Juggalo Championship Wrestling 5/28/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 84

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 5/28/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 84

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/05/juggalo-championship-wrestling-5212026.html

Mark Roberts and Joe Dombrowski are on commentary.

We get a video where Vince Russo talks about the past and facing the future. He says some obstacles can't be dealt with without past knowledge. He says if you can't get around obstacles, you have to burrow through them. He says he must take these actions again. 

Big Vito and Vince Russo agree on some kind of deal. Kerry Morton comes in to talk to Vince. Vince asks which baseball bat of his does he likes best? Vince says he has one that broke 6 of Jeeves' ribs. Kerry said he heard Vince hurt someone and he couldn't believe it.

Kerry says he p!ssed him off by taking his insurance policy. Vince say Shane made a business decision and says Kerry knows what the deal is. He says he looked in the mirror and said the mirror said he can beat anyone he wants. Kerry wants a match vs Matt Cross and Shane Mercer tonight in a handicap match. Vince agrees. They shake hands on it and Vince calls him a jack@ss.

Barnabus The Bizarre is with The Oubreak, who are wearing suits. Barn says rehab has to work. He finds a bag of cocaine and says they have to deal with this rehab, then find the dealer. 

The announcers talk. 

Motor City Mauling - Sophia Rose vs J-Rod

Rose yells for J-Rod outside. J comes out. Rose jumps off a fountain onto her. J catches her and slams her on a bench. J is knocked into the bench. Rose hits her in the face with her title then hits her in the back with it. J is sent into a fence and Rose clubs on her. J running facekicks her. 

J grabs a dog poo bag. Rose slaps J with it. J spears her on grass. J shoves it in Rose's face. Dani Mo then comes in and hits J with a trash can. Dani high kicks J and puts a trash can over her head. She then knocks her over with a running forearm. Dani then walks off with the JCW Women's Title, which ends this.

Thoughts: It's not going to win any best match awards but I always enjoy it when wrestlers fight in non-wrestling places and I was amused by this.

Violent J talks to Mac Davis. J says he doesn't appreciate him letting his personal grievances getting involved in JCW business. He says he interfered in a match last week and tried to do an interview during a match. Mac asks what he's supposed to do? J says he's not here as a wrestler but as a journalist. He says he needs to contain his anger and if things are too tough, he needs to leave. He tells him to stay out of the ring. Mac says he hears him.

We see Russo practicing his baseball swing. Violent J comes in. He says it's been 26 years since we have seen him use a bat. Russo compares it to him at ICP concerts. He says that's how he felt last week. J says he used to be one of the boys. Russo says J brought in EC3 in and he had to clean up the problem. Russo says he and his boys had nothing to do with the attack on Mack and Tony. He says he despises being called a liar. J says Russo is falling apart and Russo says it feels so good.

We then see Ruffo is handcuffed to a radiator. Vito's crew slaps him. Ruffo wants to know where his brother is. Vito kicks him and tells him to shut up. He says he will be a mystery partner tonight. Vito asks if he wants to see his brother again then kicks him. He says if he f*cks the match up, he won't see him again after tonight. Vito's buddies then hit Ruffo with a sign.

Ernest Miller is Caleb Konley's mystery opponent. Russo asks what he's doing and says he's his boy. Miller asks why he's here to have a match with a nobody. Miller asks who this guy is. Miller says Caleb was chosen to get an @ss whooping. Russo says this isn't happening and asks why he would face a nobody. Russo says let's talk about this. Miller says he didn't want to come here to wrestle a nobody.

Caleb Konley takes the mic and says Miller came here to his house to disrespect him. He calls him the 4th best WCW Mortal Kombat character. He says Miller needs to call somebody as he's sucking some d*ck. Caleb says he will give him the smoke. Caleb says somebody better call his mama. Miller superkicks Caleb down. 

Four Weeks Of Hell Match #2 - Caleb Konley vs Ernest "The Cat" Miller

Miller says to ring the bell with Caleb down. Russo says Caleb doesn't know what he's saying. Caleb then rolls up Miller by surprise and pins him.

Thoughts: It wasn't much of a match and more of an angle here. Ernest Miller was definitely a surprise.

Miller superkicks the ref after.

Mac Davis interviews Dani Mo, who still has the JCW Women's Title. Dani says she's the champ and possession is 9/10th's of the law. Dani has Mac check off a tattoo on her that has an accomplishment's list on it. Mac asks about her final item on there which says "Eff ??? over" and she leaves.

We see clips from rehab. We see people talking about the drugs they are on. We then see The Outbreak who are making goofy sounds as usual. Barnabus says this is ridiculous and introduces them. Barn says they are addicted to everything and has been sniffing gasoline out of gas tanks. He says let the recovery begin.

Choppa City (Atiba and Bruce Wayans) come out. Bruce says they are Choppa City, baby. Bruce says they came here to chop suckas tonight and aren't booked. Bruce asks for some suckas to chop.

Choppa City (Atiba and Bruce Wayans) vs The Backseat Boyz (Tommy and JP Grayson)

JP superkicks and forearms Atiba down. Atiba takes a double back elbow and a double elbow drop. Tom splashes Atiba. JP chops Atiba. Atiba bangs JP's head off his knee. Atiba slams JP then JP takes a double elbow drop. Choppa City chop their opponents. Atiba side headlock takeovers JP. Tom top rope dropkicks Atiba for 2. Atiba gets his legs split. Atiba takes a double corner attack and a double bulldog for 2.  

JP side headlocks Atiba then dropkicks him. JP throws Tom onto Atiba for 2. Tom stomps Atiba in the gut. The Boys miss a double team. Atiba 2nd rope plancha's them. Bruce comes in and chops The Boys. He then chops both down together. Bruce leg lariats JP then splashes him for 2. JP death valley drivers Bruce. Tom air raid crashes Atiba. Bruce world's strongest slams Tom and all 4 men are down. 

Atiba and JP trade shots. Atiba hits chops on him then he is held for a hart attacks. Atiba is held for a legdrop then a basement dropkick. Atiba chops JP. JP takes a spinebuster + elbow drop. Bruce 2nd rope elbow drops JP and Atiba splashes JP off the buckles for 2. Bruce grabs both opponents and takes a double low blow. Bruce takes a t-gimmick and is pinned.

Thoughts: I liked it. It got a lot of time, it was competitive and had some nice double teams. JP hitting a death valley driver on Bruce was impressive. 

Tom calls the crowd ingrates for not appreciating them. JP says they are the best team in JCW. Tom says about the same. JP says to get ready as the best tag team is back and Backseat is back, alright.

CoKane follows a line of cocaine on the floor in the back. He runs into The Ring Rat, who is bending over and telling him to come closer. Steven Flowe then nails Kane from the side. Kane sends Steve into the wall. Steve says The Ring Rat needed to show him something or be off The VIP List and says she's off of it. 

We see The Outbreak during poorly at rehab and sniffing stuff. Barnabus yells at them and takes them out of rehab.

Mac Davis interviews Big Al in the bathroom. Al asks why he's bringing a camera into the women's bathroom.We then hear The Ring Rat getting it on with someone in the stall. Al yells at her. She says this bathroom is for wrestlers only and calls her a nasty ho. She says to grab her stuff and get out. The Rat then maces her and bangs her head off the stall door.

Big Vito talks on the mic before his match. Vito tells the crowd to wipe the paint off their faces. Vito grabs Yabo's hair and says this is what happens when you don't listen to them. He says he will pay. Yabo is then uncuffed. 

Barnabus The Bizarre does the intro for The Outbreak and says rehab didn't work. He says it's the dealer's fault. He says he will make the dealer's life a living hell when he finds him.

CoKane & The Outbreak (Abel Booker & Jacksyn Crowley) vs. Luciano Family Enterprises (Joey Ciconne aka Yabo the Clown, Sally Boy & Vincenzo)

Vincenzo is Vinnie Massaro.

Sal and Kane go at it. Kane grabs his cocaine and pours it on himself as the zombies beg. Sal knocks down Kane's cocaine covered arm. Kane hits punches on Sal then spinning backdrops him. Sal enzugiri's Kane. Kane takes a double sledgehammer shot for 2. Vinny hits punches on Kane. 

Sal lariats Kane. Sal hits knees to Kane's gut. Kane punches Sal. Sal jumping knees him. Vin gets in and slams Kane. Vin elbow drops Kane then chinlocks him. Kane ducks a lariat and hits a handspring cutter on Vin. Steven Flowe comes off the top. Kane lariats him over the top and goes with him. Big Al then comes in and goes after The Ring Rat in the ring. Al backdrops her. 

Sal dropkicks Jacksyn. Yabo tags in and lariats Sal. The Outbreak then pin Sal.

Thoughts: There was a lot of shenanigans here and I'm not sure why there was no DQ called for Steven Flowe fighting with Kane. There wasn't much of a match here to be honest.

Vito beats up Yabo after and Vincenzo joins in. Vito impaler ddt's Yabo. Yabo is then handcuffed.  

We see The Green Phantom's office. The Phantom is trying to call Violent J and says he underestimated JCW. He asks how he was supposed to prepare for pizza and bee's. He says JCW still needs a hero and someone who can save JCW and it's him. He says JCW should get with The Green. 

I will not be covering Freya the Slaya's match. She lost.

Mac Davis interviews Father Bronson in the ring. FB says he should drop him. FB says he wants the JCW Title. He says Red Love is about forgiveness and he forgives Mac. Mac asks FB what church he's a preacher at. FB says he's whatever Mac and the people say he is. He says he's not a liar or a coward. 

FB says the people are lost and says they don't know why they are here. He accuses Mac of being bullied as a kid and says he will be his father now. He says he can change the lack of respect people have for Mac.

Facade comes out. Facade says Mac needs to apologize before he puts his d!ck in the dirt. FB interrupts and Facade asks who he is. FB tells Facade that violence is not the answer. Mac low blows Facade. FB then does a texas cloverleaf to Facade. FB then drops roses on Facade and tells him to get some ice on that. 

Matt Cross is looking for Shane Mercer and can't find him.

Shane Mercer is down in the back. 2 Tuff Tony, Willie Mack and Violent J mock him. J thinks Shane attacked Tony and Mack last week. Tony's not sure. Tony then hits Shane with something.

Handicap Match - Kerry Morton vs. Future Endeavors (Matt Cross & Shane Mercer)

Violent J is on commentary for this. Matt comes out alone.

KM misses a charge and is kicked. They trade side headlocks and KM shoulders him over. KM hiptosses and armdrags him into an armlock. KM knee drops Matt's arm. Matt boots KM out of the corner. Matt spinning headscissors him. Matt's head is banged of the buckles. KM rolls up Matt for 2. 

KM kicks Matt in the leg. KM fist drops him. KM goes up top and is crotched. Matt pop-up atomic drops KM. Matt chokes him with his leg on the 2nd rope. Matt then shoves the ref. Matt forearms KM then KM rolls him up for 2. Matt backbreakers KM. 

KM slingshot sunset flips Matt for 2. Matt lariats him. They trade chops. Matt facekicks him down for 2. Matt boots him in the face then hits corner spears. KM is sent into the buckles. 

KM hits punches on Matt then dropkicks him. Matt flying back elbows him. KM flying pumping knees the ref when Matt moves. Matt rebound cutters KM. 2 Tuff Tony comes out and pushes Matt of the top. Willie Mack comes with him and they beat up Matt together, causing a no contest. 

Thoughts: It was a slower match with no real finish. Both guys are heels as well and the faces coming in to jump them both was a bit odd. I didn't like this match that much.

Mack and Tony then walk Matt up the aisle. Violent J then slaps and punches Matt. Tony lights his fist on fire and punches Matt. Mack top rope splashes Matt. 2 Tuff Tony scares KM away. The faces then stomp and pound on Matt. 

We cut to Joel Gertner in the back. He does his usual dirty lines. He says he has made more money trading stock options in the last few months than he did in wrestling. He says ECW is great but what matters is some lunacy in his legacy. He says "the man" is coming. He says we get no clues and have to watch and wait.  He says the one is coming.

Overall thoughts: The show was a little shorter than the last few editions but still felt a bit long. As always, the wrestling was limited here and not so great here and it was the backstage stuff that carried the show. The stuff with The Outbreak continues to be fun and Choppa City aren't doing bad. I didn't love Violent J and his crew beating up Mercer/Cross as they may have not even attacked them in the first place. Ernest Miller appearing was a surprise and the stuff with Vito was fine. The outdoor brawl was fun but we didn't get to see too much of it. I'd give it a 5 out of 10 as we needed more wrestling with more concise finishes here. I'd say this show was average.