Juggalo Championship Wrestling 8/20/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 96
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/08/juggalo-championship-wrestling-8132026.html
Note - I believe this aired at midnight on 8/20.
Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Zac Amico are on commentary.
JCW Women's Title #1 Contendership Match - Mickie Knuckles vs. J-Rod
MK has lost a lot of weight and looks like a different person. IF you told me it's not her, I'd believe you. She also has a giant turkey leg with her. Big Al is on commentary.
J knees her in the gut. MK takes her down, pulls her hair and rolls her up for 1. MK takes her down by the wrist. They trade shots and J hits snake eyes on her. J running facekicks her. J then hits mounted shots on her. J suplexes her.
MK jawbreakers J. J chokes her on the ropes and hits corner spears. J hits corner spears. MK slaps her in the corner and running hip attacks her. MK misses a corner charge and J bangs MK's head off the buckles there. J chops MK in the corner. MK does a dangerous looking suplex.
MK headbutts her on all fours. J backdrops her. J points at Big Al on commentary. Al then comes down. J grabs a chain out of her pants but MK hits her. MK then hits her with the chain but is caught by the ref. J wins by DQ.
Thoughts: The match was acceptable. They hit each other pretty good and got a little rough. It's a shame we didn't get a better finish though.
J beats up on MK from behind. Big Al then throws J out. MK gives Al some of her turkey leg after.
Mac Davis interviews Barnabus The Bizarre and HoKane. Barn says it's hot out but Bloodymania will be even hotter. Barn says they are here to end this with Dani Mo. He says Dani tainted The Outbreak and sabotaged her career. He challenges Dani Mo to defend her Women's Title vs HoKane.
We see clips of the Dani Mo vs Barnabas feud.
Dani Mo comes out and tells Barnabas The Bizarre to come out. Barn says he's sick of this and it has gone on too long. He asks where The Outbreak are. Dani says it's unfortunate he's her father but says it's unfortunate for him that The Outbreak chose her. Barn says he wasted his seed on her. Barn says The Outbreak don't care about her, just her drugs. He says she's little more than a drug dealer.
Barn says his bond with The Outbreak is unbreakable. Dani asks where The Outbreak are if their bond is so strong. Barn says he doesn't know but says he knows where his replacement daughter is. HoKane then goes up top Dani. Dani hits Kane with the mic. Barn then grabs Dani. Kane running boots Dani over and stomps her. The Outbreak come out and Barn/HoKane run.
The Outbreak go with Dani. Dani gets on the mic and asks if HoKane wants the title to officially become part of JCW. She then agrees and says let's do it at Bloodymania. Dani says if she wins at Bloodymania, she should get control over The Outbreak. Barn doesn't want to do it but HoKane does and the match is on.
Mac Davis interviews Big Vito and Sally Boy. Vito says Dijak will destroy EC3 tonight. He says Krule is at the gym and it's nobodies business where Dijak is. Vito says he needs Sally to be with him tonight and be productive. Sally says he's ready. Vito says they will kick some @ss tonight.
Violent J talks. He says we won't want to miss GoreGames at Bloodymania. Vince Russo interrupts and asks who can do 19 years of Bloodymania like him. He says he is not on Team Vito and is on Team JCW. He tells him to be careful and not to get hurt. J says he wants to talk about a special guest ref at GoreGames.
JCW Battle Royal Title Battle Royal
Yep, this is a Royal Rumble style battle royal for a battle royal Title.
Shane Mercer and Mike Wormfinger (Mosh Pit Mike) are the first two in. Shane throws Mike. Mike puts a net around him. Mike tries to hit him with a fishing rod. Shane breaks the rod over Mike's throat. He then dumps Mike out for the elimination.
Bootleg Dave is next in. Dijak exploders him. Shane chops Dave and throws him. Shane hits shots on him on the ropes. FTG comes in. Dijak knees him in the gut and release suplexes him. FTG is sent into Nate and Dijak corner euros both. Dijak suplexes Dave.
Buzzsaw Nate is next in, he's wearing Randy Savage Spiderman gear. Nate hits punches on Shane. Dave spinning lariats Shane. Nate stunners Shane. Shane double lariats Nate and FTG. Bootleg Dave is thrown out. Shane double backdrops FTG and Nate. Buzzsaw Nate is then thrown out.
Shane gorilla press throws FTG onto Nate and Dave outside for the elimination. The Ring Rat comes out. Rat tries to crawl around Shane and flirt with him. Shane grabs her and 2nd rope moonsault slams her. The Ring Rat is eliminated.
Matt Cross is next in (him and Shane are the only 2 people in right now). They shake hands and Matt side headlocks him. Matt enzugiri's him in the corner. Matt forearms him from the apron and top rope double stomps Shane's back. Shane flips him with a lariat. Shane is pulled over the top and is eliminated. Shane then throws Matt out despite being eliminated. Matt is thrown over the rails and Shane beats up on him in the bleachers. Matt is sent into the rails and they fight to the back.
Atiba of Choppa City is next in. Bruce Wayans of Choppa City is the next guy in. They are the only 2 in the ring. They do their chop pose and try to fight with chops only. They block and counter chops without anyone getting hit. CoKane is next in. Kane comes in and beats up on Choppa City. He corner lariats both opponents. Mike Platter (Mosh Pit Mike in a convict outfit) is next in. Mike wants a test of strength with Kane. Kane pours cocaine on his glove. Mike shanks Kane and chinlocks him.
Steven Flowe is next in. Flowe foot chokes Kane. Kane grabs Steve by the throat and Steve tries to eliminate him. Sally Boy is next in. Sally euros Atiba and dropkicks him. Sally lariats Mike. Vincenzo is next in. Vin pounds on Kane. Mike hits Steve with a beer.
Atiba takes a double team double axe handle from Vin and Sally. Bruce bangs Sally's head off the buckles. Bruce then chops him. Bruce chops 3 people in the corner. Josh Bishop is next in and Joel Gertner does the intro for him.
Bruce tries to chop Josh and Josh no sells it. Atiba's chops also get no sold. Josh slaps Choppa City then chokeslams Sally. Josh throws Sally out for the elimination. Mike runs at Josh and gets booted off the apron for the limination. Josh lariats Vincenzo out for the elimination.
Josh lariats CoKane then lariats him over the top for the elimination. Josh gorilla press throws Steven Flowe out onto the others for the elimination. Josh stomps on Choppa City.
Facade is next in. Fac jumps on Josh off the ropes and Josh no sells his lariat. Fac hits chops on Josh. Fac's springboard crossbody is caught. Fac takes snake eyes. Father Bronson is next in. Josh gets distracted by Bronson and Facade dumps Josh out. Josh is eliminated.
Facade and Choppa City do a chop handshake together. Tarzan Duran is next in. He nails Fac. Tar is double hiptossed into the ropes and he does a double armdrag off of it. Tar slingshot double flipping neckbreakers his opponents. Tar high kicks Fac.
Mikey Funk (Mosh Pit Mike in Terry Funk attire) comes out. Mike hits punches on Tar. Fac hits punches on Mike. Kongo Kong is next in. Kong dumps Mike out for the elimination. Fac springboard kicks Kong. Tar boots Atiba in the corner. Kong throws Facade out for the elimination.
Kong suplexes Tarzan out of the ring for the elimination. Kong and Choppa City fight. Kerry Morton comes out with the giant JCW Battle Royal Title. Caleb Konley chairs Kerry as he comes out. Kerry is snet into the post. Caleb catapults Kerry's head into the ring rungs.
Atiba corner splashes Kong. Kerry has until the 10 count to get in or face elimination. Kong corner splashes Choppa City. Kerry can't get into the ring before the 10 count and is eliminated.
Atiba is on the 2nd rope and gets knocked to the apron. Kong pushes Bruce into Atiba and Atiba is eliminated. Kong and Bruce Wayans are the final two. Bruce tries chops on him. Kong spinning headbutts him and throws him out. Kongo Kong wins.
Thoughts: I liked it. It was fun and they had people coming in and out fast enough so that it never got boring. I enjoyed Mike's Mick Foley spot where he came out multiple times. They also got some storyline work done here.
Shane Mercer and Steven Flowe talk in the back. The Ring Rat is with Steve. Steve says Mr. Anderson can't team with him at Bloodmania and he says he wants give Shane "the honor" of being his tag partner. Shane says he can wipe his @ss with it and wants money instead. Steve says if he teams with him, he can get a night with The Ring Rat. Shane says The Rat has been used more time than a government mule. Steve then offers up his gold guitar and says it's his prized posession. Steve says it could be worth thousands or millions. Shane says it looks like sh!t.
Steve says you have to judge it by how it feels. He says it feels like sh!t but he might be able to sell it to a mark. He says he might be able to work with that and they shake hands.
Vince Russo and Caleb Konley talk last week. Vince says they've got to put Kerry Morton behind them. Caleb says everyone says he's only here because of Russo. He says he wants to prove it. He says he has to do this by himself vs Kerry 1v1 and he doesn't need move. Russo says he doesn't need to prove anything to anyone. Caleb tells him to take the week off and he will show him why he is the chosen one.
I won't be watching Sonny Kiss vs Haley J. J won.
Mac Davis interviews Caleb Konley. He says Kerry Morton has been up his @ss for months. He says over his dead body will Kerry take his title. He says he won't even make it as an ambulance is coming for him. Kerry Morton then attacks Caleb and sends him into a fence. Caleb is then sent into the rails. Kerry says "Who's the f*cking man?". He then grabs the title and tells the camera man to take him to the ring.
Kerry Morton comes out. He has the JCW Title. He says it's made of pure silver. He says they should melt it down and share the silver with everyone. He says he wanted to wait until Bloodymania but asks if we want to see that right now. Kerry asks for Russo to give him Caleb right now.
Caleb Konley comes out. Him and Kerry fight.
JCW Lunacy World Title Match - Caleb Konley (c) vs. Kerry Morton
Kerry hits him in the corner and boots him. Kerry lariats Cal over the top rope. Nick Gage and Brett Lauderdale of GCW are in the front row. Kerry step up enzugiri's Cal. Cal's head is banged off the buckles. Kerry is sent shoulder first into the post.
Cal foot chokes Kerry. Kerry hits forearms and rolls up Cal for 2. Cal back elbows him. Cal suplexes him. Kerry is sent into the buckles and goes upside down. Cal foot cokes him. Kerry's arm is banged off the post.
Cal armlocks Kerry. Kerry dropkicks him. Cal armlocks Kerry again. Cal back hands him for a 2 count. They fight on the buckles. Kerry superplexes him. They trade shots. Cal pump kicks him. Kerry pumping knees him back then slingshot suplexes him for 2. Cal enzugiri's him out of the corner.The ref gets knocked over. Kerry boots Cal in the gut and pumping knees him but the ref is down and can't count the pin. Cal back body drops him. Cal grabs the JCW Title and misses a shot. Kerry kicks him in the gut. He teases hitting him with the title but doesn't. Cal then hits him with the title for 2.
Cal atomic drops him. Cal misses atop rope moonsault. Kerry pumping knees him for 2. Cal low blows Kerry. Cal burning hammers him for the pin.
Thoughts: It went long and had a lot of shenanigans which hurt it some. But, either guy could have won at least and it was back forth. A decent portion of the crowd was gone by this match and I thought that hurt this one a bit. I didn't think this was that good.
The Luciano Family come out. Vito says he wanted to come here for a long time and complains about the crowd leaving. He says the people all suck.
Special Ref: Mad Man Pondo - EC3 vs Dijak
The JWO come out with EC3
EC clubs Dijak and bangs his head off the buckles. EC corner lariats him. Dijak hits him in the head then foot chokes him. The GCW guys and The JWO argue outside. GCW removes a guard rail. Dijak chokes EC on the ropes. Dijak drops EC with a shot.
Dijak hits EC in the corner and clubs him. Dijak elbow drops him for 2. EC hits shots on Dijak and running lariats him. EC stunners him. EC lariats Dijak and STO's him. Dijak eye rakes him.
Dijak hits EC in the corner. Dijak pushes Pondo then throws him into the ropes. Pondo then nails Dijak. They trade shots. The Luciano Family come in and Pondo hits them too. krule then comes out and hits Pondo too. The JWO joins in on the fight. Talos/Painful Paul then comes in and beats up The JWO. Talos chokeslams Jeeves.
Big Vito gets on the mic. He says it's a 5v5 and Painful Paul is his 5th guy. He says he's a coach just like Violent J and won't be wrestling at GoreGames.
Thoughts: The match wasn't anything special and had no official finish here as Pondo the ref fought Dijak.
Overall thoughts: The first half was good and the show died down a little in the second half. 1/3rd of the crowd also left around the semi-main which hurt things. The semi-main and main event both had a lot of shenanigans and the work was kind of simple. J-Rod/Mickie was fine. The battle royal was favorite thing on here. I didn't really like the main or the semi-main. We had a lot of storyline work as usual and all roads lead to Bloodymania. I think they did a decent job of making you want to see Bloodymania. I'd give it a 6 out of 10 overall as it was a decent go home show and they did what they were supposed to do here

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