Juggalo Championship Wrestling 5/14/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 82

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 5/14/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 82

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/05/juggalo-championship-wrestling-572026.html

Joe Dombrowski and Mark Roberts are on commentary.

Choppa City get jumped outside in the alley by Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony. Atiba has a cart rammed into him. Bruce takes Tony's hat and punches Mack. Tony hits Bruce with a sign and Atiba is sent into a fence. Mack hits both members with a sign. Choppa City are put on carts and they get rammed into each other. Mack and Tony walk away with their titles and Tony warns them. 

Violent J is on the phone. Caleb Konley comes in and asks if he heard the good news. Caleb says Russo is at an important meeting. Caleb says he has his back tonight. J says if he smells a rat, he will take out that rat. Caleb says it'll be a glorious day.

The Green Phantom comes in. He tells J that he's got this and he's the hero JCW needs. J says they aired promos hyping him up and he lost in 2 minutes. Green begs for another match, as long as there isn't more bees. J says he's got pizza tonight and is facing Luigi Primo. He says if he loses, he might as well become that pizza.

Mac Davis interviews Dani Mo. Mac says he didn't know what she was up to at Stranglemania but seemed in it for the belt. Dani says she needs the title and it's a necessity for her. She says he wouldn't understand.

The Green Phantom vs Luigi Primo

The Green Phantom is gone from JCW if he loses this.

Mosh Pit Mike is dressed up like a scientist  and nails Primo on the apron. He asks if Green thought he could come here and not fight him. Mike says he's Professor Mike tonight. Mike says he doesn't want to fight him but wants to be friends.

This turns into... 

The Green Phantom vs Mosh Pit Mike

Mike low blows him and rolls him up for 2. Mike eye rakes him then slams him. Green footpresses him down. Green stomps and chops him. Mike elbows him in the back of the neck. Green pounds on him on the buckles. Green hits a blackout on him for 2.

Luigi Primo gets up on the ramp. He tries to throw pizza dough at Mike but nails Green instead. Mike rolls up Green and pins him.

Thoughts: It was a shorter bout and it wasn't the most serious of battles. This was more about the storyline of Green getting fired if he loses.

Barnabus The Bizarre is looking for The Outbreak in the back. He finds them smoking pot and flips out.

We get a weird Red Love/Father Bronson video. He's eating sushi and does the Red Roll Call. He has a girl with him and there's some wacky graphics.

J-Rod asks Violent J to make her the special ref with Big Al vs Dani Mo. J asks why would he do that? J-Road says she thought he needed ratings. J says she's right, but not that way. Barnabus The Bizarre and The Outbreak come in. Barn says his world is falling apart and he's losing control. J says this is pathetic. Barn says he needs J to make a match and he needs the sense beat into them. Barn says they need to fight Future Endeavored. J says he has nothing to do with Matt Cross and it's not his business. Barn flips out and wonders what he's supposed to do now.

Mac Davis brings Jeeves out. Jeeves does an intro for himself then brings out EC3. EC says everyone is seeking validation and looking for 3 letter brands. He rips Wrestlemania without saying WWE, saying you get to watch commercials and celebs. He then rips AEW, saying it's All Elite Deficit Disorder Wrestling. He says you can go into a man's sandbox and do move after move for a show that has no emotion and is a circlejerk for Dave Meltzer and reddit. He says nobody is watching the NWA and says that's a shot at leadership. EC says he had to find the clowns to find a real wrestling product. He says he has the most dignity here.  He says he's happy to be part of Jeeves' family. 

Thoughts: I'm not a big fan of shoot promos. EC better be careful about ripping all these companies as he may need them someday.

Barnabus and The Outbreak run into Caleb Konley in the background. Barn asks if the zombies are trying to sniff urinal cakes. Caleb asks what's going on with them. Barn says they are addicted and he needs help. Barn says he needs the addiction beat out of them. Caleb says to give him a commercial break to see what he can do.

Barnabus comes out with The Outbreak. He says he doesn't want to do this and doesn't know what else to do. He says everything he has done to break this addiction has failed. He says they are reduced to pill-popping, crack-smoking addicts. He says the only thing he can do to help is have sense beaten into them. He says Violent J refused to help and says Caleb Konley approved his request. He says his abnormalities will their addiction beaten out of them courtesy of Future Endeavored.

Shane Mercer and Matt Cross come out. Shane says Barn had one simple request and he hopes he knows what he asked for as his wish is granted.

Future Endeavored (Matt Cross and Shane Mercer) vs The Outbreak (Abel Booker & Jacksyn Crowley)

Matt and SM boot The Outbreaker. SM throws one of them then belly to belly overhead suplexes him. A Zombie flips over SM and jawbreakers him. SM is booted out of the corner. The Zombie is caught coming off the buckles and gets bucklebombed. Shane release suplexes one of the zombies. 

Matt chops one of the zombies and pop-up atomic drops him. Matt then does a jack knife pin. SM hits back elbows on the zombie then he gorilla press drops him. Matt suplexes a zombie for 2. 

SM running euros a zombie in the corner. A Zombie then takes a fallaway slam. Matt standing moonsaults a zombie for 2. Matt throws a zombie hard down into the corner several times. The zombie then no sells and lariats Matt. A Zombie top rope crossbodies both opponents. 

SM catches one of the zombies and the other top rope dropkicks them over. SM backdrops both zombies at once. Matt comes off the top and double stomps both zombies at once. SM 2nd rope moonsault fallaway slams a zombie.

The Oubtreak both go out and try to go into the crowd. They get hold of a beer and drink but get counted out. They then head to the bar.

Thoughts: It went as promised with the zombies getting destroyed then losing when they went on the hunt for alcohol. It was very one-sided but it made sense. Matt's double stomp into a double stomp was cool.

Mac Davis talks to Violent J in the back. J asks who is Vince Russo to think he can't be here? J says he doesn't like The Outbreak facing The Future Endeavors. Caleb says it was a big mistake and J says not to let it happen again. J-Rod then asks Caleb to make her the special ref in Dani Mo's match. Caleb says it was a great idea. Mac asks if he just did that and he says yeah and it was "f*cking awesome".

Big Al asks why Dani Mo cost her the title and shoves the mic in her chest. J-Rod comes out.

Special Ref is J-Rod - Dani Mo vs "Big Al" Alice Crowley

Dani forearms Al then they collide with shoulders. Al throws her down backwards. Al shoulders her over then slams her twice. Al leg drops her for 2. 

Al rolls into a codebreaker on her for 2. Al's head is banged off the buckles and Dani lariats her for 2. Dani leg chokes her over the 2nd rope. Dani knees her in the gut then chinlocks her. Al hits elbows to the gut. Al snapmares her and then PK's her. J-Rod gives her a one count and Dani gets mad as she thinks she is slow counting her.

Dani chops Al then hit shots in the corner. Dani high kicks her. Dani michinoku drivers her for 2. Al hits back elbows and pump kicks her. Al backdrops her. Al air raid crashes her for 2.

Al runs the ropes and J-Rod tries to lariat her. Al boots J in the gut and punches her with brass knucks. Al then nails Dani with the brass knucks. J-Rod is out but Al bangs J-Rod's hand off the mat 3 times and they count it as a pin.

Thoughts: The ending was a stretch even for JCW, but I don't know if it mattered. They mostly just threw various strikes here and it was forgettable.

Violent J talks to Caleb Konley. He says he didn't think much of Caleb. He says he doesn't like him going into business for himself. Caleb says he's trying to help the show. J says he runs the show and owns 50% of the company. He says he will help Caleb with a special opponent for 4 weeks. He says each opponent will be from outside JCW. Caleb says if that's how it is..

Mac Davis talks to Barnbus The Bizarre outside. Barn says he lot The Outbreak. Mac says they are taking gas out of cars. Mac sees them doing this and asks what is going on and begs for help. Mac says he wants to know who is giving them the drugs. Barn says something is wrong and says whoever is giving them this bullsh!t is dead.

Blast from the Past

This week's old match is Sabu vs 2 Tuff Tony. We get some run-in's including one from Rob Conway and Rhino. This turns into a tag match which they say we will see on a future episode.

PCO and Steven Flowe vs The Brothers of Funstruction (Yabo and Ruffo)

Yabo brings out a rubber chicken. Steve takes it and throws it. Yabo hits Steve with his giant tie then gives him noogies. Steve is sent into Ruffo's boot. Yabo dropkicks Steve. Ruffo gets a Hulk green fist and punches PCO. PCO no sells it. 

PCO takes a double boot and is double clubbed on. PCO takes corner attacks then double boots there. Steve gets hit with a balloon. PCO double lariats the clowns. Steve elbow drops Yabo for 2. 

PCO hits punches on Ruffo then ddt's him. PCO headbutt drops him and leg drops him. PCO headbutt drops him in the gut for 2. Ruffo boots PCO out of the corner. The Clowns double team PCO. PCO takes a kick to the back of the head + flatliner. Steve top rope dives on The Clowns.

The Ring Rat gets on the apron and gives Steve his guitar. PCO walks to the back. CoKane comes out and takes Steve's guitar away. Steve turns him around and Kane hits him with the guitar on the ramp. The Ring Rat then heads to the back. Big Vito comes out and hits The Clowns with a kendo stick. They say this match has ended in a DQ, but they don't say who got DQ'd.

Thoughts: The ruling on this didn't make any sense since people were low blowing others and not getting DQ'd earlier. And it didn't make sense since both teams had interference against them. The match was not that good with The Clown's using balloons and ties. I also have no idea why PCO just left. 

Vito beats up The Clown's after then pounds on Ruffo. Vito hits Ruffo with the kendo stick. Ruffo is thrown onto the ramp and stage. Ruffo is dragged to the back by Vito.

Vito takes Ruffo outside and puts him in the trunk of a car. Vito and his crew drive off. 

Overall thoughts: It was a very Russo-esque show here with questionable stuff in the opener, semi-main and main and shoot promos. The wrestling wasn't that good here. The non-wrestling stuff was good though, minus EC3's shoot promo. The stuff with The Outbreak is very entertaining and Caleb giving out matches he didn't have the power to make also was fun. Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy the show and found it easy to get through, but there were too many issues here for me to give this a good rating. I'd give this a 4 out of 10 and wouldn't recommend it.