Juggalo Championship Wrestling 5/7/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 81

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 5/7/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 81

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/04/juggalo-championship-wrestling-4302026.html

Mark Roberts and Joe Dombrowski are on commentary.

Caleb Konley has a hammer in the parking lot. Vince Russo stops him. He says he's gonna get him Nic Nemeth tonight. Matt Cross shows up behind Caleb and sends him into the dumpster. Matt tells Russo he's next. Russo asks Caleb if he's happy and then if he's okay.

The Green Phantom vs Mosh Pit Mike

The Phantom gets on the mic. He says he's here to save us all and JCW. Mike is dressed up in a beekeeper suit.

Mike rolls him up for 2 and Green lariats him. Green corner splashes him and hits back elbows. Green hits a blackout/reverse razor's edge. Green stomps and elbow drops him. Mike hits Green with some kind of toy bee's from behind and pins him.

Thoughts: Mike got a rare win here. He should have been DQ'd for hitting Green with that stuff at the end. It was a quick one and it was clear it wasn't going long. Green continues his losing streak.

Mac Davis interviews Big Vito. Mac makes a remark about him getting beaten up and makes a remark about his nephew. Vito says not to talk about his nephew and says atleast he showed up after being beaten up. Vito's nephew then arrives with Vinnie Massaro and Vito asks where he was. Vito tells him to straighten up and says to show up when he tells him to. Vito then tells Mac to go take a sh!t somewhere.

Kerry Morton is on the phone. Mac Davis goes up to him. Kerry says he beats Mac is wondering who he is talking to. Kerry says everyone wants to know what he's up to. He says he was on the phone with Mac's wife. Mac says he thinks he was talking to Shane Mercer after picking a fight with EC3. Kerry says he likes EC but he's not on his level. 

EC3 comes in with Jeeves. EC says if he wants a fight...Jeeves then interrupts EC and says Kerry isn't worth his time. Jeeves says in his opinion, EC already beat him. Jeeves tells Kerry that the Morton nepocard doesn't work here and if he wants to fight EC, he has to go through him. Kerry thinks this is a joke and says he will face him. He says he will show him what it's like to face a real wrestler. Kerry says when he's done with Jeeves, he will show EC that they just don't make them like him anymore. 

Kerry Morton vs Jeeves

EC3 teases heading into the ring but does commentary for this. Jeeves ducks a lock up and side headlocks Kerry. Kerry pulls him by the hair. Kerry boots him in the corner then suplexes him. Kerry stomps on Jeeves' hands. Jeeves' head is banged off the buckles. Kerry back elbows him.

Kerry does a botched slam and fist drops him. Kerry goes up top and the fans throw stuff at him. Kerry then drops down and boots Jeeves. Jeeves hits some shots to the gut and corner splashes him. Kerry running lariats him. Kerry bangs Jeeves' face off the mat. 

Kerry chops him in the corner then hits knees to the gut. Jeeves hits running lariats then tornado ddt's him for 2. Jeeves goes for EC's headlock driver but Kerry stops it. Kerry pumping knees him and pins him with a foot on the chest.

Thoughts: Kerry won as expected here. The crowd was really into Jeeves here and Jeeves did a good job as a face. It went a little long but it made sense with Jeeves getting dominated. 

EC3 gets in the ring and goes face to face with Kerry. Kerry pushes him. Jeeves then kicks Kerry in the crotch. EC then pushes Kerry over Jeeves with a single finger. Shane Mercer comes down and EC3 leaves. Shane helps Kerry up after.

Violent J talks to The Green Phantom. J says, "again?". He says he blamed his first loss on bad luck but now says it's just because he sucks. J says they will give him one more chance but he's embarrassing all of them. He says they have to let him go if he loses again. Green tells him to get with the green and J tells him to get with the victory.

Choppa City talk. Bruce says they told someone that they were AOP and are a world-renowned tag team. Bruce says they will call out the JCW Tag champs and win the gold. Bruce says Russo will love it. 

Big Vito talks to Luigi Primo in the back. Vito is on the phone. Primo says he has a gift for him after watching Italian films. He says he learned about the Italian necktie. Primo says he will give The Brothers of Funstruction the Italian necktie. Vito says he will get a bonus if he could do that. Vito says Primo is something else but never delivers a pizza.

Luigi Primo vs Forty Winks

They say Winks dreams of becoming a JCW wrestler but he's severely narcoleptic. Winks has pajamas and a sleeping cap on.

Primo top wristlocks him with the pizza dough. Winks hammerlocks him and falls asleep on Primo while standing up. Primo hits him with the pizza then corner splashes him. Winks falls asleep on the bottom buckle.

Primo is down and swings his pizza around. He throws it in Wink's face then armdrags him. Primo walks up the ropes and armdrags him down. Primo throws the pizza at him. Winks ddt's him. 

Winks hits punches. Primo dropkicks him for 2. Primo flipping neckbreakers him for 2. Primo punches the pizza into Winks. Winks backslides him for the win and falls asleep during it.

Thoughts: This was all comedy and wasn't good. Winks is basically a second Luigi as he falls asleep all the time during the matches. I've seen him once and I feel like I've seen it all.

Vito's nephew talks to Vinnie Massaro. Two girls in juggalo facepaint walk by. Vito's newphew is asked if he has a salami in his pants then he walks off with them. 

Choppa City goes up to Violent J. They say it's an honor and says they loved him. Choppa City thanks him for looking out for them. J asks how he did that. They say he got them in a tag title match. J says he doesn't know what they are talking about. They say Russo got them it. J says good luck and he'll be watching them. J says these are Russo's guys but he trips about him and EC3.

Choppa City gets on the mic before their match. They introduce themselves. Bruce tells Mack and Tony to get their Black @sses out here.

Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony come out. Bruce tells Tony to put their tag titles on the line. Tony asks who the f*ck are you guys? He then asks who the f*ck let them in here? Mack says "no problem, b!tch" to giving them a title shot. 

JCW Tag Titles - Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony (c) vs Choppa City (Bruce Wayans and Atiba)

Tony ducks Atiba's charge. Mack gives Tony his liquor. Atiba stops Tony and gets blocked when he goes for a chop. Tony gets liquor in Atiba's eyes. Bruce comes in and Tony shoulders him over while holding the bottle. Tony pours liquor in Bruce's mouth then hiptosses him.

Tony is tripped, pulled out and sent into the rails. Choppa City then chops Tony outside. Mack tope con hilos all of them. Bruce takes a double back elbow. Mack slaps Bruce then chops him in the corner. Mack twists Bruce's nipples then Bruce takes a double back body drop. 

Tony chops Bruce. Tony knocks Atiba off the apron. Bruce double throat thrusts Tony. Atiba 2nd rope chops Tony. Choppa City hits double chops on Tony's back. Tony double flying lariats Choppa City. 
Mack comes in and drops The Choppa's. He sitout spinebusters Atiba for 2. The Choppa's hit a double elbow drop on Mack for 2. 

Atiba is up top, Bruce is sent into the buckles and Atiba is crotched. Tony superplexes Atiba. Tony slams Atiba. Tony 2nd rope moonsaults Atiba. Tony lights his hand on fire and punches Atiba. Atiba's hair and face catches on fire in a scary spot. Bruce stops Tony. Mack top rope splashes Atiba and pins him.

Thoughts: This was just indy trash. Tony does a dumb spot where he lights his hand on his fire and punches his opponent. That's dangerous enough to begin with when it goes right. It didn't go right here as Atiba's hair caught on fire when Tony punched him. His head literally had smoke coming off of it. I have nothing good to say about this and this was a bad look for JCW.

Mack and Tony pose. Choppa City attack them from behind. Mack takes a double team flapjack. Choppa City steal Tony's liquor and the steal the tag titles with it.

Violent J goes up to Vince Russo in the back. J asks Russo what this Choppa City sh!t is. J says they beat up Tony and Mack and stole the tag belts. J says Russo gets at him for EC3 then he's doing that stuff. Russo asks why he's always so angry.

Luigi Primo goes up to The Brothers of Funstruction in the back. One of them says guys are still looking for them and they need to find the guys before they get found. Luigi Primo goes up to them and tosses pizza. Primo says he will give them the Italian necktie. Primo then shows them a necktie with the Italian flag on it. Yabo says he will take it and will look good in it.

Vince Russo comes out. He says the fun and games ends tonight. He tells Shane Mercer to come to the ring. He then tells Matt Cross to come out. They both come out. Russo says they are somewhere in Arizona and there's not many real men here. He says there's real men in New York. A fan throws a drink at Russo. He says real men admit when they are wrong.

Russo says maybe he underestimated both and took them for granted. He says maybe he didn't realize their talent but now he does. Russo says he will make a business decision. He says he will increase Shane's salary 50%. Russo says Matt will be reinstated and will be given a 1-year contract. He says Shane can't help Kerry Morton and Matt can't jump Caleb Konley. He says they both work for him. Russo says the name of this new tag team is "Future Endeavored". He says when it's time for someone to get their release from JCW. Russo almost gets hit with a drink and insults the crowd for missing him. Russo asks Matt to shake on the deal and Matt does. Shane then shakes Russo's hand. Russo tells Matt and Shane to shake hands and they do. They go onto the stage. Russo says he wants to give the crowd a New York Goodbye and gives the fans middle fingers.

Nic Nemeth is interviewed by Mac Davis. He says he's 1-1 with Caleb Konley. He says they will finish this tonight. He says he watched Caleb get better but says he will show him why he's here. Nic says he will give Caleb the test of a lifetime. He says he needs to prove to everyone that he can beat the best.  

Blast from the Past

This week's old match is The Nigerian Nightmares vs Necro Butcher and Mad Man Pondo. Pondo's team won after one of the Nightmares accidentally moonsaulted the other off the top. 

We get another Father Bronson video. He's eating sushi. He says he won't be held responsible for people who resist Red Love. He says he will do what's necessary. He says he has crafted a collection of comrades that he has deemed worthy of Red Love. He has some girl with him in a mask named Lady Red. His roll call has names like 2 Tuff Tony, Nic Nemeth, Willie Mack, CoKane, Sewacide and Austin Creed. He says to resist authority is to resist God. He says Red Love is all about authority. 

Nic Nemeth vs Caleb Konley

Vince Russo is on commentary.

Nic dropkicks and corner splashes Cal. Nic neckbreakers him and elbow drops him for 2. Cal side headlocks him. Nic hits punches then back body drops him. Nic is pulled face first into the 2nd buckle. Cal stomps on Nic then chops him down.

Nic hits punches and headbutts Cal. Nic is thrown out. Cal's head is banged off the rails and apron outside. Nic hits him from the apron. Cal sweeps him on the apron. Nic's back is rammed into the apron edge. Cal chops him outside.

Cal slaps him around and Nic hits him in the gut. Nic is sent chest first into the buckles and Cal sentons him for 2. Cal chinlocks Nic. Cal throws him down backwards. Nic jumping ddt's him for 2. Cal drops him with a back fist for 2. 

Nic backslides him for 2. Nic goes for a fameasser and is sitout powerbombed for 2. Nic atomic drops him and fameassers him for 2. Nic fires up and superkicks him for 2.  

Nic goes up top. Cal rolls into a shotei uppercut. Nic headbutts Cal down from the buckles. Nic misses a top rope elbow drop and Cal crucifixes him for the pin.

Thoughts: It was the best match on the show but that's only saying so much. Russo sold this one hard on commentary and did a good job cheerleading for Caleb. I liked the match and it was nice to see Caleb get the big win. I was surprised to see Nic lose here. 

Russo tries to make Caleb and Nic shake hands but Caleb gives him the finger. Russo offers Nic a handshake and Nic accepts it. Russo then gives the fans the middle finger.

Mac Davis goes up to Big Vito and they go into an elevator. Mac says Mickie and PCO were better tag partners for Vito than Vito's nephew. Vito tells him to stop being a jack@ss. We then see someone laying on the floor tied up in garbage bags and all bloodied up. It's Vinnie Massaro and Vito is upset. 

Overall thoughts: We had some highs and lows here. I liked Jeeves/Morton and Nemeth/Konley. Luigi's match was too much comedy for me. The JCW Tag Title match was indy garbage with Atiba getting his hair lit on fire from Tony's fire punch. There was some good follow up on various storylines though with Tony's buddy Vinnie Massaro getting taken out, Primo continuing to misunderstand Vito and The Green Phantom continuing to lose. A lot of people were missing here from this one though. I'd give it a 5 out of 10 as this had some issues and the fire spot was bad. I'd say it was average.