Juggalo Championship Wrestling 5/21/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 83
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/05/juggalo-championship-wrestling-5142026.html
NOTE - JCW aired this live with tons of technical issues. However, if you go back and re-watch the stream, all of the technical problems got fixed and the feed is fine.
Mark Roberts and Joe Dombrowski are on commentary.
Caleb Konley yells at Violent J and wants to know his opponent. Caleb touches him and J threatens him. He says he won't tell him. Vince Russo comes in. He says he wasn't here and says J gave him 4 weeks of matches and won't tell him the opponents. Russo says he thought they were equal partners and J says the same thing.
Russo asks J where EC3 is and Russo says he's in Canada. Russo says Caleb's opponent could be The Green Phantom and mocks that idea. Russo asks if J wants to go tit-for-tat with him. Russo says he's his friend but he's a New Yorker. J says he's a juggalo and he's worldwide. He says Russo doesn't know the type of games juggalo's can play. Russo says it's game on.
There's audio problems and we don't hear the opening introductions or the commentators.
JCW Women's Title - J-Rod (c) vs "Big Al" Alice Crowley
Dani Mo is on commentary for this. Al hits her as she poses on the ropes. J side headlock takeovers her. Al hits her in the gut. Al shoulders her over. J blocks a headscissors and running facekicks Al. J does push up's on her and bangs her head off the buckles.
Al chops her and is hit in the throat. Al back elbows her and boots her out of the corner. Al hits forearms and J throws her down backwards. Al clips her then running knees her for 2. Al hits forearms then pump kicks the ref when J pulls the ref in. J spears Al.
Sophia Rose, J's friend, comes into the ring and split stunners J. Al then pins J...or does she? The ref sees the replay on the tron and overturns the decision. J-Rod wins via DQ.
Thoughts: It was just a match and nothing too special. It was hard to watch this as there was no commentary and all kinds of weird sounds and technical issues going on. The official finish to this was a bit lame, but it's nice to see a ref have a brain and actually look at the tron to see the replay.
Al throws the ref out after.
We cut to the commentators. Dani Mo says she's coming back for the title and says it's hers. Dani promises to tell the whole story someday.
Big Vito arrives with his crew and complains about their screw ups. Mac Davis interviews him and asks about last week's kidnapping. Vito says they didn't kidnap anyone last week. Vito talks then Yabo/Joey Ciccone pop ups behind them and threatens one of Vito's buddies with a hammer. Yabo asks where his brother is. Vito threatens Yabo and says he won't see his brother again if he hurts his buddy. Vito says if he wants to see his brother again he better follow the rules. Vito says we do this on his time.
The Ring Rat jumps on Steven Flowe and is excited to see him. Steve says it's about time she showed up. He says he's a rock god. He says it should be an honor for her to blow him. She then goes to do it. Steve says she goes down when he says so and says she has a week to show him something or she's off the VIP list.
Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony play cards in the back. Vince Russo comes up to them. Russo asks if they are enjoying their night off and says they deserve it. Russo says he wasn't a big fan of either and thought they were Violent J's favorites. He says they changed his mind when they fought Choppa City. He says he had to replay Willie's dive a few times. Russo says he was wrong and says they stepped it up. Tony says he doesn't trust him but he respects him. Russo tells him to do what he does and says he respects him.
Facade is interviewed by Mac Davis. Facade says Mac pushes the idea that he can't win without cheating. Facade says he beat the Green Phantom. Mac says he could have beaten him. Facade says he will knock his dentures down his throat if he tries to embarrass him again.
Red Love/Father Bronson comes out. Bronson gives out roses to fans. He says if you are ready to change your lives with the mediocrity that consumes you, give him a "whoop whoop". Bronson says he doesn't look like them, but there's some common ground. He says he's a father. He says the children are our future. He tells the parents to look at their kids and say they are sorry for leading them astray, sorry for being overweight and sorry for drinking Faygo. Bronson says he's here to change lives. He says he made the Red Roll Call or his opponents. Facade then comes out for his entrance.
JCW American Title - Facade (c) vs Father Bronson
The crowd chants "F*ck him up" which is aimed at FB. They lock up. Fac hits shots and kicks out of the corner. Fac handstands in the corner. Fac comes off the 2nd rope and diving armdrags him. Fac asai moonsaults him. Fac's head is banged off he apron outside and FB chops him outside.
Fac tries to come back in and FB boots him. FB drops him with forearms then hits mounted shots. FB belly to belly overhead suplexes him. FB hits back elbows and knees to the gut in the corner. FB euros him for 2.
FB drops him with a punch. FB chinlocks him. Fac hits body kicks then spin kicks him in the gut. Fac kips down out of a shot and spinning heel kicks him. Fac rope walks but FB swats his kick down. FB falcon arrows him for 2.
FB misses a corner splash then Fac springboard kicks him. Mac Davis comes out during the match and says he hasn't finished his interview. He asks Fac how it feels to get his @ss kicked. Fac spits at him. FB throws Fac out onto the ramp in front of him. Fac swings at Mac and Mac hits him with his mic. They call this a No Contest instead of a DQ.
Thoughts: Mac has been getting mouthy lately with the wrestlers and it looks it wasn't for nothing. What we got was average here and it's a shame we didn't get a clean finish. I don't know where this stuff with Mac is going. The finish should have been a DQ in Facade's favor, not a No Contest.
FB chokes Facade after. FB texas cloverleafs him. FB goes up the ramp and Mac backs off from him.
Choppa City talk. Bruce tells Atiba to stop, chop and roll if he sees 2 Tuff Tony. Vince Russo comes in. He asks if they remember when they used to buy tickets to the shows until he put them on JCW. He says they went into business for themselves once they got the opportunity (Bruce calls it the choppertunity). Russo says Atiba is the puppet and Bruce is the puppet master. Russo says Bruce gets Atiba in trouble. Choppa City says they got a shot at the title and failed. Russo says they got Violent J up his @ss and says they can't control themselves. Russo says he needs to take this situation into their own hands. Bruce asks what their future endeavors are. Russo says future endeavors are Shane Mercer and Matt Cross. Russo asks if they will fool around with them and says it's tough love tonight.
Thoughts: Choppa City did well here. They are generally entertaining when they get to talk, so they should have them do it more.
Mac Davis talks to Barnabus The Bizarre. Mac talks about The Outbreak's drug addiction. Barn says the crackdown begins this week to find the person destroying their careers and giving The Outbreak drugs. He says he will find that person and make their lives a living hell. He says The Outbreak aren't here, because he doesn't trust a soul in the locker room including Mac. He says they are quarantined until next week. He says they return to rehab and will complete it. He says the dealer will then play the price. Mac asks what happens if it doesn't work and Barnabus says it has to work.
Future Endeavors (Shane Mercer and Matt Cross) vs Choppa City (Bruce Wayans and Atiba)
Shane and Matt come out in hoods.
Choppa City gets a "chop" chant going. Matt hits shots on Atiba. Matt goes up and over then armdrags him. Matt pump kicks him down. Matt boots Atiba out of the corner and is swept on the buckles. Atiba chops him and Matt is held for a chop from Bruce. Bruce hits more chops on Matt.
Atiba 2nd rope chops Matt in the crotch for 2. Matt takes a double elbow drop for 2. Matt rebound double cutters his opponents. SM comes in and lariats The Choppa's. He throws Atiba onto Bruce. SM double backdrops them together. Atiba back hands SM. Bruce leg lariats SM and Atiba elbow drops SM.
The Choppa's go for a double elbow drop but SM gets his knees up. SM buckle bombs Atiba into a Matt enzugiri. SM release suplexes Atiba then running euros Bruce. Bruce celebrates on the 2nd rope and is hit. SM moonsault exploders him right on the side of his head. Matt top rope ssp's Bruce and pins him.
Thoughts: Choppa City got over here so that worked. I think Future Endeavored should have won this in a more dominant faction though as they are new and kind of a more serious duo. It had some fun parts to it.
Mac Davis interviews Jeeves. Mac says EC3 took bookings for the next 3 weeks outside of JCW. Vince Russo comes in as Jeeves tries to explain EC's actions. Russo says EC doesn't care about anyone but himself and says Jeeves hitched his wagons to EC3. He says since EC isn't here to wrestle, Jeeves will take his spot. Russo says he will put Jeeves in the main event and says it'll be his only main event match in his career. He tells him to strap up his dildo and says he will do it. Jeeves says he will do it as he's a Carter and he's not scared of him. Jeeves asks who he is fighting and what's the swerve. Russo says he'll know when he's out there.
Facade gets in Mac Davis' face. Facade asks if he wants to take a swing. Mac slaps him. Facade hits him in the balls then rams him into the rails. Facade stomps him and drops his belt on him. He says, "so big?" and says, "so big now, f*cker".
Violent J is in the back and he finds Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony laid out. He asks who and what then yells "Vinceeeee". He says he'll be back.
Ruffo is upset in the back and is waiting for Vito to call him. Ruffo throws stuff around and yells "Where's my brother?".
Four Weeks of Hell Week 1 - Caleb Konley vs Soultaker
Violent J is picking mystery opponents for Caleb each week with the Four Weeks of Hell. Soultaker is a niche famous wrestler who went by the name "Niggataker" on the indies. He has a 1994 Undertaker style mask on and a shovel. Caleb comes out with Russo, who will do commentary.
Soul does the throat cut signal and Cal slides out to stall. Soul goes out after him. Cal rips up a fan's sign. Cal stomps Soul as he gets in and clubs on him. Cal gets nowhere with the chops and shots.
Soul shoves him in the corner twice. Cal hits more shots and Soul chops him. Soul rakes Cal's face on the top rope then chokes him. Soul side slams him for 2. Cal stomps on him and Soul lariats him.
Cal's head is banged off the buckles. Sol slingshots him in. Sol lariats him over the top. Soul's hand is banged off the post then he is pushed into the post and rails. Cal slingshot plancha's him. Soul is sent into the rails.
Cal chest clubs Sol. Soul stunners Cal over the top rope. Soul chokeslams him in the ring. Russo gets on the ramp then Violent J comes out. They argue. Cal hits Soul with his shovel and pins him.
Thoughts: Soul looks like Taker but works a bit more like Kane. He could telegraph a little less on his spots, but you get the idea of what he's doing pretty quick. Cal was your usual chicken heel here. They did what they were supposed to here and played the big vs small role fine. Caleb thankfully didn't win clean. I was fine with this. Soultaker would be a natural fit for this promotion and we'll see if he sticks around.
Violent J and Russo argue in the back. Russo asks if he's out of his mind for bringing him to the back during the match. J says Mack and Tony are laid out in the back and Russo didn't notice. Russo asks if he has proof. Russo says he just put them over and asks if he lost his mind. Russo says he won't be blamed for something he didn't do. Russo says not to make him do something that both of them will regret. J tells him to do it.
Joel Gertner of ECW fame comes out. Joel says he has 22 illegitimate children in Ohio as he's the sexual intellectual and the cunning linguist. He says he's the quintessential stud muffin. Joel talks about why the fans are lucky to see him. Joel says there's no wrestling company in the last 25 years who could find him except for JCW. Joel asks himself who he would manage in JCW. He says he's not telling and says it's for everyone to figure out. He says the devil sold his man's soul 50% off. He says he's the one "who is coming" and that's all you need to know. He says he will get here soon...or when he says so, whichever comes first.
Mac Davis talks to Breyer Wellington and calls him "Broke @ss". He's with Freya the Slaya and Mac says Freya can win a JCW contract if she passes a 3 match series. Breyer calls him "Nut Sack Mac" and says Freya is his road to the bigtime. He says he will be Richie Boy again and says it's Freya's night.
I will not be covering Freya the Slaya's match. She lost, which is a real great way to to debut her.
We see clips of Big Vito's feud with The Brothers of Funstruction.
Big Vito comes out with his crew. Yabo the Clown/Joey Ciccone comes out. Yabo asks where his brother is and threatens Vito. Vito's buddy Sal threatens Yabo. Vito tells him to rejoin The Luciano Family if he wants to see his brother again. He says Yabo will do everything he says or he will introduce him to "Vincenzo The Vice" and says he will learn what The Vice is all about. Vito says he has one week to give him an answer. Vito then lariats him and Vito's crew triple teams him. Vito says to put him on ice and they handcuff Yabo. Vito knees Yabo in the gut. Vito's crew then takes Yabo to the back.
Mac Davis interviews J-Rod. J says Sophia Rose is mad that she got a different partner for Stranglemania. She says Rose will get a motor city mauling and she will kick her @ss all over Detroit.
Jeeves comes out. Vince Russo comes out with a bat. Jeeves says this will probably be one of the last times he gets to talk. He says Russo is a snake in the grass. Jeeves says Russo tried to put a hit out on him. Russo tells him to shut up. Russo says he's a mark and has no business being in Detroit. He says he's an @ss clown. Russo says Jeeves pulled the wool over J's eyes but not his because he's from New York. He says EC3 got kicked out of WWE. He asks where EC3 is and says EC is on a 3 week tour in Canada. He says that means Jeeves is here alone. Russo says he's his opponent tonight and hits him with the bat several times.
Violent J comes out. Russo goes to hit him with the baseball bat but stops himself. J tells him to do it. Russo then shoves him with the bat.
Overall thoughts: If you saw the live stream of this, you should re-watch this as the technical issues are all fixed. As always, there wasn't anything great going on wrestling wise, but there's a lot of storylines going on and it makes you want to see what happens next. We had some wild stuff going on as always with Vito making Yabo join his crew, Mac Davis getting into it with Facade, Joel Gertner announcing his arrival in JCW and Vince Russo beating up Jeeves with a bat. I'd give it 5 out of 10 as the non-wrestling stuff was entertaining enough to balance out the rest. I'd say the show was okay overall.

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