Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/9/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 90
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/07/juggalo-championship-wrestling-722026.html
Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.
Barnabas The Bizarre yells at The Outbreak. Jeff the ref is in line too. He says one of them could be the father of Jasmin St. Claire's baby. He says this nightmare won't end and says never again.
Vito walks past them and says he' not the father. He then threatens them. Mac Davis leaves the room and the ref asks if he hit it too. Mac says everyone gets a turn. The doc tells Barn to come in for his test and he says he can't be the father. Barn goes in for the test.
I will not be covering J-Rod vs Sonny Kiss. J-Rod won. Haley J came out and hit shots on J-Rod after and helped Sonny Kiss out.
Big Vito yells at Sally Boy in the back. He says him a stupid SOB and says he's dumb like his father. He says his father was an @sshole. Vito rips him more and tells him to wise up. He grabs him by the throat and kicks the camera man out.
Vince Russo, Caleb Konley and Father Bronson talk. Russo calls them two great champs and the future of JCW. He says this will be a main event someday but Bron has important business. He asks if he knows what a win over Josh Bishop means. He says it means he has catapulted himself to the top. He asks if Bron can take care of business for them. Bron says he can and is excited.
Joel Gertner walks in and Bron leaves. Russo says he heard about Joel's past and says he has a set of balls on him. He says Joel is determined to play a game with them. Joel asks if he wants to play a game and Russo says he has a bat. Joel says he's upset as Russo says he won't do business.
Joel says Russo isn't talking about business but money. Joel says he has everything he needs and he says his life is surrounded by big money. He says this is all about legacy. Russo tells him to worry about Father Bronson instead.
Joel says he just got back here and is the manager of champs already. He says WWE acknowledged him as one of the top 50 talkers in history. Russo asks if he wants him to acknowledge him then gives him the finger and says there's his acknowledgement. Joel tells the cameraman that Russo may think he's invincible and can't be denied. Joel says he can't be denied and Josh Bishop is invincible. He says his legacy and Caleb's fate will be sealed next week.
Steven Flowe vs The Purple Phantom
Steve has The Ring Rat with him and gives her the gold guitar her got, which is all duct taped up.
PP goes to take his cape off and struggles. Steve rolls him up for 2. Steve hits punches and chokes him with the cape. PP hits a big boot and gets his cape off. PP stomps on Steve and elbow drops him.
Steve boots him in the leg from behind and low basement dropkicks him. Steve elbow drops him with some theatrics for 2. PP boots him in the gut and pumphandles him into a ddt. PP hits chops and corner splashes. Steve tries to casadora roll him and he is package tombstoned for 2.
PP misses a boot in the corner. PP goes down and The Rat unties PP's shoes. Steve ties PP's boots together. Steve top rope crossbodies him. Steve then top rope elbow drops him and pins him.
Thoughts: Phantom lost as expected but this got some time to play out at least. It wasn't the best match ever as it had some silliness with Phantom getting his shoes tied together but it could have been worse.
We seemingly hear The JWO beating up Vincenzo in the locker room, but we only see the door.
CoKane is looking for Big Al in the back.
J-Rod and Sophia Rose are interviewed. J says they worked out their differences and fighting only makes them stronger. J says there's a lot of drama in the locker room. She says the only thing that is personal is bringing back the JCW Women's Title where it belongs.
#1 Contender's Match - Juggalo World Order (2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack) vs The Backseat Boyz (JP and Tommy Grayson)
Choppa City are on commentary for this and kick Mark Roberts out of commentary. Tommy has the long hair.
All 4 men fight to start. Mack chops JP in the corner and flying shoulders him. Tony foot chokes Tommy. Tony chops Tommy in the back and chest. Tony back body drops him. Tommy takes a double shoulderblock.
Mack fallaway slams Tommy. Mack hits punches on JP. Mack is crotched on the bottom rope on a failed bronco buster. Mack's crotch is pulled into the post for 2. Mack's legs are split. Tommy legdrops him in the gut for 2. The Boys hit a double back elbow and JP legdrops Mack for 2.
Mack takes a double team in the corner and a double bulldog. JP stomps Mack and front facelocks him. Mack takes a double ddt for 2. Mack hits a double lariat. Tony tags in and hits lariats on The Boyz. Tony hits punches on JP and slams Tommy. Mack bronco busters JP in the corner. Tony asai moonsaults Tommy. JP goes up top and is double thrown down. Big Vito and Sally Boy get on the ramp.
Tommy dropkicks Mack from behind and JP rolls up Tony with the tights to win.
Thoughts: It wasn't bad and they worked the usual tag match with the faces getting beaten up and making their comeback. I was surprised to see The Boyz win, but it wasn't a clean win here.
Vito beats Tony with a kendo stick after. Sally hits Mack with a baking sheet. Violent J just watches from ringside. J gets in and Vito threatens him with a kendo stick. Vito asks where Vincenzo is. Yabo comes on the ramp. Vito swings the stick at him.
Music hits and Ruffo comes in the ring. He hits Vito with a wet floor sign and spinning lariats Sally. Vito then gets hit in the face with the sign. Yabo then hits Vito with the sign. Sally Boy then gets knocked out of the ring. Vito is back body dropped out. Yabo and Ruffo stomp Sally and rip his shirt off. Violent J spray paints "JWO" on Sally.
The Backseat Boyz and The Purple Phantom are in line for their paternity test. JP says he thought Jasmin liked him. Phantom says they same. The Boyz offer a hug and give him middle fingers. Willie Mack comes out and sings "the kid is not my son". Cameraman Jeff then comes out. Jeff then says "two words for ya, birth control" to The Boyz.
The JWO, Yabo and Ruffo celebrate Ruffo being back. Mac Davis asks what happened to him during the time he was taken. He says they beat him and tortured him. He says he has toenails missing. He says they put his head in a vice. He says he knows it was Vincenzo and he will get his one day. Violent J says that day is now as Vincenzo is in the room behind them. Ruffo then heads in to beat up Vincenzo.
We see Dani Mo destroying Barnabas' car with a sledgehammer.
Barnabas is interviewed. Mac tells him Dani is destroying his car. Barn flips out and says he knew it. Barn asks if Dani thought he would just go away. He says his DNA is flowing through her body but says she didn't inherit his intellect. He says she chose this life and path and he will unleash a horde of horrors on her. He says he will drag her into the pits of hell and beyond.
The Purple Phantom asks Violent J for another chance and a do over. J says all he has done is make him and JCW look like fools in 2 different colors. J says the same thing happened that always happens - massive amounts of sucking. Phantom asks for a do over. J says there's no do overs in wrestling. Phantom asks why. J says...he doesn't know. J then agrees to a last chance.
The Purple Phantom comes out. He says "f*ck that cape". He says he came to rid JCW of evil and failed. He says Steven Flowe owes him a rematch and he wants it now. Steven Flowe then comes out. Steve asks if Phantom is kidding him. He says he has something even better and says he bet Phantom can't even beat The Ring Rat. Steve asks for a ref to come out.
The Purple Phantom vs The Ring Rat
The Rat low blows PP then kicks him in the crotch. The Rat hits a stunner and pins Phantom.
Thoughts: Oh things are not going well for the poor Purple Phantom...
CoKane hears someone begging for help. Big Al is handcuffed to something. She says she's gonna kill that b!tch (HoKane).
Blast from the Past
It's a JCW Tag Title Eliminator Match with The Headbangers vs Necro Butcher and Mad Man Pondo vs The Rock and Roll Express vs The Ring Rydas. The Ring Rydas beat The Headbangers in the end and win the tag titles.
Joel Gertner comes out with Josh Bishop and says the people are allergic to money. Father Bronson comes out and says the town come to get some good Red Love. Joel asks what Red Love is all about and thinks it's a foot fetish as Bronson is barefoot. Bron says he comes as pure as it comes. Bron says he had a dream that they would dance in a better place than Saginaw, Michigan. Bron says they should do this on a bigger stage which is TBD. Joel says when Josh fights him, it won't be TBD but 123. Bron accuses him of Joel calling him a chickensh!t. Joel says he didn't call him that. He says he was into Red Love and was going to ask him more about it, but he doesn't get the Red Love vibe. He says he sees a tail between his legs and says he flows with red fear. Bron says it's not true. He says he's not afraid of Josh and will show him the red line. Josh then stomps his bare foot.
Bron pulls a pipe out and hits Josh in the knee with it. Bron stomps Josh and chokes him with it. Bron then hits him in the head with the pipe.
Caleb Konley then comes out and hits Josh in the head with it. Caleb and Bron exit together and seem to be aligned now.
We go to HoKane in the back. She is looking for Big Al. Al bangs HoKane's head off a fence then off a box. Al chokes HoKane with a cord. Al says she will leave her with no breath left next time. Barnabas comes in. He says what they reject, he embraces. He then says "welcome to my family" to HoKane.
Overall thoughts: Nothing was awful wrestling wise of what I saw, but there was nothing here you'd want to go out and see. We didn't get a main event here which was disappointing. Non-wrestling wise, the storylines were good though as usual. The Jasmine St. Claire pregnancy stuff is fun. The Ring Rat is still losing. Vito's segments are always fine and The JWO is running wild. I'd give it a 6 out of 10 as the non-wrestling stuff worked out well and made for a fun show here. This also only went about 95 minutes which was much appreciated.

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