Juggalo Championship Wrestling 9/10/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 99

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 9/10/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 99

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/09/juggalo-championship-wrestling-932026.html

Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.  

Violent J talks to Caleb Konley. He says Caleb's title match with James Storm is off as Storm is injured. Cal says it's a shame and says they need an epic main event. Cal recommends The Orange Phantom as his next opponent. 

Shane Mercer comes in and wants his money from Cal. J says Cal hired Shane to take Storm out. We see Sally Boy on the couch there. J says Sally's uncle never give him any opportunities. J says he will give Sally a World Title shot if he can beat Shane. He says the winner of that one faces Caleb at Lunacy 100. Caleb gets mad and says he's calling Russo.

Father Bronson talks before his match. He says one time at a group home, they had kids draw photos of families they wished they had. Bron said he knew nothing about that and drew a family on TV. He said he colored the whole page red and realized he couldn't bring joy to the world until he bathed himself in red and got the glory he deserved. He says to give him glory.

The crowd chants for Mr. Happy when he comes in and Bron tells the crowd to shut their mouths. He says Happy is not fit to be a father. He then takes Happy's bear and says it's an example of what the fans are - absolutely useless like the fat piece of trash Happy. Happy then lariats him. 

JCW American Title - Father Bronson (c) vs Mr. Happy

Bron hits euros on Happy and hits knees to the gut. Happy running back elbows him. Happy corner splashes him. Bron chop blocks him and stomps the leg. Happy's leg is banged off the post.

Bron gets on Happy's back with a sleeper. Happy backs him up in the corner then corner splashes him. Happy misses a splash and spinning heel kicks him. Bron grabs Happy's bear. He holds it away from him then low blows him. Bron grabs baby powder from Happy's bag. He throws it in Happy's face and springboard flying knees him. Bron pins him.

Thoughts: It was mostly shenanigans here with Bronson taking Happy's bear and baby powder. It wasn't much of a wrestling match but they worked with the story of Happy being a father. Bron taking his stuff made sense. 

Sally Boy talks with the JWO in the back. He says he's kind of digging the juggalo thing. He says he will make the most of the opportunity J gave him and won't forget it. Willie Mack says he has a surprise for Sally and he brings in juggalettes. Sally says he's enjoying this lifestyle. Sally asks if he can enjoy himself but Mack says he ain't getting sh!t until he wins.

Kerry Morton then comes in. He's all awkward about talking to them. He says his back is against the wall and says Russo doesn't want him in JCW. He tells them about the 5 minute challenge he faces. He says he appreciates them. 

J says he always liked something about Kerry and admires his abilities in the ring. He says he can be a broke-@ss, slimy, rotten b!tch, but he likes his attitude. J says The JWO will have his back and will do him one tonight. J gives him some clothing and tells him to put it on, but not on here. Kerry thanks them and leaves.  

The Orange Phantom does a promo. He says JCW is in need of cleansing and says he's the hero here to bring justice. He says he's here to save us and asks if we are ready to get with the orange.

Mack Davis talks to Moshpit Mike, who is in safari gear. He gives Mack Davis a hat and pendant that says makes him a licensed sasquatch hunter. He says he won't need the microphone tonight.

Choppa City talks in the ring before their match. Bruce has everyone clap for Atiba and then himself. He says hey are the JCW Tag champs. He says The Headbangers jumped them last week and he challenges them to a tag title match. Bruce says they like to do "Championship Karaoke" and gets the crowd to sing along with them. Bruce says they will chop The Headbangers @sses. He asks what the five fingers say to the face? 

The Backseat Boyz then come out and interrupt. Atiba says to get a ref out as he will chop them up.

JCW Tag Titles - Choppa City (Bruce Wayans and Atiba) (c) vs The Backseat Boyz (JP and Tommy Grayson)

Tommy has the long hair.

Tommy chops Atiba. Atiba goes up and over and head chops him. Tommy's head is banged off the buckles and Bruce chops him. Atiba then chops Tommy and Bruce joins in. Tommy takes a backbreaker + chest karate chop. Bruce chops Tommy more. 

Atiba chops Tommy in the head from the buckles for 2. Tommy takes double chops and a double suplex for 2. Tommy jawbreakers BW then JP and Tommy double chop Bruce. Bruce lariats JP down a few times. Bruce leg lariats Tommy. JP dropkicks Bruce out from behind. JP catapult's Bruce's throat into the bottom rope. JP elbow drops Bruce and chokes him with his leg. Bruce gets his legs split.

Tommy chokes Bruce. Bruce is double stomped on by The Boys. JP hits mounted chops on Bruce. Bruce takes a double bulldog for 2. Bruce double suplexes The Boys. Bruce black hole slams Tommy. 

Atiba and JP tag in. Atiba chops The Boys down. Atiba enzugiri's Tommy then corner splashes him. Atiba wheelbarrow germans JP. Atiba slams Tommy then JP for 2. Tommy is sent onto the ramp. Thrasher of The Headbangers comes out and Bruce is distracted. Mosh heads into the ring and low blows Atiba. JP then pins Atiba.

Thoughts: It was acceptable. The crowd got real into Choppa City early on. Choppa City did mostly chops here. The Headbangers costing Choppa City the belts made sense but it would have been nice if there was any build to this title change. I thought JP had a good night here and thought he looked solid.

Moshpit Mike and Mack Davis are outside hunting sasquatch. Mike says sasquatch likes the urban environment. Mack asks if Mike knows how to use his blow gun. He then blows into it and nails the camera man with a dart, knocking him over. 

The Backseat Boys celebrate in the back. Violent J comes in. J offers a double high five but then gives the middle fingers. J says the belts can't change hands that way. The Boys say they won fair and square. J says that match was not legal and says the belts are coming with him. J says ratings and views come with Choppa City vs The Headbangers. He says sometimes this stuff happens...so deal with it.

Thoughts: I don't like it when they do stuff like this because there's interference all the time in this show. It's not consistent at all. 

Dani Mo comes out with The Outbreak. She says she retained her title at Bloodymania and gained The Outbreak. She says Big Al won a #1 Contender's match and she wants to congratulate her.

Barnabas The Bizarre comes out instead. He says we should cheer Dani. Barn says he loves Jacksyn and Abel. He says they have every right to hate him. He says he never wanted any of this to happen. He says it wasn't him when he slapped her and says Dani knows it.

He says it was true when Dani called him a deadbeat dad. He says he was a shell of himself and says it hurts him to get up in the morning. He says her mom's passing was not his fault. He says he didn't know how to be a good father and was a deadbeat dad. He says his dad neglected him and told him he was worthless. He says he became that person.

He says he just wants to make this right. Barn says they need to talk. He begs her to give him a chance.

HoKane comes out. She looks at Dani then beats up Barnabas. HoKane punts Barn in the gut and pounds on him. The Outbreak stop her. HoKane slaps them. Dani then grabs HoKane by the hair. HoKane backs off and leaves.

Dani then stares down Barn while he's down. 

Kerry Morton 5 Minute Challenge - Special Ref: Madman Pondo - Kerry Morton vs Team GCW (Slade, Otis Cogar, Marcus Mathers and Nick Gage)

Kerry has to win in 5 minutes or less or he gets fired. 

Kerry hits Marcus from behind and rolls him up for 2. Kerry slams Marcus. Nick Gage trips Kerry from the outside and sends him into the rails. Otis sentons Kerry for 2. 

Otis headbutts Kerry and suplex throws him. Slade stomps and chokes Kerry. Slade lariats Kerry. Kerry hits shots on Marcus and Marcus back elbows him. 

Gage hits corner spears on Kerry. Gage sopinebusters him. Slade talks trash to Kerry and taunts him by having him reach out to make a tag to people who aren't there. Kerry nails the GCW guys on the apron and sends Slade into the post corner first. Kerry dropkicks Marcus then running knees him. Kerry goes for the pin but Brett Lauderdale is on the apron distracting Pondo. Pondo grabs Brett and Slade nails Pondo. Pondo gives Slade the finger and DQ's his team.

Thoughts: I was wondering how they would have Kerry survive this and it was through a DQ. At least it was somewhat believable and I'm glad they didn't have him pin someone in a 1v4.

The GCW guys beat up on Pondo after. Kerry helps defend Pondo. He grabs Brett. Gage distracts Kerry and Brett low blows Kerry. Kerry is then group stomped. 

Kerry is handcuffed to the ropes then Pondo is as well. The JWO then come out when chairs are grabbed. The JWO beats up Team GCW and save Pondo/Kerry. Team GCW then attacks The JWO with chairs. A table is set up and Slade pours gasoline on it. Slade goes to light the table on fire and Violent J comes out with a kendo stick. Sally Boy then grabs the stick and hits Slade. Team GCW then run. The JWO then lines up with Sally with Team GCW on the stage.

The Luciano Family of Big Vito and Vincenzo talk. Vito is mad at what he's seeing and Vinny calls Sally Boy a traitor. Vito says he's tired of this and says La Cosa Nostra, tonight, let's go.

JCW 100 is on 9/24. Next week's show has JCW Lunacy 99 Rewind. They say it will have some live matches but also replays of old clips.

Moshpit Mike and Mack Davis are outside. Mack says he realized the smell he is smelling is just Mike. Mike says he's been working hard on it. Mack says Bigfoot's smell, hearing and vision are better than humans. Mike then does a Bigfoot distress call. They then chase Bigfoot. 

Winner gets a JCW World Title shot - Shane Mercer vs Sally Boy

Caleb Konley is on commentary.

Sal running lariats SM and hits shots on him. Sal headbutts him. SM one arm gorilla press throws him. SM hits corner spears on Sal and overhead belly to belly suplexes him. Sal stunners SM over the top rope and sends him into the rails.

SM then rams Sal into the rails. SM is pushed into the rails again and his head is banged off the post. SM sweeps Sal on the apron. SM swings Sal into the rails then apron powerbombs him. 

SM hits crossface shots on Sal. SM release suplexes Sal. SM chinlocks him. Sal elbows SM in the gut. SM swinging sleepers Sal and grounds him. SM hits crossface shots on Sal and grounded chokes him.

SM headbutts Sal. Sal flips over his back and enzugiri's his arm. Sal boots him out of the corner and rolls into a dropkick on him. Sal running facekicks him in the corner.

Vincenzo and Vito come out. Vito hits Sal with a kendo stick twice and drops him. Sal is on the buckles and SM 2nd rope moonsault slams him. SM wins.

Thoughts: SM won as expected here as it leads to a match with Caleb Konley...who owes him money. Vito costing Sal the match made sense. Sal was a bit sloppy here but Shane's power was impressive. It was average.

Sal gets on the mic after. Sal says that's it to Vito. He says Vito made him an orphan when he took Sal's father from him. Sal says he will take care of Vito next week.  

Moshpit Mike and Mack Davis are sneaking up on Sasquatch. Mike shoots Sasquatch with a tranquilizer dart. Sas falls down. Mike says he's the master of urban tactics and say we got him. He says he will show him where they keep the bags.

Overall thoughts: Bronson/Happy made sense but it wasn't much of a match. Choppa City/Backseat Boyz was acceptable and but the result got changed. Kerry Morton kept his job via DQ in the 1v4. The main was what it should have been with Shane throwing Sally around and Vito costing Sally the match. It was average though. The wrestling wasn't anything too special here but the storylines were on point and are building nicely for JCW Lunacy 100. The show was fine overall and I'd give it a 6 out of 10 as the stories helped make this show.