Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/30/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 93

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/30/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 93

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/07/juggalo-championship-wrestling-7232026.html

Next week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/08/juggalo-championship-wrestling-862026.html 

Note - The ICP actually appeared on AEW Collision against this show. 

Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary. 

Mac Davis interviews Big Al, who is in charge tonight. She says she's running the show tonight and says ti will be a show that no one wants to miss. She says we will see why she has balls the size of a grapefruit.

"Big Al" Alice Crowley comes out. She says Vince Russo is out tonight and she's the showrunner. She says they will have a PPV caliber event. She says Choppa City with face The Brothers of Funstruction. She says it'll be Freya the Slaya vs J-Rod vs Haley J. She says she will face Dani Mo for the Women's Title. She says even if Caleb has the "John Tunney" rule, he can still wrestle and will face Kerry Morton.

Krule and Caleb Konley come out. Cal says he only has to wrestle when he wants. He calls Vince Russo but there's no answer. Cal tells her that she will change the match or things will go south. Krule grabs Al by the throat. Violent J comes out and tells Krule to get his hands off her. J says they are lucky Tony and Mack aren't here or they would handle this JWO style. 

Violent J says he loves the card Al put together. He says Kerry Morton will get the first title shot if he beats Cal tonight. He says if Krule interferes, Cal will be DQ'd and Kerry will still get the next shot. J says to play his music and Cal tells him to play his b!tch ass around. Cal says this is his show. Cal dares him to hit him. J tries to hit him but nails Krule when Cal ducks. Krule grabs J by the throat then CoKane comes out. Kane facekicks Cal down then pulls Krule out.  

The hosts hype up the show.

The Outbreak talk. Barnabas says Dani Mo will experience a symphony of destruction.

Haley J vs. Freya The Slaya vs. J-Rod

Haley hits both opponents and they no sell her shots. Freya and Rod nearly hit each other. Haley takes a double shoulderblock. Haley superkicks Rod then Freya facekicks Haley. Freya foot chokes Haley in the corner. 

Rod hair snapmares Haley. Rod slams Haley. Freya tries to slam Rod onto Haley but Haley moves. Haley is whipped into a facekick from Rod. Rod hits mounted punches on her. Freya pounds on Haley. Haley is pushed around by both opponents then they chop her. Haley eats a double headbutt. 

Haley takes a double suplex. Rod and Freya go for a double pin and push each other. Rod hits a hard corner spear on Haley. Freya misses a corner cannonball. Haley pulls Rod over the top. Haley top rope crossbodies Freya for 2. Freya facekicks Rod off the apron by accident and Haley rolls up Freya for 2. 

Haley rolls up Freya off a chokeslam attempt and pins her.

Thoughts: It was a 2v1 on Haley for most of this until Haley got the upset pin. It made sense and was acceptable but not much more.

Rod nails Freya from behind after. Haley runs with her dog (who is painted pink).

The Orange Phantom does a video. He says The Green and Purple Phantom's have written him and have had a hard time pretending to be as good as him. He says there's a rhyme and reason for everything and says JCW needs a hero like him. He says there is rhyme as nothing rhymes with orange. Some guy comes in to correct him and he hits him. Another guy then tries to correct him and gets hit. The Phantom then says nothing rhymes with Orange. 

Mac Davis interviews The Brothers of Funstruction. They say it's not over with The Luciano Family and never will be. They say they have to keep eyes in the back of their heads at all times. They say they are taking Choppa City's titles tonight after they messed with them in the cage match.

JCW World Tag Team Title Match - Choppa City (Atiba & Bruce Wayans) (c) vs. The Brothers Of Funstruction (Ruffo The Clown & Yabo The Clown)

Ruffo's got the pink on here.

Choppa City get water squirted at them. Bruce gets hit with a tie. Yabo dropkicks Bruce. The clowns hit elbow drops on Bruce then Yabo rubs popcorn in his face. Bruce backhands Ruffo and chops him. They trade shots and Ruffo atomic drops him. Bruce chops Ruffo down.

Ruffo takes a double team double chop then a double elbow drop for 2. Choppa City chop up Ruffo. Ruffo hits a double lariat. Bruce spinebusters Yabo and Yabo takes a splash and elbow drops from the buckles. Yabo evades some moves and Ruffo tags in. Ruffo hits Atiba and Bruce with a rubber chicken. Ruffo russian legsweeps Atiba. 

Bruce misses a chop outside and chops the post. Yabo pounds on Bruce outside. Sally Boy appears in the crowd and throws a drink at Bruco. Big Vito comes in the ring and hits Ruffo. Vito impaler ddt's Ruffo. Atiba pins Ruffo.

Thoughts: It wasn't that bad. Choppa City won by interference here. I don't like The Clowns being able to use rubber chickens and ties to hit their opponents. Vito and Sally getting involved in the finish made sense here. This was almost all strikes.

Mac Davis interviews Kerry Morton. He says his accolades speak for himself and what he has done has been history breaking. He says he has done a lot but hasn't gotten his hands on Vince Russo. Kerry says he gets a JCW Title shot if he beats Caleb Konley tonight. He says it's a great thing that Krule won't be at ringside. He says Russo needs to understand that when you see him, you see money. He says this isn't a joke, it's about him beating Caleb's @ss and proving that he deserves to be JCW champ. He says there's nothing Russo can do about it.

Sally Boy is interviewed in the bathroom. He says he's the master of disguise. He says he got Violent J and The Brothers of Funstruction. He says he thinks it's his time to take over the family. Mac says Vito feels different. Sally says Vito is ready to be put of the pasture. Ruffo and Yabo then appear in the bathroom. They hit ally in the face with a balloon and taunt him.

JCW Women's Title Match - Dani Mo (c) vs. "Big Al" Alice Crowley

Dani boots her in the gut. Dani throws her out and dropkicks her through the ropes. Dani forearms and high kicks Al in the corner. Dani PK's her for 2. Al boots Dani out of the corner and lariats her. Al back elbows her and pump kicks her. Al backdrops her for 2. 

Al forearms her then Dani michinoku drivers her for 2. The Outbreak come out. Barnabas asks Dani what's wrong and says she now has all the attention in the world from her dad. He tells her to be careful what she wished for. HoKane then chokes Dani and the match is ruled a no contest.

Thoughts: It was a shorter one and it was nothing too special with a DQ finish.

HoKane pounds on Dani. Al grabs HoKane and pounds on her. Dani tells Jacksyn and Abel not to listen to Barnabas. She tells them to go. The Outbreak then leave with Barnabas.

Mac Davis interviews Violent J. J says tonight's Morton vs Caleb match is big news. He says he will appoint a special ref in 2 Tuff Tony. He says we need a special enforcer and it's Willie Mack. He says he spiced things up and added lunacy to Lunacy.

Father Bronson does a video. He says we know now not to poke the big red bear. He says he's 3 steps ahead of himself and 10 steps ahead of Josh Bishop. He says Josh will need all the help he can get. He says he should get help from his rap friend Westside Gunn. He says to get help from Billy, Bart and Tommy Gunn too as he will need every gun in his arsenal to compete with Red Love.

Big Vito talks to Sally Boy. He says he got his @ss kicked again. He says he saw the video he did and says he can't manage parking tickets, yet alone be the boss. He says Sally's a mistake and wasn't wanted. He says he doesn't exist without him. He says he will never be the boss. He says he's dressed for a funeral like when Sally's dad dropped dead. He says not to wind up like him as he could be next. He says his dad wanted to be the boss too and we see where he is.

Krule vs. CoKane

They stare down. Krule blocks a shot and they each hit punches. Kane facekicks him. Krule throws him in the corner then Kane throws him in the corner. Krule lariats Kane down. Kane chops him. Kane goes up top and springboard diving headscissors him. Kane facekicks Krule off the apron. Kane topes him outside. 

Kane tries a tornillo but is caught and rammed into the post. Kane's head is banged off the rail. Kane's head is banged off the post and rails. Kane chops him in the ring. Kane's handspring is caught and he is backdropped. 

They fight up top and Kane hits headbutts. Kane 2nd rope superplexes him. They sit up together on the 10 count. They grab each other by the throat. Krule running facekicks the ref on accident. Kane blue thunders Krule. Kane top rope swantons him. Krule chokeslam backbreakers him. 

Krule facekicks Kane. Josh Bishop comes out. He facekicks Krule. Kane pours cocaine on himself and chokeslams Krule. Kane then pins Krule.

Thoughts: I didn't really like CoKane chokeslamming Krule and overpowering him. I know it's part of the gimmick but it's hard to buy against Krule. We had interference here, which we have in most matches. It was somewhat acceptable but there was room for improvement here.

Blast from the Past

This week's match is Steve Corino vs Shockwave The Robot. Steve ended up winning this with a lariat.

The Outbreak talk. Barnabas says he's the one that issues the orders and complains about them letting Dani Mo persuade them. He says he will make sure the drugs never enter them again. He says his The Outbreaker's father and creator and says only HoKane understands. He says they need to fall in line.

Special Referee:2 Tuff Tony, Special Enforcer: Willie Mack -Caleb Konley vs. Kerry Morton

Krule is banned from ringside for this and Kerry gets a title shot if he wins. Tony is wearing a goofy ref outfit and headband.

They lock up and Cal hammerlocks him. KM snapamres him and chinlocks him. KM shoulders him over a few times. Cal hiptosses him and KM boots him away. They double clothesline each other. KM back body drops him.

Cal slides out then KM slingshot plancha's him. Cal's back is rammed into the apron edge. Kerry chops him. Cal's head is banged off the apron. Kerry sits up top and is hit. KM bites him up top. KM 2nd rope crossbodies him but Cal rolls through for a 2 count. Cal knees him in the gut and foot chokes him. 

Cal pushes 2 Tuff Tony. Cal stomps KM in the corner. KM slingshot suplexes him for 2. KM hits mounted corner punches on Cal. Cal atomic drops and flatliners him. Tony slow counts Cal for 2. Cal chops him in the corner. Kerry goes upside down into the buckles and goes down. 

Kerry hits punches on Cal then dropkicks him. Kerry flying forearms him. Kerry almost runs into Tony. Caleb tries to backhand Kerry but nails Tony on accident (or maybe on purpose). Kerry top rope superplexes Cal. Matt Cross and Shane Mercer come down. They beat up Willie Mack. Shane release suplexes Mack. Kerry hits Cross and Shane. 

Cross comes off the top and crossbodies Shane on accident. Kerry pumping knees Cross then Cal. Kerry wakes Tony up and pins Cal.

Thoughts: It got a lot of time and had yet another run-in during this. It could have been a bit more exciting. It was another average to acceptable match and nothing too great. Kerry won as expected here as the deck was totally stacked in his favor.

We see Dani Mo talk to The Outbreak in the back to close the show.

Overall thoughts: The wrestling was average to acceptable as usual but nothing was that great here. However, everything being at least tolerable was a bit of an upgrade. There were run-in's in almost every match which did get old. Storyline wise, we have Sally Boy trying to take over The Family and we have Dani Mo and Barnabas continuing their feud. We had a few people not on this one like Russo, The Backseat Boyz, Mr. Happy and Jasmine St. Claire. The show was acceptable overall, just nothing in particular really stood out. I'd give it a 5 out of 10 overall.