Juggalo Championship Wrestling 3/12/2026 Lunacy Episode 74

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 3/12/2026 Lunacy Episode 74

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/03/juggalo-championship-wrestling-352026.html

Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.

The Brothers of Funstruction come out without their clown gear on and are wearing mob clothing. Danny the Drill introduces himself and Joey Two Times. He says they are the Brothers of Chicone(?). Danny says Vito exposed them last week. He says they did bad things to bad people a long time ago, had problems, Vito swhoed up and now they are here. He says they had to protect their family and gave up some guys. He says they got put in the federal protection program.

Joey says they aren't who you think they are. Joey says the gig is done. He says they'll be no more clowns and days the Brothers of Funstruction are finished. Joey then puts their boots in the middle of the ring.

Violent J comes out. Danny says they gotta go as there's bad people after them. He says they wanted to come out and say goodbye. He thanks the fans for the Faygo-dogs and thanks them for showing their buttholes. J asks what they are talking about. He takes Danny's hat and kicks it. J says nobody has made more mistakes in the past than him and says we don't see him out with no paint and a vertical smile like a p*ssy h*le. J says who gives a flying f**k? He says the past is the past and what matters is the present day. He says right now is what matters. He says they are The Brothers of Funstruction. 

J says they are all juggalos and they don't live in regret. J says f**k regret. He says juggalos don't judge and don't give a flying f**k. He says Vito got into their heads. J says they are juggalos and they are family. J says they are family forever. J then wants a hug and they hug. 

Big Vito then comes out. Vito says they are pieces of sh!t and aren't going anywhere. Vito insults them more. He says there is only one family they are loyal to and it's La Cosa Nostra. Vito says his uncle Lucky Luciano bult this and they broke the rules by ratting on the family. Vito says they are people waiting outside and inside for them. Vito tells them to get in the car and get the f*ck out of town. 

J says they aren't going anywhere. Vito says they are going somewhere. J tells him to come in close then he knees him in the gut. J tells The Brothers of Funstruction to take care of Vito. Danny asks if they want them to do this the easy way where Vito puts the clown shoes on or the hard way where they put the clown shoes on Vito. They then try to put the shoes on Vito. PCO and Mickie Knuckles come down to break it up. J tells 2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack to get out here and they do. The heels then leave. 

Tony challenges Mickie and PCO for the tag titles tonight.

Thoughts: J had a nice little speech there. I would have liked to have seen The Brothers get away from the clown stuff for a few weeks to try something different.

Vince Russo talks to Matt Cross in the back. Matt says the gig is up and asks what's next. Vince says Matt is an independent contractor and knows how things work. Vince says he did a hell of a job taking out Kerry Morton and he was paid for it. Vince says they both fulfilled their obligations. Matt asks if that's it and Vince asks how he thinks he was used? Matt says he's free to go back into business for himself. Vince asks what he wants Matt to do for him. Matt says he wants a match with Kaleb Conley. He says he's the guy, not him and says he can have a match and show him that he's the gut. Vince says if he beats Kaleb, he can take his spot as The Chosen One. He says if Kaleb beats him, Matt leaves JCW for good. Matt agrees. Vince wishes him good luck.

We get another Red Love video. He's at maybe some kind of art/candle place and is told he can't talk about his products today. He says what he does best is spread the red love and make people happy. He says that's what he will do in JCW. 

Thoughts: I didn't really get this one but I am curious as to what it leads to.

Big Vito talks to Vince Russo in the back. He says Vince sounds like a dork and Vince says Vito just took a gut shot from a clown. Vito says Vince put The Brothers up to attacking him when they knee'd him. Vince says they are in the ratings business and his crew are ratings. 

Mr. Anderson interrupts and Vito calls him a jerkoff. Vito says this isn't the WWE and Anderson isn't sucking on Pritchard's @ss. He says he's the top guy here and run things. He says this is Big Vito country. Anderson says once a jabroni, always a jabroni. Vito says he's got something special for him. Anderson calls him a curtain jerker.

Vince says Anderson is a wise @ss but he doesn't think he sucked on Pritchard's @ss. Anderson says he definitely do that. 

Facade vs Disco Ray

Ray has The Ring Rat with him. Ray says they gotta get down and he starts dancing. Ray drops down and Fac tries to head kick him. Ray spinning chops him. Ray misses a bronco buster. Fac hits kicks in the corner then slams Ray. 

Fac PK's him for 2. Fac euros him over. Fac dropkicks him off the buckles for 2. Fac ropewalk springboard rider kicks him. Fac walks up the buckles and hurts his foot coming down. Ray thesz presses him and hits some shots. Ray hits some bad punches and a bionic elbow.

Ray neckbreakers him for 2. Ray slams him and 2nd rope elbow drops him for 2. Fac rolls him up for 2. They double clothesline each other down. The Ring Rat gets on the apron. Fac gets distracted. Ray gets distracted then Fac kicks Ray in the nuts. Fac then pins Ray.

Thoughts: Ooh this was bad. Ray has terrible strikes that don't connect at all. The finish was bad with Facade not exactly being a heel yet kicking Ray right in the nuts to win. 

Vito is reading a magazine and says Al Pacino is a friend of theirs.  Mickie Knuckles comes in with a banana. Vito says he doesn't know why she keeps coming in here. Mickie then puts most of the banana in  her mouth, takes her shirt off and gets on top of Vito. Someone tries to come in and Mickie tells him to go as she kisses him.

Mark Roberts, the ring announcer, does a video showing us the history of CoKane. They show CoKane without a mask on in it and asks if CoKane will be the first new homemade star of the Lunacy era.

Flowe Caine (CoKane & Steven Flowe) vs. The Outbreak (Abel Booker & Jacksyn Crowley)

Barnabas The Bizarre does the intro for The Outbreak. 

Kane pulls out his cocaine and JC goes after it. Steve jumps on him off the top. Abel takes a double elbow drop. Kane is pushed into the post by a zombie. Steve blind springboard back elbows a zombie. Steve takes corner attacks. Steve fights off the zombies then is lariated by JC.

Steve gets stomped in the corner. Kane hot tags in and hits shots on JC. Kane hits a spinning bakcdrops on JC. Kane hits a handspring cutter on Abel. Barnabus gets on the apron and holds up what they say is an antedote to Kane's death mist. Kane drops Barnabus with a shot. Kane fights off the zombies. The Outbreak double mist Steve. Kane uranage's one zombie into another and picks up the pick on JC.

Thoughts: It was to the point for the most part. We got some flying and the zombies double teamed their opponents before going down.

Kane grabs Barnabus' potion to heal the mist and gives it to Steven. Steven then shoves him away and runs out. Kane follows him.

Caleb Konley is waiting for Vince Russo outside of the bathroom. He complains about having to face Matt Cross tonight. He says he's supposed to be the chosen one and asks if Vince will throw it all away. Vince says he guesses he would be throwing it all away if he loses. Vince asks Caleb if he thinks he will lose. He says if he can't beat Cross, who can he beat? He says maybe that's why TNA let him go. He says he should be ashamed for doubting himself and he should maybe rethink him being the chosen one. Caleb says he's focused and will do what it takes. He says Vince won't doubt him again after tonight. Vince tells him not to talk about it but to do it.

We get another Green Phantom video.

Steven Flowe and CoKane are in the bathroom. Kane is trying to get the mist out of Steve's eyes. Steve gets mad and says if he wants to do something for him, get rid of those 2 @ssholes. Kane then grabs a bat and leaves.

Matt Cross vs. Caleb Konley

Matt becomes The Chosen One if he wins and is kicked out of JCW if he loses. Vince Russo is on commentary for this. 

They trade wristlocks. Matt escapes and stares him down. CK shoulders Matt over. Matt legsweeps him then Matt is swept. They butt heads. Matt spinning headscissors him. Matt belly to belly overhead suplexes him. 

Matt topes CK outside. They trade chops outside and Matt is backdropped onto the rail top. CK goes up top and is hit. Matt is swept on the 2nd rope and CK backcrackers him for 2. CK euros him in the back of the neck for 2. CK legsweeps him then sliding lariats him for 2. 

CK backrakes him then chinlocks him. Matt hits shots to the gut and CK slams him. Matt hits running lariats on CK then handspring back elbows him. Matt springboard forearms him for 2. Matt 2nd rope double stomps CK's back. CK blue thunders him for 2.

CK misses a double jump moonsault. Matt rebounds into a cutter on him for 2. Matt mises a top rope moonsault and is superkicked. CK backhands him then burning hammers him. CK pins him.

Thoughts: It was one of the better JCW matches as of late with it having a lot of action and the winner being in doubt. Russo sold this one hard on commentary and was really into this. We'll have to see what happens with Matt now.

Big Vito is in his office after his uh romantic encounter with Mickie Knuckles. He is staring in space and the camera man can't get his attention. The camera man asks if he's good and he doesn't react.

CoKane goes after The Outbreak with a bat in the back. He knocks them and Barnabus down. He then seemingly beats one of The Outbreak's heads in with a bat behind a wall. Barnabus grabs him then Kane threatens him with a bat. Kane says something about Barnabus needing him (Kane has a mask on so the sound is muffled).

Alice Crowley & Dani Mo vs. J-Rod & Sophia Rose

J and Rose started a partnership last week. 

Al shoves J and throws Rose into the post. Dani top rope crossbodies Al. Dani and Al hit dropkicks through the ropes. Rose is sent into the post. Al drops Dani onto J. The ref officially starts the match and counts 2.

Dani hits back elbows on J and high kicks her. Dani basement dropkicks her for 2. Rose chokes Dani over the 2nd rope. Rose bulldogs Dani and J splashes Dani for 2. Rose running boots Dani for 2. Dani sunset flips Rose for 2 and kicks her from the mat.

Dani is hit with snake eyes by J then J running facekicks her. J then does a push-up pin on her for 2. Rose top rope dropkicks J when Dani moves. Al comes in and hits forearms on J. Al backdrops her. Al tries to drop Dani onto J but J moves. Rose russian legsweeps Al. Rose is given brass knucks. She nails Dani with them and pins her.

Thoughts: It was short and acceptable. Rose and J got the win here as a new pairing which was good. The ref having to have the bell run to count a pin was a pretty funny moment.

J and Rose stomp their opponents after. 

PCO is looking for Vito in the back. He says Vito in a trance and tries to tell him to wake up. He says they are up next and Vito doesn't budge.

This week's Blast from the Past is a Shawn Summers and Roderick Street vs Scott Steiner and Vader match. Scott and Vader won as expected.

J-Rod and Sophia Rose go to the bathroom. Big Al hits J with a bathroom door and fights off Rose and J. Al is then held for shots from Rose. Al is then thrown in a stall with J and one of the girls gag.

Matt Cross is leaving the building and Violent J runs into him. J tells him to admit that it was him who f*cked him over and got him sent home. Matt says it was and says he deserved it after all he did to him. J says to look at him now as he's jobless and out of here. He says it wasn't a good bet and says see ya, wouldn't wanna be him. J then says three words - KFC and says they're hiring. Matt says J would know a lot about that. J says he would as original style is his sh!t.

JCW World Tag Team Title Match - No DQ - Luciano Family Enterprises (Mickie Knuckles & PCO) (c) vs. 2 Tuff Tony & Willie Mack

PCO talks French on the mic. He says this is supposed to be for the world tag titles but says the only way they are doing it is if it's a No DQ match. Tony says they accept then he punches him.

The four fight. PCO shoulders Tony over. MK hits shots on Mack outside. Tony shoulders over PCO. Tony hits mounted corner punches on PCO then throws him out. Tony's head is banged off the buckles. Mack chops MK. MK bites Mack in the crotch.

Mack leg lariats MK. Tony crossbodies PCO against the stage wall outside. MK headbutts Mack in the gut. Tony chairs MK in the back. MK hits mack with a trash can lid. A door is bridged on chairs inside. PCO corner lariats then ddt's Tony. PCO goes up top and Tony intercepts him. PCO takes a top rope ddt through the bridged door. PCO takes a horrible landing on his head and neck. Mack rams MK through a door in the corner and pins her.

Thoughts: It was all hardcore wrestling as expected. It could have been a little faster at times. As usual, it didn't go that long but we got enough of it. PCO took a horrible looking top rope ddt through a door on his head. The match wasn't anything too special. 

MK and PCO attack Mack and Tony after. MK hits them with a trash can and PCO hits them with a door. The Brothers of Funstruction come out in their usual costumes. They hit MK and PCO with giant cotton candy sticks. The Brothers then pop balloons in their faces.  The Clowns then celebrate with Mack and Tony. 

Vince Russo checks on Big Vito in the back. Vito is still out of it and he can't get him out of the trance.

Overall thoughts: It was your usual JCW show. If you want 5 star classics and heavy workrate matches this isn't it. But if you like more of a storyline driven show with some trash and sleaze, this is for you. It ran a bit long at 2 hours. The stuff with Vito being in a trance and Cross getting fired was entertaining. We also had a lot of storyline developments. Cross/Konley was the match of the night. I'd give it a 6 out of 10 overall and it was alright.