Juggalo Championship Wrestling 9/3/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 98
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/08/juggalo-championship-wrestling-8292026.html
Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.
We see Team GCW arrive. Mac Davis interviews them outside. Gage says they are here to do whatever the f*ck they want. Brett says the ratings are through the roof and Slade has a sign with the words "Ratings" and an up arrow. Mathers tells Slade to get out of the way.
Kerry Morton comes in and tells them to get out. He says they aren't invited here anymore. Brett says Russo invited them and there's nothing Kerry can do. Kerry asks if they are going to whoop his @ss. Brett says he will end up on his @ss like the JWO, Mack and Tony if he doesn't leave. The JWO then shows up behind Kerry with weapons. Violent J says they should go. Brett says they are guests of Russo. Kerry says f*ck Vince Russo. They all then fight in the street and Team GCW backs off. Cogar shows off his switchblade. Brett says he will call Russo.
Thoughts: This was fun and well done. It felt like a real fight.
Facade vs Painful Paul
Fac ducks a lock up. Fac hits some kicks and is thrown in the corner. Fac spinning headscissors him into the buckles. PP facekicks him. PP really drops him far and high from the gordbuster position. PP corner splashes him. PP side slams him and pulls him up on the pin attempt.
Fac hits leg kicks. Fac high kicks him. Fac springboard enzugiri's him then walks up the ropes and springboard enzugiri's him. Fac rope walk flying knees him for 2. Fac walks up the ropes, springboards and is caught with a chokeslam. PP pins him.
Thoughts: It was a fun little squash here. PP's gordbuster was maybe the best I have ever seen and the finish also looked good.
The hosts talk about the show.
Mac Davis interviews Big Vito and Vincenzo. Mac says Sally Boy took liberties in Vito's match with Paul. Vito gets mad, grabs Mac and says he has all the best intentions. Mac brings up Sally drinking Faygo and Vito gets mad. Vito says he's espresso, not Faygo.
Dani Mo arrives with The Outbreak.
Mac Davis talks to Mosh Pit Mike and Mike is wearing Safari outfit and says he's Bigfoot Hunter Mike. He says we had a real life Sasquatch sighting last week. Mike says he will shoot Sasquatch with a blowdart gun. He says he will catch him and teach him to be the world's greatest wrestler. He tells Mac to meet him later to meet Bigfoot.
The Backseat Boyz complain about Violent J not booking them. J says he's been hearing this all day and says there's no shortage of out of work wrestlers looking for a spot. J says they are a force in JCW and all he hears is moaning. He says he will give them a match tonight and says they will face Kerry Morton in a 5 Minute Challenge. He says if Kerry has been a thorn in their sides and they want to get rid of him, now's the time. J says it will get rid of the thorn in their side but not the d*ck in their butt.
The Orange Phantom does a video. He says he's been climbing and shows photoshopped videos of him climbing things. He ays he even climbed on top of our mothers. He says he has one goal left an it's to climb to the top of JCW.
Dani Mo tries to teach The Outbreak how to pick up a juggalette and has them practice their smiles and whoop whoop's. Dani then tells Jacksyn to tell a juggalette she's sexy. Jack then goes up to girls and says nonsense. They run in fear. Dani says Jack is feeling rejection and he has to get used to that feeling.
Kerry Morton 5 Minute Challenge - Kerry Morton vs The Backseat Boyz (JP and Tommy Grayson)
If Kerry doesn't win in 5 minutes or less, he will be fired. Tommy has the long hair.
Tommy gyrates at KM then hits him from behind. KM double lariats The Boyz. He neckbreakers Tommy, forcing him to ddt JP. KM is double foot choked. JP back elbows KM. KM takes a double gordbuster and a double superkick. KM takes a pendulum basement dropkick from Tommy.
KM chops JP and sunset flips him. JP lariats him for 2. JP foot chokes KM and bangs his head off Tommy's foot. KM his punches on Tommy and dropkicks him. KM powerslams JP. KM flying forearms Tommy.
Tommy hits KM from behind and neckbreakers him for 2. KM gets his legs split and JP hits mounted shots on him. JP is pushed into Tommy on the buckles, crotching him. KM final cut's Tommy and pins him.
Thoughts: I don't like The Boyz losing 2v1 here, especially just in under 5 minutes. Someone had to lose here and neither result was going to be good.
Kerry tells Russo in the camera that it is one down and two to go.
We cut to the back. The Headbangers are beating down Choppa City and say they have something that belongs to them. They say they are here and are coming for the belts.
Mac Davis interviews Barnabas The Bizarre and HoKane. He asks about Bloodymania. Barn says he burned every bridge imaginable and HoKane is all he has left. Mac asks if he's having regrets and he does. He says he never thought this would spiral out of control. Mac says he's sorry for all of this and didn't want it to happen. HoKane grabs him, puts him up against the wall and calls him a p*ssy.
Joel Gertner does the intro for Josh Bishop with dirty jokes.
Special Ref - Mad Man Pondo: Caleb Konley and Krule vs James Storm and Josh Bishop
Cal wants to fight Storm. Cal boots him and punches him. Storm's head is banged off the buckles and Cal chops him. Storm hits punches and throws him. Storm kind of slingblades him. JB and Krule get in. They trade shots. JB chops him and hits some horrible punches that don't get close to hitting. JB boots Krule in the chest and Storm knee drops Krule in the chest.
Krule beats up Storm in the corner. Call pulls Storm down by the hair and Krule foot chokes Storm. Krule clubs on Storm's chest. Cal knocks JB off the apron with a punch. Krule chokes Storm on the apron and sends him into the rails.
Cal stomps Storm. Krule eye rakes Storm. Cal hits a top rope punch on Storm for 1. Cal chinlocks Storm. Storm hits kicks on Cal and spinning lariats him. Krule and JB go at it and lariat battle. JB headbutts him in the chest and corner splashes him. JB corner spears him then death valley drivers him for 2.
Storm facekicks JB off the apron into the rails. Cal knocks Storm off the apron and into the rails. Cal shoves Pondo and Pondo stops his dive. Cal tries to hit him and Pondo hits punches on him. They fight on the stage. Storm single leg codebreakers Krule.
Shane Mercer comes out, bangs Storm's leg off the post then chairs it. Krule sitout double arm chokeslams Storm and pins him.
Thoughts: It was average. Josh had some really bad strikes here. The ending was kind of funny with Pondo beating up Caleb on the stage instead of reffing the match.
Big Vito tells Vincenzo to go find Sally Boy in the back. Vinny goes looking for him. Painful Paul comes off the elevator. Vinny asks if he has a problem with him. Paul says VInny has a problem and he throws him in the elevator.
Blast from the Past
This week's match is Pogo The Clown vs Abdullah The Butcher. Jake Roberts ends up helping Abby. Pogo somehow pins Jake to win this. Jake ddt's the ref after.
Mac Davis talks to Sally Boy in the bathroom. MAc asks what it's like to be a juggalo. Sally says he wouldn't call himself one yet but says the Faygo juice at the juggalettes are better. Big Vito walks out of the bathroom stall and Sally tries to hug him. Vito asks if he's one of "them" now and says he's supposed to be family. He asks why he hit him in the back and asks him about drinking Faygo juice. Vito says he's tired of this. Painful Paul then gets behind Vito and tells him to get his hands off of him. Vito says him and Sally should take out Paul. Sally backs out. Vito then says him and Paul should finish this once and for all. They go to fight and Vito kicks the camera man out.
"Big Al" Alice Crowley vs HoKane
Kane backs her up in the corner and chops her. Al armdrags her. Al kicks her in the knee then boots her in the head. Barnabas trips Big Al. Kane tries to kick Al but clearly misses. Kane pounds on her.
Kane back elbows her down and elbow drops her. Kane drops her with a shot and chokes her over the 2nd rope with her leg. Kane flying lariats her for 2. Kane bangs Al's head off the mat.
Al jawbreakers her and Kane germans her. Kane sentons her for 2. Al boots her out of the corner then lariats her down. Al back elbows her down and lariats her again. Al boots her down and saito suplexes her for 2. Kane uranage backbreakers her. Kane top rope sentons her for 2. Kane hits corner spears on her. Al sits up top and Kane flying facekicks her. Al victory rolls her and pins her.
Thoughts: It was rough early on but got better as they did bigger offense. It still was a little less than average. Kane is just still too green and not ready for this role.
Al sits on the ropes and Kane nails her after. Kane pounds on her. an chokes the ref. Barnabas pulls Kane off of her and yells at her. Kane headbutts him in the chest then knees him in the chest.
CoKane comes out and stares down HoKane. HoKane jumps on him and CoKane holds her in the air. CoKane then chokeslams her. CoKane raises Al's arm after.
Mac Davis and Mosh Pit Mike are outside looking for Bigfoot. Mike says he will find Bigfoot out here and says they will take him home. Bigfoot then shows up behind them. Mike bets Mac that he will find him. The camera man asks if they see what's behind them and they see Bigfoot. They then chase him as the show ends.
Overall thoughts: Facade/Paul was fun. I didn't like Kerry's handicap match as there was no good outcome there. Krule's match was average. The main wasn't that good. Storyline wise, we had some good stuff here though with the JCW/GCW feud, the hunt for bigfoot, Dani Mo teaching The Outbreak how to do things and the Vito/Sally stuff. A lot of people were not wrestling here or involved that much in the show. The show only went 1 hour and 22 minutes, making it one of the short editions of Lunacy in a while. I'd give it a 6 out of 10 as the storylines carried this one as usual and it was alright overall.

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