EPW Wrestling 3/21/2026 Episode #234
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/03/epw-wrestling-3142026-episode-233.html
Next week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/04/epw-wrestling-3282026-episode-235.html
Gene Jackson and Joey Gross are on commentary.
CJ Thomas vs Wonder Boy
Boy is pushed when he poses in the ring.
CJ ducks a lock-up and does jumping jacks. Boy hits a flying corner forearm and CJ slides out. Boy chases him outside. CJ pulls him into the buckles inside and stomps on him. CJ forearms him in the spine and backbreakers him. CJ does push-up's on him and elbows his back for 2.
Boy hits some shots and is rammed into the buckles.Boy hits leg kicks and various shots. CJ grabs a weightlifting belt. He and the ref fight for it and Boy claymore kicks CJ to win.
Thoughts: It was a shorter bout and pretty average for the most part. BJ stalled and used some cheap tactics and Boy did mostly strikes as the face.
Jaxx Roxx interviews The Order. Hollywood Jimmy says they are proud of Eli Knox as he made a WWE appearance recently (he delivered the mystery box that turned out to be Danhausen). Jimmy says he deserves a group hug. Jimmy says they got so much gold that it has to blind the fans. Jimmy says The Order is at the top and nobody will take them off the mountain.
Jimmy says the big TV star Eli has something to say. Eli says it's time he gets the credit he deserves. He says you can hate him all you want but the faces here aren't making the big screen or putting out the big results like him. He says if you are talking wresting and not mentioning Eli Knox, you are wasting your breath.
Izzy Rotten says The Blacklist put a target on their back and if they want some, come get some. Dorian Vain says there comes a time when a man has to step up and be one. He says Aaron Roberts has to do it against him. He says he will face him for the EPW Title. Vain says he will get pleasure out of this as this is the last time Aaron will get a title shot out of him. Vain says Aaron isn't on his level and says nobody can touch him. Vain says they would have been called The Four Horsemen back in the day and are the best wrestling has to offer. He says Aaron Roberts will never be able to touch them.
The announcers talk and say Vain vs Roberts is happening soon.
Zay Washington vs Shawn Aries
Zay hits him in the gut and side headlocks him. SA misses a dropkick. Zay taunts him, SA kips up and dropkicks him for 2. Zay forearms him off the apron and topes him. Zay chops him on the rails. SA suplexes him for 2.
SA misses a springboard. Zay punches him and lariats him down. SA hits more lariats. Zay takes a bridging ddt for 2. SA springboard corkscrew kicks him. SA misses a spear and goes into the buckles. Zay rolls him up for 2 and spinning roundhouse kicks him. Zay hits his exploder slam and wins.
Thoughts: It was sort and explosive. Shawn had a good night here and he was really on point. Zay did his usual thing as well. I liked this and thought it was a good action packed match.
ODB is interviewed by Jaxx Roxx. She says it's the last call for her but she's not going anywhere anytime soon. Madi the American Bad interrupts along with Bobbi Thunder. Madi says ODB's outfit is cute. She says she knows she was a superstar. Madi says she is a superstar and this is her show. Bobbi says the trailer park didn't hear about ODB's last haul as they don't remember her. Bobbi says she's the new ODB and they will say, "Oh, Delicious Bobbilicious".
"DDT" Diana Taylor comes out. She says she doesn't know what Madi is doing but she will not disrespect ODB. She tells her to take her fake hair and lashes and go to the back. Madi then piefaces ODB and backs off behind Bobbi. ODB says they will give her one hell of a meet and greet.
Parental Advisory (Hunter Dabbs and Dakota Gage) vs Jabri Young and "The Bulldog" Enrico Sterdivant
JY boots Dabbs. Dabbs armdrags him. JY takes a double enzugiri in the corner then Dabbs basement dropkicks him. Dabbs sentons him. Dabbs is caught off the top and Enrico slams him down. Enrico germans Dabbs then back splashes him. Enrico facewash kicks him in the corner.
JY hits punches on Dabbs. Dabbs boots him out of the corner and JY standing spanish flies him. JY hits mounted forearms. They both tag out. Gage hits shots on Enrico then stomps his foot. Gage spinebusters him for 2. JY comes in. Enrico spinning rounhouse kicks JY when Gage moves. Dabbs topes Enrico outside. Gage spinebusters JY and Dabbs frogsplashes JY off the top to win.
Thoughts: It was short, a little rushed but was a fun little bout. I liked The Advisory's finisher here. Enrico moves well for his size.
Slaughterhouse then run in and attack Parental Advisory. Gage takes a rolling spear and Dabbs gets chokeslammed.
We go to break and return. Slaughterhouse leaves as refs check on Parental Advisory. Parental Advisory are helped to the back.
Elijah Owens vs Moses Cain
EO has been on a lucky win streak and he's shocked to see MC is his opponent.
EO slides out to start and MC follows. They get back in. EO ducks lock up's. MC hits shots to the gut in the corner and throws him. MC corner lariats him. MC rips EO's shirt and chops him. MC misses a shot, EO gets some shots in then MC lariats him. MC misses a legdrop.
EO basement dropkicks him for 2. MC hits a big boot. MC chokes him. MC then spinebusters him. MC stomps him then headbutts him. We go to break and return. MC sleepers him and EO jawbreakers him to escape. MC hits a big spinebuster for 2. MC bearhugs him then hits a black hole slam for 1. Daniel Nova comes out and has words for MC. MC goes out and goes up to him. They argue and MC gets counted out.
Thoughts: EO could have been thrown around a bit more. This was what it was supposed to be with MC bulldozing EO and EO somehow getting the win without MC actually getting pinned.
EO gets his hand raised and he runs as MC comes in.
Overall thoughts: The opener was a bit average. The Order had a decent segment. Zay vs Aries was short and eplosive. ODB's segment with Madi wasn't bad. We had another fun bout with Parental Advisory. The main event made sense and was what it should have been. I'd give the show a 6 out of 10. It was a good show that made sense and built up a bunch of stuff for future shows.

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