Juggalo Championship Wrestling 8/6/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 94
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/07/juggalo-championship-wrestling-7302026.html
Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.
Caleb Koley and Vince Russo talk in the parking lot. Vince says he looks like $10 million dollars. Big Al walks in. She says she barred HoKane from the building tonight so there's no interference from her. Russo says she also made it so Kerry Morton could get a title shot when he wasn't around. Russo says Al's JCW Women's Title match is cancelled and she will have to qualify for a shot. Russo says she will never get one over on her.
Big Al then gets attacked from behind by Rae Larson and Rae says welcome to "The Relentless One". Russo then tells her that's her opponent.
Mr. Anderson comes out. Someone says "@sshole" and he says, "Yes, I am". He says a lot has happened since he was last here in JCW. He says someone stole his JCW Title right under his nose. He says he was told to go home and chill out because he asked for more money. He says he's happy monetarily and because he was told the first person he faces will be the one who took his title out. He then asks for CoKane to come out. CoKane comes out.
They stare down. Anderson says let's get a ref out right now.
Mr. Anderson vs CoKane
Anderson boots him and punches him in the corner. Kane's head is banged off the buckles. Kane no sells it and then bangs his own head off the buckles. Kane hits some punches. Kane corner lariats him and bangs Anderson's head off the buckles.
Anderson trips him then catapults his throat into the bottom rope. Anderson chinlocks him. Kane hits elbows to the gut. They fight on the buckles and Anderson goes down. Kane top rope diving lariats him. Kane pinning backdrops him for 2.
Anderson pushes the ref and Kane is crotched on the top rope. Anderson goes for a green bay plunge and Kane blocks it. Kane knocks him off the buckles and top rope swantons him for 2. Kane pours cocaine on himself. Anderson then low blows him and gets DQ'd.
Thoughts: It was a lame ending to an otherwise acceptable match. To his credit, Anderson did not look like he was going to win, so it is better to get DQ'd, but a finish would have been nice. It was a bit of a slower match but they were able to work together alright enough.
Anderson stomps CoKane after. "Cowboy" James Storm then comes out. Storm hits punches on Anderson and Anderson slides out. Storm says Anderson forgot about him. He says Anderson injured him when they last fought and put him in a wheelchair for a month. Storm says he will wear his @ss out when they fight.
Barnabas The Bizzare does a video. He says he hasn't seen The Outbreak in a weak. He then knocks Mac Davis' papers out of his hand. He asks where The Outbreak are. They argue about Dani Mo being banned from the building. He says if Dani wants to play these games, then it's game on.
The Brothers of Funstruction and The JWO play with a rubber chicken. The Bros are in JWO colors. The Luciano Family walk in. Vito says he has come in peace and says him and Violent J need to have a talk. Vito talks about the Goregames match they were challenged to. Vito says he came to say he accepts the challenge. Vito says when they win, one of Violent J's guys comes to work for his crew. Violent J agrees. He says when the JWO wins, one of Vito's crew works for the JWO for a month. Vito goes to shake his hand and J gives him the finger. They all then argue. Vito says he will see them real soon and calls them pieces of sh!t.
The hosts talk and run down today's line-up.
Father Bronson talks before his match. He asks who came to get some Red Love? He says he wasn't always our leader and the American champ of the world. He says he was once an orphan without any guidance on how the world works. He says the fans are still figuring it out. He says Red Love found him when he was most vulnerable and freed his soul.
Kerry Morton vs Father Bronson
They lock up and Bron side headlocks him. Bron takes him over and KM headscissors him. Bron hammerlocks him then snapmares him. KM rolls him up for 2. Bron shoulders him over. KM hiptosses him and armdrags him into an armlock.
KM goes up and over and armdrags him into an armlock. Bron misses a corner charge and throws KM out. KM is sent knee first into the steps. Bron lifts him up by the arm and armdrags him. Bron hammerlocks him.
KM misses a corner charge. Bron top wristlocks him and misses a stomp on the arm. KM rolls him up for 2. KM hits punches. KM dropkicks him. KM flying back elbows him twice. KM misses a flying pumping knee. Bron codebreakers the arm. Josh Bishop then comes out with Joel Gertner. KM pushes Bron into Josh, Josh nails Bron and this one is ruled a no contest.
Thoughts: Bron targeted the arm a little here which was nice. We didn't get a real finish here and I'd say it was average overall. That's two matches in a row with no clean finishes.
Josh pounds on Bron. Kerry turns Josh around but backs off. Josh hits a razor's edge on Bron. Kerry flying pumping knees Bron in the corner and counts his own pin on him.
Vince Russo says he can't stand Kerry Morton. He says Kerry always gets one up on him. Big Vito comes in. Vito says to let him deal with it and it's done. Vito says he does stupid sh!t like write books. Russo says that's how he makes money. Vito tells him to keep writing as Russo writes books and he throws them at people. Vito asks Russo to lend him Krule for GoreGames. Russo says he likes it as Krule is a ratings draw. Vito says he needs a favor and says to get the camera out of his face.
We see Dani Mo arrive with The Outbreak.
Mac Davis interviews Joel Gertner and Josh Bishop. Mac says Joel has gone through his sisters closet. Joel says he's big money and so is Josh. Joel says Russo tried to buy Josh months ago. Joel says you either sell or get sold and says they swerved Russo. Joel says Russo isn't a buyer but a seller and he sells BS. Joel says Josh never forgets. Josh says he remembers receipts. Joel says Father Bronson deserved the beatdown weeks ago.
Krul then comes in and jumps Josh from behind. Josh is thrown into the wall and goes down. Krule yells "receipt".
#1 Contenders Match - Rae Larson vs "Big Al" Alice Crowley
The winner of this gets their title shot at Bloodymania.
Al ducks a shot and hits forearms. Al armdrags her twice. Al hits forearms. Al kicks her in the knee and running headkicks her for 1. Rae pulls her down over the 2nd rope. Rae clubs on her and chokes her on the ropes.
Rae chops her and Al chops back. Rae hits forearms and bangs Al's head off the buckles. Rae snapmares her and sliding lariats her for 1. Rae sleepers her. Rae hits 2 suplexes and double throat thrusts her. Al boots her out of the corner and lariats her down twice. Al pump kicks her down.
Al backdrops Rae and pulls her neck into the ropes. Al lariats her from behind for 2. Rae double underhook suplexes her for 2. Al running lariats her down and pins her.
Thoughts: It was about average but it wasn't that bad. Rae did alright enough. Al's lariat at the end looked good here and she mostly just stuck to strikes.
Jasmine St. Claire walks in with Donovan Dijak.
Mac Davis interviews Jasmine St. Claire and Donovan Dijak. Jas says all Violent J did was mock her. She says she found the biggest and baddest guy. She says Dijak is the stepdaddy to her child. Dijak says he makes everyone who faces him his son. He says he knows stuff other want to know. He says he will make sure others in JCW respect this woman and bow down to him.
The JWO and The Brothers of Funstruction talk in the back. Violent J says he has an important announcement for Goregames and Bloodymania. He says he will not be on a team that night as he feels like he's lowering their chances of success. J says an extremely talented gentleman will take their place and says they might find out by tonight if the cards fall into place.
Dani Mo tells The Outbreak to stay there outside and not to come inside. Dani walks in and runs into Barnabas. Barn says the saddest day of his life was when Dani's mom died while giving birth. He says it should have been Dani. Dani slap him and Barn backhands her down. He then throws her into the door and clubs on her. Barn says he made and he created her.
He says she deserved this for 25 years and knees her in the face. He says he waited 25 years. He hits punches on her. He says he knows his wife who died is looking down and smiling as Dani deserved this and should be dead. The Outbreak walk in and check on Dani.
Barn grabs The Outbreak by the hair and asks if they forgot who he is. He says he made them and is their master. He says they will obey or he will make their existence more of a nightmare.
The Lucian Family come out. Vincenzo is back with Vito and Sally. Vito says he comes out here week after week. He says he talks about the family business. He says Italian's have loyalty and respect. He says they have a problem they will take care of tonight. He says there some things Sally has to learn and they will teach him about the family business tonight. He says if you don't follow the rules, you have nothing.
He talks about people who broke the rules. He says Sally spoke out of turn and he had to go to Italy because of it. He says he got him a pass and says Sally would have gotten shot if he didn't do that. He says it didn't sit well with him that Sally wants to run the business. He says he runs business over 52 states and overseas. He says his problem becomes Sally's problem tonight. He then kisses him and tells Vince Russo to "send them out". Krule then comes out.
Sally hits shots on Krule. Krule chokeslams him. Krule then hits another chokeslam. Krule back elbows him down. Vito tells Krule to do more. Krule clubs on Sally's chest. Krule then hits another chokeslam and then chokeslams him from behind. Vincenzo then walks Sally to the back.
We see someone arrive in a car, but don't see who comes out of it.
Blast from the Past
The Iron Sheik vs Izzy High is this week's match. Sheik won as expected and submitted him with the camel clutch.
Caleb Konley vs Jeeves
Vince Russo is on commentary for this. Krule is at ringside.
Cal shoves Jeeves and slaps him. Jeeves hits shots to the gut. Cal double foot presses him down in the corner. Cal chops Jeeves down and sends him chest first into the buckles. Jeeves brainbusters him for 2. Jeeves spits at him.
Jeeves lariats him down twice. Cal throws him off of a tornado ddt attempt. Cal backhands him. Cal burning hammers him three times in a row. Josh Bishop comes out and fights with Krule. EC3 gets in the ring and stunners Cal. EC3 then puts Jeeves on Cal for a close 2. EC3 then looks at Russo and headlock drivers Cal. Cal wins via DQ.
Thoughts: Oh wow, another non-clean finish. I liked the story of Jeeves being up against the wall here and almost pulling off the upset against Caleb. I think they could have milked it a bit more bu the nearfall was nice. It was a one-sided match though.
EC3 holds up Jeeves. The JWO and The Brothers of Funstruction come out. They present EC3 with a JWO jersey. EC3 puts on the shirt and he'll be the 5th man in Goregames. Russo complains and leaves. The JWO then celebrate to close the show.
Overall thoughts: It was the usual JCW show. We had 4 matches and only one of them had a pinfall/submission finishes. It wasn't a bad ep though. JCW's weaknesses were in-ring action, so they've cut some of the matches and brought in some better talent. That has fixed that issue a bit. Meanwhile, they are still focusing on the longer term storylines and keeping the people who make those work more active on the show. Anderson/CoKane was acceptable. Morton/Bronson was average as was the women's match. The main event was one-sided, but there was a reason for it. The end of the show with EC3 being revealed as the last JWO member for Goregames was kind of fun. They also have some okay stories going with Vito/Sally, Russo and Caleb vs Kerry and Dani Mo vs Barnabas. There's nothing you have to see here but the show was fine overall. I'd give it a 6 out of 10 as the non-wrestling stuff made up for some of the in-ring stuff and the in-ring work has gotten a little more tolerable.

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