Thursday, August 13, 2026

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 8/13/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 95

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 8/13/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 95

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/08/juggalo-championship-wrestling-862026.html

Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.  

Vince Russo goes up to Violent J in the back. J asks where his Giant's jersey is. Russo says The Giant's suck and are an embarrassment. Russo complains about EC3 and J complains about Krule. Russo says he's been in this business for 35 years and worked with the biggest pricks in this business. He calls Eric Bischoff a b!tch. He says that's why he sat home until he got the call from J.

Russo says they are here 10 month later and says J doesn't belong in wrestling. He says it's because J cares about the company and the people in it. Russo says that's what brought him back - he's different. He says everything he does is for J and JCW. He says he wants the world to watch JCW. 

J says he's not hard to get along with. He says he's likeable, reasonable and fair and wonders why they can't get along. J says maybe it's Vince's jersey's, baseball bat and the NY attitude. He asks why they can't get together. He says he doesn't see why they can't play the game together. They shake hands and hug.  

Joel Gertner does his usual intro and introduces Josh Bishop. He then includes Josh with his usual dirty lines.  

JCW World Title - Josh Bishop (c) vs Facade

Josh boots him in the face and pounds on him. Josh misses a corner charge and Fac kick flurries him in the corner. Fac kips down out of a lariat and spinning heel kicks him. Fac springboard dropkicks him out. Fac dropkicks him through the ropes. Fac's plancha's is caught and Josh his snake eyes on him on the bottom buckle.

Josh backdrops him on the apron. Josh clubs Fac's chest. Fac hits forearms. Josh catches his moonsault, hits snake eyes on him and lariats him for 2. Josh hits mounted shots on him.

Josh does a trapezius hold on him. Fac hits shots to the gut. JB misses a corner charge and Fac springboard kicks him. Fac spinning ddt's him.  

Fac ropewalk rider kicks him for 2. Father Bronson comes out. Fac spin kicks Josh in the gut and axe kicks him. Fac rope walks and dives on Bronson. He then pounds on him on the stage. Fac then tries to get in but Bronson holds his leg and Fac is counted out.

Thoughts: What we got was okay. Bronson cost Facade the American Title so him attacking him made sense, but he was dumb to blow a title shot over that. Fac did his flying and Josh beat him up and overpowered him here.

Josh throws Fac in the ring after that. Josh hits a razor's edge on him.  

The hosts talk about tonight's show. 

Choppa City talk to Russo. Atiba complains about Russo not thanking them for the show they ran a few weeks ago. He then complains about CoKane and James Storm getting a tag title shot. Russo says he put them in charge and they mocked him and made fun of him with the monitor and a wig. Russo says they aren't getting his tough love and says maybe they will get it tonight. He says you don't mock Vince Russo and says maybe they'll get it tonight.

Jeeves and EC3 arrive.

Mac Davis interviews The Dank Carnival and Violent J. They shill their product. The JWO come in. EC3 says it's his very first "World Order". The Clown's say they don't know Vito's 5th man for Goregames. J says they might find out tonight but does it really matter as they got this. They then chant "JWO".

Kerry Morton vs Mr. Happy

Caleb Konley is on commentary for this.

KM does Happy's dance. they go to test strentch and Happy turns it into a dance. Happy hugs KM. They high five each other. Happy boots him in the gut and drops him. Happy headbutts him and corner splashes him. 

Happy's throat is pulled over the top rope. Happy lariats KM. KM hits chops and dropkicks him. KM flying elbows him in the corner. KM is sent into the corner and goes upside down. Happy corner spears him and chops him. Kerry goes upside down into the corner again. 

Happy eye pokes him. Happy corner splashes him. KM top rope twisting crossbodies him for 2. Happy double axe handles him. Happy suplexes him. Jasmine St. Claire appears on the tron. She says she is about to burst with Happy's child and will hand the kid over to him. She says she will take every single penny he earns as child support. She then laughs. Happy is distracted and KM rolls him up. KM pins Happy.

Thoughts:
The logic made sense as did Jasmin costing Happy the match. It was hard to figure out who we were supposed to cheer for though as Happy was working like a monster and both guys are arguably faces now. It was average.

Kerry gives Mr. Happy his teddy bear after and Happy gives him a cigar. Kerry then raises Happy's hand.

Caleb Konley then comes in and hits Kerry and Happy with a baseball bat. 

The Orange Phantom does a video. He says he's coming, he's coming hard and is coming all over JCW. He says he's the second coming. He says he's been called a savior and says saviors can do miracles like walk on water. We then see him walking on fake water, swimming on land and flying.

Big Vito talks to Sally Boy. He says he hopes he learned something from last week. He says Sally needs to grow up. Sally says he learned that his uncle left him for dad. Vito says he was trying to teach him lessons about honor, respect and family. Vito says this has nothing to do with his father and says he's driving him crazy. Vito then hugs him and says he loves him while Sally looks mad. Vito then tells Vincenzo that they need to pick up "that guy".

Barnabas The Bizarre talks to The Outbreak. He says he is their master and they will obey what he says. He says no more drug addiction bullsh!t tonight. He says they will focus on the JCW Tag Titles while he takes care of their stepsister Danielle.

JCW Tag Titles - Choppa City (Bruce Wayans and Atiba) (c) vs James Storm and CoKane

Atiba does his chop taunt and Kane pulls cocaine out. Kane pours it on his arm and offers Atiba some. Atiba slaps it away and Kane gets mad. Kane hits punches on Atiba. Kane ducks a lariat and forearms him down. Storm 2nd rope double axe handles Atiba's arm.

Atiba takes a double back elbow and a knee drop for 2. Atiba jawbreakers Kane. Kane walks up the buckles and springboard diving hurricanrana's Bruce. BW russian legsweeps Kane. Atiba elbow drops Kane. Kane takes a double elbow drop for 2.

Atiba 2nd rope chops Kane in the crotch. BW 2nd rope chops Kane in the head. Atiba is caught coming off the buckles. Choppa City double chop Kane. Kane takes corner attacks. Bw is pulled over the top and Storm tags in. Storm hits punches on Atiba and atomic drops him.

Storm wind up punches Atiba. Storm enzugiri's Atiba from behind. Storm lariats Atiba, making him ddt his partner Bruce. Bruce is superkicked and Atiba is chokeslammed. MR. Anderson comes down and fights James Storm. They fight to th stage. Steven Flowe comes in. Kane blocks Flowe's guitar attack and Kane back body drops him over the top. Kane then topes Flowe outside. Kane and Storm are counted out and Choppa City win.

Thoughts: Kane did cocaine here and Choppa City hammed it up as usual. We sadly didn't get a clean finish here. What we got still had some entertainment to it and wasn't bad or anything but I'd have to say it was average.

Choppa City celebrate. Barnabas The Bizarre and The Outbreak come out. Barn introduces his team. The Outbreak come in, Choppa City go after them and The Outbreak drop them with spinning lariats. Atiba takes a top rope splash + neckbreaker combo. The Outbreak then pose with the JCW Tag Titles.

Dani Mo comes out with a black eye. The Outbreak go up to her and Dani walks to the back.

Barnabas looks for The Outbreak in the back and yells at a tech guy. He goes out to look for them.

Vito's crew talks. Vito says the guy they talked about earlier will be here. Mac Davis tries to talk to them. Vito says they can't tell him about the 5th member and says they are waiting for him now. Vito tells him to f*ck off. Vito then tells his crew the 5th man will come and they will take care of the JWO.

We see clips of past JCW episodes and they imply Episode 100 comes on 9/24.

Mac Davis interviews Big Al. Al says she was screwed out of her match with Dani Mo as Russo as mad at her. She says she will walk out JCW Women's champ and she doesn't care who her opponents are.

EC3 and Jeeves talk board games. Russo comes in. He says EC3 has never worked in JCW and he will never work here. He says he hates him being here in JCW. He says things won't work EC's way. Russo says EC paved the road and let's keep going down it as he will crash and burn on it. EC says he will be here for a long time and says to enjoy the show. Russo says he will die on that road. 

Jeeves does the intro for EC3.

Krule vs EC3

EC runs in and takes shots from Krule. Krule hits back elbows on him. Violent J is then announced as the special guest commentator. EC lariats Krule over the top rope. Krule trips EC and hits him outside. 

EC chops him inside and Krule facekicks him. Krule chokes EC on the ropes. Krule corner lariats EC. EC hits lariats on Krule. EC stunners him but Krule doesn't go down. EC thesz presses him. Big Vito comes out and throws the ref on the ramp. The ref then calls this off.

Thoughts: We didn't get much of this before the run in and what we got wasn't anything special. They didn't connect well on their strikes.

Vincenzo, Vito, Sally and Krule group up on EC3. They group stomp him. The JWO comes out. The JWO then come out and fight the heels. We get a big brawl in the ring. The JWO get the edge. 

Jasmin St. Claire comes out with Dijak. Dijak punches out 2 Tuff Tony and facekicks Willie. Dijak then double chokeslams The Brothers of Funstruction and spinning facekicks EC3. Jeeves comes in and hits Dijak. Jasmin slaps Jeeves and Dijak superkicks Jeeves. Dijak hits a GTH on Jeeves. Jasmin then shakes Vito's had and they say Dijak is Vito's 5th man at Goregames.

Vince Russo shakes hands with Brett Lauderdale and Nick Gage in the back.

Overall thoughts
: I thought it was a good show overall. The wrestling has gotten better and the storylines are usually decent. This show is now also always close to around 95 minutes long and that helps things out too. They did a nice job with the Goregames build here and made me want to see that. There's nothing must see here and the matches are really just secondary to the non-wrestling stuff though, so this isn't for everyone. I'd give it a 6 out of 10 overall and thought it was one of the better Lunacy episodes.

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