Juggalo Championship Wrestling 4/9/2026 Lunacy Episode 78

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 4/9/2026 Lunacy Episode 78

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/04/juggalo-championship-wrestling-422026.html

Joe Dombrowski and Mark Roberts are on commentary.

Violent J arrives in a car and is cheered by 2 Tuff Tony, Willie Mack and The Brothers of Funstruction. Vince Russo walks in and J says to give him a minute. Vince says let's go to work. J says thanks for what he did last week. J says he needs Vito to dress like a clown tonight and ask if he will help him see it through. He says Vito will be in full juggalo make-up, will be drinking Faygo and dancing. Russo calls him partner and says let's do this thing.

The commentators talk about tonight's show. They tell us we have a new JCW champ.

We then see clips from a house show with Mr. Anderson vs Disco Ray for the JCW Title. Anderson won. CoKane then cashed in his #1 Contender's briefcase. CoKane won with a chokeslam.

CoKane is interviewed. The interview doesn't know how to intervene him since he doesn't speak. Steven Flowe comes in and says he's sorry. He says his issue wasn't with him, it was with himself. He says he felt like he needed to prove something and says he came into his own even though they lost. Steve offers a handshake and they shake and hug. Kane then holds up the title and points to him, seemingly wanting a title match. The announcer asks if that's what he's doing but Kane doesn't say anything. Steve says he will give him the best match of his life. 

The commentators talk.

We get clips of the Haley J vs Big Al feud. 

Vince Russo joins commentary for the next match. Haley J gives Russo her dog to hold. 

JCW Women's Title - Haley J (c) vs "Big Al" Alice Crowley

They lock up. J poses then is shoved in the corner. J shoves her again. J armdrags her and side headlock takeovers her. J gets a 2 count on her. J armdrags her. Al pulls J's arm over the 2nd rope. Al throws J down by the hair. 

J forearms and chops her outside. Al chops and forearms her back. J's head is banged off the post. J goes under the ring and Al looks for her. J then gets behind her and flying forearms her off the steps. 

J clubs Al then chops her. Al pump kicks her then backdrops her. They slap each other then slap each other down at the same time. J thesz presses her and hits mounted punches twice. J hits a backhand, a superkick then a ripcord lariat for 2. Al ducks a move, hits a hard running lariat and pins her.

Thoughts: It was a mostly brawling match here. Some of the shots could have been a little cleaner but it wasn't bad. The commentators really seemed to enjoy it. 

J offers a handshake, pulls her hand away and twerks at her.

Big Vito is interviewed and the interview says he should be called "Big Loser". Mac Davis says he will be a juggalo tonight. Vito tells him to kiss his @ss. He says Russo has been screwing people for years and he didn't know it until it happened to him. Vito says Russo went into business for himself and turned on him. Vito says he screwed him and his two partners in Facade and Steven Flowe last week. He says he's not finished. He says he is coming after Russo and will do everything to make his life miserable. The interview tells him he has to dress like a juggalo. Vito says he's not doing it and says J can kiss his @ss as he broke the agreement.

PCO comes in. He says he's quitting The Lucciano Family and is giving him his notice. Vito says he's driving him crazy. PCO says thanks for nothing. Vito says he's a piece of sh!t like everyone else here. PCO asks what he will do about it. Vito says they will do it on Vito's time. He says Violent J and Russo are on his hitlist. He says they will pay with their bodies, souls and everything they have in their world. Mac Davis says he needs good news. Mac Davis says Faygo comes in cream soda. Vito tells him to shove it up his @ss and to stop being a clown like the others.

Thoughts: Vito was really good here and was very fired up.

Jeeves arrives in a limo truck with a driver.

J-Rod and Shane Mercer vs Dani Mo and Facade

Dani and J both pose. Fac comes in and J piefaces him and shoves him. Fac pushes J. Fac kip down out of a lariat and leg lariats her. Dani high kicks SM. Dani spinning ddt's SM. Fac is swept on the apron by his opponents. Fac takes a kick into a suplex.

Fac takes corner attacks. Fac goes up and over J then J powerslams him. SM flashing elbows Fac. SM chops Russo then J does as well. SM hits Fac in the gut. SM passes Fac to J and J fallaway slams Fac for 2. J hits mounted shots on Fac. J chops him and Fac back body drops him.

Fac is put on the top rope. Fac top rope rider kicks SM. Dani flying headscissors J then slingblades her. Dani hits forearms and kicks on J. J boots Dani in the gut then Dani code red's her for 2. Dani is swung into a big spear from J. SM tries a running goriall press on Dani but Dani escapes. SM release suplexes Dani.

J trips Fac on the apron, charges at him and ends up going into the rail when he moves. SM has Dani on the 2nd rope. Steven Flowe comes down and hits SM with his guitar. Fac then pins SM.

Thoughts: Intergender matches aren't really my thing. It was a bit hard to follow as people came in and out a lot and it was hard to buy that the men couldn't beat up the women. They tried to make the best of it. There wasn't a lot of stuff between the various moves and spots. Russo said there was a good shot of J-Rod's butt here at one point and asked them to cut that line, but they did not.

Jeeves talks to Violent J. He says he's the man he wanted to see. J says he thought Jeeves was dead. Jeeves says he has someone J needs to meet who will change the game. He says he has a big surprise for him.

Vito is on the phone in the back. Luigi Primo tosses pizza's around him. Primo says he heard Vito doesn't have a crew. He says he could learn a lot from him and wants to work with him. He says he can be a solider and wants to follow the code. Vito tells him to show him something, they will have a pizza and then talk about it.

Vince Russo walks in. Vito grabs him and calls him a piece of sh!t. He asks what's wrong with him and asks who his family is. Russo asks who's Vito's family and uncle. Russo says it's Lucky Lucciano. He says he stood on his word and integrity. Russo says we are Italians and our word is our bond. Russo says he gave J his word. Vito says he's supposed to stick with him. Russo says they stand on honor. He says Vito lost a deal and will pay off that debt. Vito says it was 6 against 1 and he's still standing here. Vito says he f*cked it up and they could have had this company. Russo says a deal is a deal. Russo says they could do it the hard way or the easy way. Vito says he does things the hard way and they will do it the hardway like always. The Brothers of Funstruction then come in and say this will be fun. Vito says they are already dead to him. 

Jeeves is at his limo. We are told there's a mystery person and Violent J in the limo. Mac Davis asks who that is and Jeeves says he can't tell him. He is asked if it's Caleb Konley. Jeeves says he's mad at him and they are on the redemption chapter of their story. Jeeves tells him to be focused on the limo.

We get another Green Phantom video.

Mac Davis interviews Barnabus The Bizarre and The Outbreak. Barn says The Outbreak have completed rehab and are 100% clean. Mack doubts him. Barn says they are free of the control of cocaine. Barn has to keep yelling at The Outbreak. He says 2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack have the tag titles, which they need and they will focus on that.

JCW Tag Titles - 2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack vs The Outbreak (Abel Booker & Jacksyn Crowley)

Mack ducks a lock up then takes down Abel. Mack hits an armdrag then is armdragged. Mack flying headscissors Abel. Mack and Abel trip each other then try dropkicks at the same time. 

Tony and JC get in. JC points at Tony's alcohol in the corner. JC wants to drink it but Tony boots him. Tony shoulders him over and JC kips up. Tony pours alcohol in JC's mouth. JC then falls down and is out of it. 

JC bridges. Tony shoulders him in the chest then back body drops him. Abel grabs the alcohol and drinks it. Abel is back body dropped. Barnabus comes in and takes the alcohol. Tony gets mad and Barn begs off in the corner. The zombies hit Tony from behind. Tony takes corner attacks.

Tony takes a facekick + russian legsweep. A zombie drinks alcohol outside and Tony takes it away. Tony dropkicks a zombie. Tony neckbreakers a zombie, making him ddt his partner. Mack comes in. He hits a lariat and a spinning heel kick. Mack corner splashes The Zombies. Mack corner sentons the zombies. Mack standing moonsaults a zombie for 2. 

Barnabus gets hit by one of his zombies when Mack moves. Mack takes a flying lariat and Tony takes a slingblade. The zombies drink the alcohol and the fans chant, "chug". They then grab Tony's other bottle of alcohol and they drink together. The zombies are drunk and Abel gets dizzy. Abel is thrown out. JC crotches himself up top. JC takes a double 2nd rope superplex and is double pinned.

Thoughts: It was entertaining due to the zombies getting drunk and acting goofy. It was mostly all shenanigans but it worked in this case. Only in JCW...

Mac Davis interviews Jasmin St. Clair's Monster Corporation. Mack says management wants to break this team up. Jas says they don't know anything about them. Jas says not to listen to them.

Vince Russo talks to Caleb Konley in the back. He says it's all about timing and it's not time yet. He says he's not ready yet and tells him to be patient.

Kerry Morton walks in with a Japanese headband on. Kerry says he had a blast in Japan. Kerry says he beat everybody in Japan. Kerry says he met a geisha who was wild and reminded him of Russo. 

Mickie Knuckles walks in. She says she doesn't have a match tonight and Russo needs to fix it. Russo asks her to cover her. Russo says it was an oversight. Russo asks if Mickie has a past in Japan and says to tell them about it. Russo says Kerry said he was the greatest wrestler in Japanese history. Mickie says to change the moniker. Russo says Stranglemania is coming up. He says they should do a Japanese Kamikaze (anything goes) match with Mickie vs Kerry. Russo says let's find out who the greatest Japanese wrestler is. Mickie then leaves and kind of slaps him. Russo and Caleb laugh. Kerry tells them to shut up. He says he'll wrestle her and tells them to watch. He says he's coming for Caleb after.  Kerry leaves. Russo says he's never seen anything like this company. Caleb says it's a circus.

Big Vito talks to The Brothers of Funstruction. The Brothers have Vito in a juggalo jersey. Vito tells them to stop. The Brothers want him to put a clown hat on. Vito tells them to shove the hat up their @sses. The Brothers ask if Vito remembers who they are and why the one is called "The Drill". They tell him to put the hat on. Vito then puts the hat on and The Brothers say he needs to put facepaint on. Vito says he will do it himself. They kick the cameraman out.

Luigi Primo vs PCO

Primo rolls out of shots from PCO. Primo hits him with the pizza dough. PCO shoulders him over. Primo tosses the dough in his face and misses a dropkick. PCO stomps Primo in the gut. PCO corner splashes Primo. PCO lariats Primo. PCO chokeslams Primo. PCO teases a moonsault but gets down. PCO then sharpshooters Primo. Primo taps out.

Thoughts: It was a short squash as expected with PCO winning easy.

Jeeves leaves the limo with Mac Davis outside of it. Jeeves says the biggest deal in JCW is official. He says there's a talent of monstrous proportions in there. He says we will find out and says it will be the biggest moment in JCW history. Jeeves says they are going to party. 

We get another Red Love video. He calls himself Father Bronson and has a cat with him. He says we let Red love into our hearts and say lets prepare for The Red Arrival. We then see him dunking a girl in a bathtub. He says light a candle, pour some tea and wear something red. He says he will put a hold on his opponent and he won't let go until they feel nothing at all. He says that's what Red Love is all about - never letting go.

The Outbreak are throwing up in the bathroom and Barnabus is yelling at them. He says this is how they found them years ago. Barnabus blames Mac Davis and the cameraman. One of the zombies spits up blue goo on the mirror.

JCW World Title - CoKane (c) vs Steven Flowe

Steve side headlocks him and Kane shoulders him over. Steve knees him in the face and Kane facekicks him. Kane wristlocks him and shoulders him over. Kane ropewalks and Steve throws him down off the ropes. Steve facekicks him over the top rope. Steve topes him.

Steve plancha's him off the apron. Steve cradle shocks Kane for 2. Steve goes up top. Kane sits up from the mat. Kane handspring cutters him. Kane grabs cocaine and Shane Mercer gets on the apron. Steve then hits Kane with his guitar for 2. 

Steve goes for a tombstone but Kane spinning backdrops him. Kane uses coacine. Steve superkicks him in the corner. Kane chokeslams him and pins him.

Thoughts: The big news here is that Steven Flowe is definitely a heel now. You'd think they would have him win to put that over but they did not. It was acceptable enough and it was the usual CoKane match.

Caleb Konley comes out and nails Kane from behind. He then stomps him. Caleb burning hammers him. 

Blast from the Past

This week's match is The ICP and Sabu vs Trent Acid and The Alter Boys. The ICP's team won.

Mac Davis asks Violent J who is in the limit. J tells him not to be whack. He says everyone will find out next week and it will be well worth the wait. J says they have something more fun to take care of with Vito. He says we will see Big Vito the juggalo and he can't wait.

The Brothers of Funstruction threaten Vito with weapons and make him head to the ring.

Violent J comes out. J says it's a special moment and says we will see a hater conformed into one of us. J then introduces "Vito The Juggalo". Vit othen comes out with clown paint, ICP gear, a hat and The Broyhers of Funstruction. 

Vito is not thrilled and has "F-U" on his cheeks. Vito tells the fans to wipe the paint off their faces. He says maybe they can leave it on just for tonight. Vito says he has some things to say. He says he and Violent J hate each other. He says he hates all the fans and they hate him. Vito says the juggalo lifestyle is loving and hugging everyone. He says he doesn't want that and says he's the devil. 

Vito says he had J's team beat and J put his best men on him. Vito talks about the match and says he still got back up after all they put him through. He says the only thing J didn't do was kill him. He says he will still come after him. He says J won't see the bullet coming when it's his time. 

J says Vito showed up a few months ago and everyone thought he was a boss. He said they found out he's a miserable, fake @ss goombah. He says he has no power and stroke. J tells him to look at himself and says he has the juggalo outfit on. J says he feels like he's still not a juggalo.

J says he doesn't like the "F-U" on Vito's cheeks and they should help him wash that off. J asks if The Brothers have the sauce. They then grab Faygo cream soda. J sprays the Faygo at Vito and says let him wash the "F-U" off. He says maybe Vito doesn't know how to dance and do the clown walk. Vito then dances. J says that sucked.  

J says he needs to drink some Faygo. J tells him to gulp. Vito drinks it then spits it in J's face. The Brothers go to hit Vito with their mallets. J tells The Brothers to go to the back so he can handle this. J says this has been coming for a long time. The lights go out. Vampiro appears in the ring. Vamp hits shots on Vito then lariats him out of the ring. J and Vampiro stare down. Vamp offers a handshake but J leaves. 

Overall thoughts: It was a good show. The wrestling was a bit better than usual and they delivered as promised on Vito being forced to dress up and drink Faygo. We had some fun stuff with drunken zombies and Vampiro is back. We got a lot of non-wrestling segments here as well. I'd give it a 6 out of 10. I thought it was fun and one of their better efforts.