Juggalo Championship Wrestling 3/5/2026 Lunacy Episode 73
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/02/juggalo-championship-wrestling-2262026.html
Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.
Vince Russo, Big Vito and Caleb Konley come out. Russo says we've got problems in JCW. He said he took off last week and there was utter chaos here. He blames Vito for it. Russo says they were like brothers for 35 years and can't get along now. He says real men take responsibility and he will do that tonight. He says there's a lot of questions and he will give us answers.
He says when he came here, he knew the company needed a leader. He said he watched everyone on the roster and said one person stood out. He says he was a little raw, a little green and needed to get a little serious. He says Caleb Konley is what a champ looks like. He says he's the real deal and the chosen one by him.
He says there was one problem - a wise@ss named Kerry Morton. He says he's a punk, has a chip on his shoulder and has 0 respect. He said he made a deal with Matt Cross and said whatever you have to do, you keep Kerry away from Caleb. He said he sent Kerry to Japan to wrestle to learn respect.
Violent J comes out. J says he knew it all along - Russo f*cked him. he said Russo rollover and outed him out of JCW forever. He says he f*cked him. Russo says that's not the way it went down. He says Cross f*cked him because of his problems with Cross. He says he wanted to f*ck JCW because of his heat with him.
Vito grabs the mic and says both are ridiculous and make him sick. Vito says J reneged on a contract and is back like a buttery b!tch. He says J didn't make it on TikTok and came back to this hip hop bs. Vito says this is his company and J is never allowed back. Russo separates them and Vito throws down Russo. He calls Russo a piece of sh!t and says how dare he turn on him. PCO and Mickie Knuckles come out. J shoves Vito. Mickie low blows J from behind. J is beaten up by Vito's crew. Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony make the save.
We go to break and return. J is hurt in the back and Tony/Mack check on him. Tony asks why he didn't let him know he was back. Tony says they are getting the band back together. Vince Russo comes in to check on J and Tony tells him to get out of here before he gets hurt. Tony says next time he'll be prepared.
Vito's crew talks in the back. Vito says they want the tag titles from The Clowns then says they will take care of more family business. Mickie flirts with Vito the whole time. Vito says tonight's the night where he will expose the clowns for who they are - a bunch of frauds.
The announcers run down tonight's card.
JCW World Tag Team Title #1 Contendership Three Way Match - 2 Tuff Tony & Willie Mack vs. Flowe Caine (CoKane & Steven Flowe) vs. The Outbreak (Abel Booker & Jacksyn Crowley)
Mack and Tony won the tag titles last week through dubious means but returned them and I guess they are officially not the champs.
Tony's team fights The Outbreak. Tony side headlocks one of them then shoulders him over. The zombie bridges. Tony makes the one zombie ddt the other. Tony slams a zombie and Kane tags himself in on the moonsault attempt.
Kane punches a zombie and uppercuts him down. A zombie slingblades Kane then sliding lariats him. Kane is stomped on by the zombies in the corner. The Outbreak's manager trips up Flowe on the apron. Flowe comes in and forearms the zombies. They double choke him. Flowe enzugiri's a zombie. A zombie lariats Kane.
Kane takes corner attacks from the zombies. One zombie facekicks the other on a failed double team. Kane 2nd rope moonsaults then chokeslams one zombie onto the other. Tony comes in and hits shots on a zombie then back body drops both zombies. Tony lariats the zombies. Tony asai moonsaults a zombie for 2.
Flowe tags himself in on Kane. Kane doesn't expect it and Kane takes a corner death valley driver from Tony. Flowe comes off the top and takes a cutter from Mack. Tony lights his hand on fire and punches Flowe to win.
Thoughts: It was a bit slower than expected. The Outbreak were allowed to both be in the ring for almost all of this when they shouldn't have been allowed. They definitely teased that Kane and Flowe weren't on the same page here. It was just a match and nothing too special.
Mack and Tony try to help up Flowe after but get nowhere with it.
Shane Mercer comes out and beats up Flowe. CoKane saves Flowe and fights Shane to the back. Kane comes back and Flowe leaves without him.
Alice Crowley goes up to Vince Russo in the back. Russo thanks her for asking about his wife and thanks her for giving up her title as the showrunner. She said she talked to Vito and Vito told her to drink cream soda. She said it made her feel better. She says she's sorry to Russo. Russo says he understand her. He says he has had 3 women in wrestling tell him about being sexually abused. He says what women go through in the business is something he understands. He says he doesn't blame her but understands. Russo says he's proud of her and tells her to kick some @ss. They then hug.
We get a video of Red Love talking about to get rid of your problems. He says to identify the problem. He says write the problem down and every detail involved with it. He says the last step is to set it on fire.
JCW Women's Title #1 Contendership Match - Alice Crowley vs. J-Rod
Al poses on the ropes and is hit. J hits chops then side slams her. J misses a splash and Al rolls her up for 1. J hits corner spears on her. J's head is banged off the buckles.
J suplexes her and hits more chops. Al pulls J over the top. J sweeps her on the apron. Al spinning forearms her and pump kicks her. J germans her. J runs into a back elbow. Al pump kicks her and backdrops her.
J back rack drops her for 2. The ring girl comes in the ring and hits Al with her sign that has a cookie sheet in it.
Thoughts: It was average though everyone hit their stuff clean and there was nothing bad about it. We'll have to see what the finish was about.
J-Rod and the ring girl stomp Al then walk to the back.
Vince Russo tells Caleb Konley they will accuse him of playing favorites. He says Caleb can't let up and says it needs to be full speed every night. Matt Cross comes in and asks what Kerry being sent to Japan means for him. Russo says he will get to him when he gets to him. Matt says to make sure it's not too long and leaves. Russo tells Caleb that's what he meant with people coming for him. Stephen Flowe comes in. He says he wants a match with Shane Mercer tonight. Russo says he will see what he can do.
We get another Green Phantom video where he talks about the issues he sees in JCW. He says he's coming and a true hero is on his way.
J-Rod does a promo. She says Big Al tried to stack the deck against her and says surprise surprise. She then introduces her best friend, Sofia Rose. She says we will see a lot more of them around here.
JCW American Title Match - Facade (c) vs. Mecha Wolf
Wolf wristlocks him and Fac side headlocks him. They trade waistlocks and Wolf takes him down. Fac side headlocks him then shoulders him over. Fac 2nd rope diving armdrags him. Wolf backrolls and armdrags him. Fac spin kicks him in the face.
Wolf spears Fac off the bottom rope. Fac is thrown out and Wolf topes him into the rails. Wolf chops him outside and bites him. Wolf snapmares him and basement dropkicks him. Wolf punches him in the corner and pump kicks him. Fac is busted open.
Fac back elbows him out of the corner then corner forearms him. Wolf misses a splash and Fac springboard enzugiri's him. Fac springboard enzugiri's him off the apron. Fac walks up the buckles and plancha's Wolf outside.
Fac rope walk rider kicks him for 2. Face tries to walk up the ropes but is dropped throat first on them. Wolf springboard tornado ddt's him for 2. Wolf misses a corner charge and Fac rolls him up for 2. Fac springboard diving cutters him for 2. Fac handstands in the corner and is superkicked. Wolf low flying knees him for 2. Wolf backrolls him, Fac backrolls him and grabs the tights to win.
Thoughts: It got enough time to play out and was acceptable. It wasn't their best stuff but it was definitely a step up from some of the other stuff here.
Vito is on the phone in the back. Russo comes up and asks if he put his hands on him. Vito asks what he will do about it? Russo asks if he thinks we can fix this. Vito says he'll get back to him on that.
Mac Davis interviews Violent J. Mac says J has only been back for a bit and already got his @ss kicked. J says that's fine. He says using violence as a welcoming party is fine with him. He says he doesn't like what this place has become and it's a hurricane on insanity. He says it needs a fix. J says he doesn't trust Russo and will get to the bottom of this. He says Russo will be exposed.
Steven Flowe vs Shane Mercer
Steve gets hit as he enters and his eyes are raked on the top rope. They each hit punches. Steve's springboard is caught and he lands on his feet on a fallaway slam. SM is pulled over the top and Steve topes him twice. He is caught on the 3rd attempt and rammed into the post back first.
Steve is swung into the rails and his head is banged off the camp. Steve is gorilla pressed onto the ramp. Steve is back body dropped into the ring from the ramp. SM hits crossface shots then release suplexes him. SM chinlocks him. SM swinging chokes him. SM gorilla presses him but Steve turns it into a canadian destroyer for 2.
Steve goes up top and SM enzugiri's him. SM goes for a fallaway slam and Steve 2nd rope sunset bombs him to win.
Thoughts: I was surprised they had Steven win here. They did what they were supposed to with Shane throwing him around and Steve having to resort to luck to win as the underdog.
Shane hits forearms on Steve then hits mounted shots. Shane gorilla press tombstones him. CoKane then comes out and Shane runs. Kane helps Steven up and Steven shoves him. Steven then leaves alone.
The Brothers of Funstruction talk. Yabo says Vito might interfere tonight and expose them. Ruffo says he doesn't care and says let him expose them. He says they did everything together and are the JCW Tag champs.
We get a video on Kerry Morton, paid for by Kerry Morton. Kerry is in Osaka, Japan. He says it's funny how jealous Russo is of him to send him to Japan. He says Russo did himself a disservice and Kerry said he sold out of all his merch. He says when he comes back, he is excited to see him.
Blast from the Past
We see clips of The Ring Rydas vs Paul London and Brian Kendrick from 8/11/2013. The Rydas end up winning.
JCW World Tag Team Title Match - The Brothers Of Funstruction (Ruffo The Clown & Yabo The Clown) (c) vs. Luciano Family Enterprises (Mickie Knuckles & PCO)
Yabo has the vest on and Ruffo has the suspenders on.
The four fight. MK's head is banged off the buckles. All 4 fight outside and PCO is sent into the rails. MK rakes Yabo's face with his tie then grabs him by the crotch. PCO's head is banged off the apron and rails. PCO is double clubbed on.
The Clowns grab a rubber chicken. Yabo tries to tickle PCO with it. PCO then short arm lariats him. PCO hits double punches on him. MK hits corner spears on Yabo then corner hip attacks him. MK sentons Yabo for 2.
MK pulls on Yabo's nose and PCO clubs Yabo. PCO russian legsweeps Yabo then headbutt drops him for 2. PCO hits punches. Yabo boots him out of the corner and 2nd rope diving lariats him. Ruffo tags in. He knocks MK off the apron and hits punches on PCO. Ruffo grabs the toy Hulk hand and nails MK with it. PCO is sent into the post shoulder first. Yabo top rope double stomps Ruffo's back when MK moves. Yabo is lariated over the top and ends up going over the rail on the landing. MK germans Ruffo. PCO top rope moonsaults Ruffo and pins him.
Thoughts: It was average for the most part and the crowd wasn't super into it. I was surprised Mack and Tony didn't get the shot here after what happened last week. I didn't like the clowns screwing around in a title match. There was mostly just basic strikes here for the most part. Yabo took a neat bump where he was lariated over the top then went over the rail on the landing.
Big Vito comes out and hands his crew the tag titles after. Vito congratulates his crew. He tells the crowd to stick it up their @ss. He says The Brothers of Funstruction didn't listen to him. He says they are actually two of the most famous gangsters that ever lived. Vito says they have been in witness protection hiding under clown faces. He says the one is named Joey "Two Times" Ciccone and the other is Danny "The Drill" Ciccone. He says they embarrassed La Cosa Nostra. He says they took an oath and will die in hell. He says they are dead next week.
Overall thoughts: We got a bit more wrestling than usual here. None of it was great but it was tolerable, but this is more of a storyline based show. Wolf/Facade was the best match on here and maybe Flowe/Mercer was in consideration as well. The show also got an extra 20 minutes or so, but that didn't necessarily help it. While some of the participants in the matches might have been a bit random, every match had some kind of reason for it to happen. It was an easy show to watch with a lot going on. I thought it was okay overall but nothing must see. I'd give it a 6 out of 10.


















