Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/2/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 89

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/2/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 89

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/06/juggalo-championship-wrestling-6252026.html

Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.

Big Vito yells at Sally and Vincenzo. Vito says they got Ruffo back and they didn't take the tags off the merchandise. Sally says he will take care of it. Vito slams him against the wall. He says he's been paying all the bills and doing everything and then Sally screws up. He says he's telling him to shut up for the last time and tells him his father didn't see the bullet coming either.

Violent J comes out to talk. J says things happen you don't expect in wrestling and you learn to expect the unexpected. He says that has happened in JCW and he brings out Jasmin St. Claire. Jas comes out.

Jas says she's 7 months pregnant and says there's a man in the locker room hiding who is responsible for this. She says someone lied to her and has a slow reaction. She says someone is trying to put a monkey wrench into her plans. She says it's J's job to figure out who the father is. She says she's not wasting her time or career raising a fat piece of sh!t kid. 

J says it's easier said than done and says almost the entire locker room has knocked her boots. J says if they need to get to the bottom of the rabbit hole between her legs, it will take extra help. He says he will need some serious help of a professional doctor he knows. J says it's Dr. Fadem.

Dr. Fadem comes out. Doc says he's here to conduct a thorough investigation to conduct who the father is of the little gremlin in Jas's belly. Doc says he's qualified as he's been working on J for years and says he has a nasty hemrroid in his anus. J says they aren't here for that.

Doc says Jas is beautiful on the surface but if her true self emerged, it would resemble Jaba the Slut. Doc says he will screen more than 50 potential candidates. He says they won't have results tonight but soon. He says the father can run but can't hide and should surrender now.

The commentators talk. Mark Roberts assumes it's nobody at the announcer's table and they should all be clear. 

HoKane is in the back praying to a CoKane shrine. 

Mac Davis interviews Barnabus the Bizarre. Barn says he hasn't fully processed what has happened last week. He says he hasn't seen Dani Mo in 25 years and calls her Danielle. Mac says that can't be right. Barn says he didn't know it was her. Barn says Dani Mo looks so much like her mother. Barn says he has more questions than anyone. He says there's only one person he wants to address and will do it in the ring tonight.

I am not reviewing Sonny Kiss vs Sophia Rose. Sonny won. Haley J celebrates with Sonny after.

Mac Davis is looking for someone in the bathroom and finds Big Al. He says HoKane has a CoKane shrine and thinks Al could be next. Mac says Al should check it out and she says she might just do that. 

Sally Boy and Vincenzo talk. Sally asks if he heard what Vito said about his dad. Vito comes in and tells Sally to stop complaining. he says all he does is moan. Sally says he's out of here and Vito says he's not. He tells him to grow up or get out. Sally says he's going to pee and asks if Vito wants to come. Vito yells at Vincenzo and says he will be on the first place to Sicily. He tells him to abort and go.

JCW Tag Titles - Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony (c) vs Choppa City (Bruce Wayans and Atiba)

Tony gives BW alcohol before the match. Tony tries to give him more. Tony then gives Mack, the DJ, the commentators and the cameraman some.

Tony and BW shake hands and hug. They trade chops for punches. BW goes down. Tony puts BW's bandana over his eyes and BW swats at the air. BW almost hits his partner then Tony punches BW down. Tony nails Atiba on the apron. BW double throat thrusts Tony. Tony's head is banged off the buckles.

Atiba hits chops on Tony in the corner. Tony evades a 2nd rope chop and tags out. Mack comes in and cleans house. Mack hits corner splashes. Mack bronco busters BW in the corner. Tony running double lariats Choppa City. Tony slams Atiba then slams BW next to him. Tony asai moonsaults both together.

Mack top rope splashes BW. The Backseat Boys come out. Tommy Grayson gets in the ring. He hits Mack in the gut with a crowbar then nails Tony in the head with it. BW pins Tony. Choppa City win the tag titles.

Thoughts: This is one of the problems with Vince Russo's booking. Titles change hands a lot. There might have been a time for Choppa City to win the titles, but it was down the line, not here and not this way. JCW also has a small tag division and with the rate they have title matches, the belts are going to change hands a lot. The match wasn't super serious and was mostly Choppa City doing chops. It was more about entertainment than match quality and it had some charm to it, but most would not call this great. 

Tony and Mack talk to Choppa City after. Choppa City seems not to really know what happened. They make peace.

Vince Russo and Joel Gertner talk. Russo says the check is in the mail. Joel wants to talk about the cash offer Russo gave him. He says he will have to pass on the offer. Russo says they had a gentleman's agreement. Joel says when you have money, you realize there's more to the world than money. Joel says Josh Bishop is set on having both titles in JCW. Russo says he's no Paul Heyman and says if you mess with him, you better think twice about it. Russo says Josh will play tonight if he wants to play games. He says to make sure Josh is ready.

Big Al and CoKane talk. Al tells CoKane that HoKane has a made a basement shrine to him. Al says she will get to the bottom of this as CoKane is crazy and someone needs to take her out.

We get a video on the Barnabas/Dani Mo saga.

Barnabas The Bizarre comes out. He says he was forced years ago to make a difficult decision. He says it affected him and someone near. He says you never escape karma. He says he never expected the dealer to be his own flesh and blood. He says him and Dani need to talk this out right now and asks Dani Mo to come out.

Dani Mo comes out. She says she waited 25 years to stand here in front of him. Dani says he dipped in the middle of the night and left his 5 year old daughter alone so he could follow his dreams. Dani asks how he could do that to his daughter. 

Barn says Dani's mom Barbara was an amazing human being who he loved more than life itself. Barn says Dani's mom died giving birth to her. He says he did his best until she was 5. Dani said all of this brought her back here today. Dani says she is worthy and Barn made her feel like a piece of sh!t who was worth nothing.

Barn apologizes. Dani asks if he's really sorry. Dani says he wasn't there and it's her turn to make his life miserable. Dani says he's a deadbeat dad. Barn take the mic away and says enough. Barn says he tried to take her on the road with him but she was a brat and he knew it wouldn't work. He says the worst part is that he lost the love of his life due to her. He says he would have begged Barbara to have an abortion if he knew things would turn out like this. He says Barbara would turn in her grave if she knew her daughter grew up to be a selfish b!tch.

Barn says if she wants to play games, it's time she is introduced to the real Barnabas. Barn says he said if he found the dealer, he'd make their lives a living hell. He tells Dani "welcome to purgatory". He says he did what was best for him and what's best for him is eliminating her from JCW. Barn says let the games begin.

The commentators talk.

We go to DNA Testing in the back. Steven Flowe, Matt Cross and Atiba are in line and questioning their choices. Jeeves comes out and is cleared. He thanks God. Sewacide comes out and looks at people. Bruce Wayans comes out and is cleared. The doc calls Flowe, Cross and Atiba in.

Josh Bishop and Joel Gertner come out. Joel says Violet J and Vince Russo get a lot of flack. He says he's not a 50% owner of JCW yet and isn't afraid to say that there is something holding JCW back from its rightful potential. He says it's the fans. He says the people are why JCW can't have nice things.

Joel says the fans complained about the new building and says get used to the changes that are coming. He asks how people who are allergic to money can appreciate big money? 

Handicap Match - Future Endeavored (Matt Cross and Shane Mercer) vs Josh Bishop

Caleb Konley is on commentary for this. Shane backs up Josh in the corner and Josh is double teamed there. Shane chokes Josh with a shirt. Matt hits punches on Josh. Josh bangs Shane's head off the rails. Matt pump kicks Josh. Matt is crotched on the rail and Josh is pushed into the rails. Josh is backdropped on the apron. 

Shane punches Josh in the ring. Shane chokes Josh on the ropes and slams him. Matt standing moonsaults Josh. Shane fallaway slams Josh. Josh takes chops in the corner. Josh hits chops and forearms on Shane. Matt step up enzugiri's Josh.

Matt rebound cutters Josh. Josh takes a release suplex and Shane gets a 2 count on Josh. Josh punches both and facekicks Matt down.  Josh running lariats both opponents. Josh boots the ref on accident when Shane puts the ref in the way. Josh takes a pump kick + german.

Caleb Konley gets in the ring. He tries to hit Josh with the title but Josh avoids it. Jos hits Shane and Matt with the two JCW titles. Josh pins Matt.

Thoughts: It wasn't that good. Josh isn't exactly a face and handicap matches generally aren't too exciting.

Big Vito yells at someone in the back behind a door. Sally Boy locks Vito in the room with Vincenzo and leaves. Vito says Sally is finished.

Blast from the Past

We get clips of a ladder match between The Ring Rydas vs The Haters. The Ryders pin The Haters. The Nigerian Nightmares get involved and attack The Rydas. One of the Nightmares does a top rope moonsault on them. The Haters get rid of The Haters then double team The Haters. They then leave with the tag titles. I would have liked to have seen this as it looked wild.

Vince Russo says he wonders if it would be easier to work in an insane asylum then to run JCW. Russo then goes up to Jeeves and complains about him being there. Russo asks what he's doing here. Jeeves says he's here doing stuff on EC3's behalf and Violent J's behalf. Jeeves says he doesn't have time for this and says EC3 will be back. Russo says he can't wait and calls him a mark.

Sally Boy comes out to talk. He says he's the pride of the Luciano family. He says he will make Vito proud. He says he wants to kick Joey 2 Times'/Yabo's @ss and tells him to come out. Yabo comes out and lariats him into the ring. Yabo hits mounted shots. Yabo lariats him. We see Big Vito and Vincenzo escape the locked room.

Vito and Vincenzo then pound on Yabo. Vito lariats him down then hits mounted shots. Vito grabs handcuffs. The JWO of Violent J, Mack and Tony come out and beat up Vito's crew. Vito is handcuffed to the ropes and Tony pounds on Vito. Mack low blows Vincenzo. J punches Vito while he's handcuffed. J's crew beats up Vincenzo in the aisle.

Vincenzo is sent into a rollaway door and is beaten up in the crowd. Vincenzo's head is banged off the bar top. They then walk out of view and we cut away.

Big Al goes up to HoKane and her shrine. She pulls a headcover off of her. HoKane shoves some kind of towel in Al's mouth. Al is unconscious and out. The show then ends.

Overall thoughts: It was the usual JCW show for the most part. The wrestling wasn't anything too special. The angles though can be fun and help make the show watchable. The Jasmin St. Clair pregnancy story is amusing and I'm interested to see where the Dani Mo/Barnabas story goes. I refused to watch the opener. I didn't like Choppa City winning the tag titles as that should have been saved for a later date when there was some build to it. That match had some entertaining moments though. The handicap match wasn't that interesting and honestly, the Blast from the Past match seemed like it would have been the best thing on here had we seen it in full. There was no real main event on this one. I'd give it a 5 out of 10 as it needed a bit more quality wrestling and there was nothing must see here. It was average.