Friday, April 3, 2026

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 4/2/2026 Lunacy Episode 77

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 4/2/2026 Lunacy Episode 77

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/03/juggalo-championship-wrestling-3262026.html

Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.

We get a long video recapping what lead up to tonight's match with JCW ownership stakes on the line.

The Brothers of Funstruction (Yabo and Ruffo) vs The Saint Brothers (Chase and Corey Saint)

The Saint's are very clearly not directly related. They are making their JCW debut here.

Yabo juggles and Corey takes one of the balls. Yabo whips him with his tie. Chase is sent into Ruff's boots. Chase hits Ruffo in the gut. Ruffo atomic drops him twice. Chase gets dropkicked. Yabo puts popcorn in The Saint's faces on the ropes. Corey flying knees one of the clowns off the apron and goes over the top while doing it.

Ruffo takes a back elbow and a fist drop off the buckles. Yabo throws Ruffo a balloon and Ruffo hits Corey with it. Yabo comes in and hits lariats on Chase. Ruffo pump kicks Chase. Ruffo flying back elbows Chase. Yabo tickles Corey with a rubber chicken. Corey takes a face kick + russian legsweep and is pinned.

Thoughts: I didn't like this. The Saints lost in their debut here and the clowns screwed around the whole time with various props. Corey's got some agility.

Big Vito is interviewed. Vito says winning is what he does and it'll be an honor to own the company with Russo. He says he's picking Face and someone else that he won't tell us about tonight. He says he watched Violent J take this place down brick by brick. He says J will lose tonight and there's nothing he can do about it. Vito then complains that the announcer interviewed J first. The announcer tells Vito that J wants to put him in a coffin. Vito tells J to let him know he's coming.

We get another Green Phantom video.

Violent J talks with Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony. He says he hasn't had a match for 2.5 years. He says this isn't a match and he's not chasing a belt. He says this is about everything they stand on. J says he's been n the outside and he's not going back. J says they will be kicked out of JCW with him tonight if they lose. J says he's not going out there to wrestle but to rip and claw. Tony says he's going out there to kick @ss and tear them from limb to limb.

Disco Rey vs Breyer Wellington

BW interrupts Ray as he poses. They go to test strength and Ray turns it into a dance. BW asks him to try it again then eye pokes him. Ray's head is banged off the buckles then he takes a double underhook suplex. BW does a trapezius hold and Ray dances out of it. Ray thesz presses him and hits punches. Ray spinning elbows him in the head.

Ray tags The Ring Rat in. Ray bronco busters BW but BW blocks it with his elbows. Ray then hits it on the 2nd attempt. The Rat then bronco busters Ray. BW throws The Rat aside. The Rat distracts BW and Ray flatliners Ray for the win.

Thoughts: Ray did his usual dancing stuff. The Rat was in the ring during this for too long. This wasn't good. 

Caleb Konley does a promo. He says Matt Cross is supposed to be a real man's man and says a real man sticks to his word. He says Matt needs to leave the company. He says he knows he's here somewhere and says he will get his hands on him before the night is over. 

J-Rod gets on the mic before her match. She says she doesn't know what she has to do to prove she is championship material. She says she's the ultimate athlete and deserves to be #1 contender. She says if Big Al has any balls, she should put her #1 contendership on the line vs her tonight.

Big Al comes out and says she will. She says if she wins, J-Road has to kiss her @ss in the middle of the ring. 

Stipulation Match - J-Rod vs Alice Crowley

If J-Rod wins, she becomes #1 Contender. If Big Al wins, J-Road has to kiss her backside.

J throws her down and hits mounted shots. Al piefaces her and chops her. J slams her. J chops Al in the corner. J hits forearms and back elbows her. J then does push up's on her. Al fights back and has her head banged off the buckles. Al hits forearms and is knee'd in the gut. J hits snake eyes on her then running facekicks her for 2.

J arm and chinlocks her. J throws her down backwards. Al spinning ddt's her then running knees her. Al pump kicks her then backdrops her. Al hits an air raid crash for 2. J spinebusters her.

J misses a top rope splash. Al hits a big running lariat and pins her.

Thoughts: It wasn't bad. Al had some decent offense here. J could have maybe connected a bit better on some of her strikes.

Al grabs J after and goes to put her butt in her face. J low blows Al.  

Big Vito talks to Steven Flowe. He says they got off on the right foot. Steve asks why he should listen to him. Vito says he's been watching him shine for the last month. He says Steve is kowtowing to CoKane while he gets his @ss kicked. He says he has the potential to be in the main event. He tells him he doesn't need CoKane and can be the man. He says Steve could run this place and be the best wrestler. He says he is a man short and needs him tonight. Steve says he doesn't know about this. Vito says he can wear his raggedy clothes or be the rock star he wants to be. Vito shakes hands him with, tells him to have something to eat and says he's the man.

We get another Red Love video. He says he had to practice patience growing up. He says he lived with an old lady who made him use chopsticks or every meal. He then talks about having to live in the French Quarter of New Orleans and being expected to speak French. He says Red Love is all about making sure the necessary consequence occurs for the necessary disrespect. He says when he gets to JCW, there will be consequences for a whole lot of people. 

Caleb Konley comes out and is looking for Matt Cross. He tells the crowd to eat a bag of d!cks and says Matt lost fair and square and should be out of the company. He tells him to come in here if he has balls. Matt Cross then shows up and hits him from behind. Matt stomps him. Security and Vince Russo come to break it up. Caleb slaps Matt and tells security to take Matt away. He then sings the "goodbye" song. 

We go to the back. Vito and Facade have beaten up Violent J, Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony with chairs and kendo sticks. Steven Flowe walks in and Vito tells him to beat them up. The faces are all down and bleeding.

This week's Blast from the Past is Breyer Wellington vs Rikishi. Rikishi stinkface'd him and won.

Big Vito tells Vince Russo to come out and count Violent J's team out. He says this is a forfeit. Vince Russo comes out. He says a deal is a deal. He says since Violent J's team is out, he will put a team together for J with the same stakes. Russo brings out CoKane, Nic Nemeth and Mr. Anderson. Vito says Russo is a piece of sh!t for this. Russo says good luck.

Deadly Resolution - Team Violent J (CoKane, Nic Nemeth and Mr. Anderson) vs Team Big Vito (Big Vito, Facade and Steven Flowe)

If Violent J's team wins, J owns 50% of JCW. If Vito and Russo win, they will both own 50% of JCW.

Fac and Kane go at it. Kane is pushed into the corner and he flips into it. Kane drops him with a shot. Nic wristlocks Fac. Anderson double axe handles Fac's arm and wristlocks him. Kane 2nd rope double xaxe handle's Fac's arm. Nic then does the same to Fac's arm and Anderson hits the arm as well. Fac eye pokes Anderson

Fac hits punches on Anderson. Bito knees Anderson from the apron. Fac spinning heel kicks Anderson. Anderson is then double stomped on. Fac chops Anderson. Steve foot chokes Anderson on the ropes. Vito clubs Anderson then lariats him. 

Steve chinlocks Anderson then enzugiri's him. Steve 2nd rope stomps Anderson. Anderson then gets his boot up on Steve. Kane hits lariats on Vito then he back body drops him. Kane chokeslams Vito for 2. Nic fameassers Vito. Anderson finlay rolls Vito for 2.

Kane and Anderson grab a door from under the ring. All 6 men fight in the ring. Steve foot chokes Kane. Fac rope walks and Anderson catches him with a flatliner. Steve hits a 2nd rope whisper in the wind on Anderson. Kane grabs cocaine and pours it on hims arm. Steve slaps it away. Kane chokeslam backbreakers Steve.

Fac roundhouse kicks Kane off the apron, into the crowd. Fac walks up the ropes and does a springboard tope con hilo into the seats. Vito impaler ddt's Nic.

Violent J then limps out. J punches Vito with a chain. J then spears him through a door in the corner. Nic then pins Vito with a danger zone.

Thoughts:
The match wasn't anything too great. That's just not what they do here. But J coming back out and helping his crew win made sense and worked. They are going to have to explain the Russo/Vito stuff though as those two were always pushed as friends despite them not getting along great lately.

J's crew wins. The JCW roster comes out to dance and celebrate with J after. Vince Russo claps for J. J is held in the air and balloons fall down for him. 

Overall thoughts: The show was okay. As always, this really isn't a show you watch for the wrestling but for the storylines around it. Then opener and the Disco Ray match were the lower points of the night while the main and Big Al/J-Rod were some of the better parts of the night. They gave us the right result at the end of the night and that was the most important thing here. I'd give it a 5 out of 10 overall.

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