Juggalo Championship Wrestling 6/4/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 85
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/05/juggalo-championship-wrestling-5282026.html
Mark Roberts and Joe Dombrowski are on commentary.
Big Vito talks to Vince Russo in the back. He says he's back. Russo says he's back and he delivered. He says Vito wanted CoKane and The Outbreak and he delivered. He says Vito's buddies can fight Mack and Tony in a JCW Tag Title match. Vito says he owes him a favor and has a surprise for him.
Thoughts: I don't know what this was about. Vito was mad at Russo for screwing him out of the match for ownership of JCW and now he's cool with him again.
The commentators talk about tonight's show.
Dani Mo comes out to talk. She says people are wondering why she's doing some of the things she did lately. She says she saw the JCW Women's Title in the grass and says possession is 9/10th's of the law. She says it's hers now. She says the JCW Women's Title is only a piece of her story and has been building for decades.
J-Rod comes out. J say she didn't win the title, she stole it. She says f*ck the law as she's coming out to assault her. J gets in the ring and boots her. J hits corner spears on her. Dani bands J's head off the buckles. Dani boots her in the head then hits shots on her outside. J sends her into the rails.
Dani high kicks her form the crowd and they fight there. Dani stands on a chair and takes her down on the floor. J's head is banged off a bar table then Dani's head is as well. Dani sent into seats. Dani is thrown back over the rail.
J misses a charge and goes into the rail. J spinebusters her in the ring. J spears her. Sophia Rose comes out and split-stunners J. Rose then heads to the back. Dani then leaves and takes the JCW Women's Title with her.
Vince talks to Vito's crew in the back. Yabo begs Vince for help in finding his brother. Vito says that's it. Russo says he can't explain this to Violent J. Russo says this is too much. Vito says this is his business in here and tells Russo to handle Violent J. Vito threatens Yabo and says if he does what he did last week again, he will never see his brother again. Vito tells Sally Boy to get a U-Haul truck. Vito threatens Yabo more and leaves.
Mac Davis interviews himself, as he's the special ref for Bronson vs Facade. He says Facade can be a champ or a b!tch tonight.
Father Bronson gives roses to the fans. He says the fans came out to get themselves some good Red Love. He says everyone here has one thing in common - mediocrity. He says to boo your neighbor instead of him. Bronson says people go home and lie to themselves and their family when they say everything is okay. He says nothing will be okay as they are stupid and filthy jiggaloos and jiggalettes.
Mac Davis gets on the mic and says this will be an I Quit match.
JCW American Title - I Quit Match - Special Ref: Mac Davis - Facade (c) vs Father Bronson
Fac hits a flurry of shots on Bron then hits kicks. Fac asai moonsaults him. Fac hits shots on him outside. Bron is crotched on the rail. Fac then jumps off the rail and kicks him. Bron clubs him outside and rakes his back.
Bron chest clubs Fac and bangs his head off the apron edge. Fac is backdropped on the apron. Bron lariats him in the ring. Bron hits knees to the gut and belly to belly overhead suplexes him. Bron overhead suplexes him. Mac tries to get Fac to quit.
Fac suplexes him. Bron hits mounted shots and chokes him. Fac asai moonsaults him. Fac back elbows him out of the corner then boots him out of the corner. Bron misses a corner charge and Fac springboard enzugiri's him. Fac goes up top and Mac Davis tries to count him out for going up top. Fac chops Bron.
Face boots Bron away then hits elbows to the back of the neck. Fac grounded dragon sleepers him. Mac isn't looking to see if Bron wants to quit. Bron knocks Fac to the ramp. Bron back rakes him and stomps him on the stage. They fight on the ramp and Fac's back is bleeding.
Fac trips him on the ramp then PK's him there. Fac does a straightjacket choke submission on Bron but Mac isn't looking at Bron. Fac yells at Mac. Fac pulls Bron's throat down over the top rope.
Fac runs the ramp and goes to walk up the ropes but Mac trips Fac on the ropes. Fac knocks Bron off the buckles. Fac rope walk rider kicks him, jumping right over Mac. Fac does a straightjacket on Bron but Mac isn't paying attention. The crowd chants, "f*ck this ref". Fac pokes Mac and Mac shoves him. Fac shoves Mac down.
Fac grabs a chair. He puts the chair around Bron's neck and chokes him with it. Mac says he's not going to ask him sh!t. Fac and Mac argue and battle over the chair. Fac shoves him over with the chair. Mac chairs Fac. Bron then texas cloverleafs Fac. Mac asks Fac if he quits. Fac is out and Mac lifts up his hands 3 times. Mac then calls for the bell. Father Bronson wins.
Thoughts: It was a total screwjob here with Facade having no real path to victory here. This should continue the feud with Mac for sure. I liked the chair choke Fac did and Mac's shenanigans kept things interesting. Red hasn't been bad at all so far and it's nice to see him get rewarded for it. It's a shame they didn't have more room to work with here though to maybe fight outside. This was acceptable.
Violent J talks to Willie Mack. He says tonight is personal. He says to hurt both of his opponents tonight and make sure they leave on a stretcher. Russo comes in and asks who is leaving on a stretcher. Russo asks if he's going chicken hunting like he did for Matt Cross last week. Russo says he told him Cross wasn't responsible. J says Russo's ownership of JCW has been a violent and bloody reign. J says Russo should worry about who Caleb Konley's "opponents" are. Russo gets mad that he will be facing multiple people. Russo tells him he should watch his back tonight. J asks what it means.
Four Weeks Of Hell Match #3 - Caleb Konley vs. The Pimp And Gimp Connection (Human Tornado & Zach Gowen)
Russo is on commentary and is flipping out over this.
Cal is cornered and is ducking shots. HT hits chops on Cal. Cal takes a leg and elbow drop. Cal takes a standing swanton. Zack chops Cal outside then HT hits Cal on the outside. Cal blocks a slingshot sunset flip. Cal backdrops and flatliners HT for 2.
Zack gets a 2 count on Cal for 2. Kerry Morton comes to the commentary table. Cal jawbreakers Zack. Russo leaves the table when Kerry comes in . Cal stomps Zack and foot chokes HT. Cross and Haste are brought out and they grab Zack. They end up fighting.
HT kicks on Cal in the corner. Cal eye rakes HT. HT spinning enzugiri's him for 2. Zack dropkicks Cal in the corner. HT boots Cal in the corner. Zack moonsaults Cal off the buckles for 2. Cal trips Zack. Cal low blows Zack and cradles him for 2.
HT backhands his partner on accident. Cal burning hammers HT and pins him.
Thoughts: This was pretty dumb. Cal's the heel and Violent J, the face, is making him fight 2 people to get revenge on him. J doesn't pick The Monster Corporation, he picks a comedic face in Human Tornado and the guy with one leg to take Cal down. It made no sense. I don't know who or what I was supposed to cheer for here and this didn't work. The stipulation also meant this wouldn't be great.
Violent J separates Facade and Bronson in the back as they argue and fight. Mac Davis is there too. J says what Mac did was BS and he can't screw Facade. J says he's giving Facade the title back. Facade threatens Mac and then says Bronson will never get a title shot.
Thoughts: A promoter returning a title is a pretty rare thing. The best outcome here would have been J holding the title up and having Bronson/Facade do a rematch.
Sally Boy is with a giant truck outside and helps it park.
The Ring Rat goes up to Steven Flowe in the back. Steve tells her to get away and says she hasn't done anything. Steve says she's off the VIP list. She changes his mind. He says she has one more shot and if she blows it, she goes back to the Nickleback tour bus.
JCW World Heavyweight Title Match - CoKane (c) vs. Steven Flowe
Big Al comes out and is handcuffed to The Ring Rat.
Kane hits lariats on him when he gets in. Kane flips off the ropes and hits snake eyes on him. Kane rebound facekicks him. Steve boots Kane in the corner. Steve boots him in the corner.
Steve buckshots over him. Steve 2nd rope whisper in the wind's him for 2. Steve foot chokes Kane on the ropes. Kane is eye raked. He chokeslams the ref on accident. Steve hits Kane with his guitar and breaks it over his head.
The Ring Rat is given the keys. Al drops her with a shot. Kane spinning backdrops Steve. Al helps Kane chokeslam Steve and Kane pins him.
Thoughts: It was alright enough with Big Al getting involved. I'm not sure why Al is really helping out Kane since her issue was with The Ring Rate. I guess they could get another Flowe/Kane match out of this but it's clear Flowe can't beat Kane.
HoKane gets mad after when Al and CoKane hug.
Violent J is on the phone in the back. Someone comes up to him and says the truck with all the merch is gone. J says there has to be a camera.
I won't be covering the Breyer Wellington match.
We get a Ring Rat music video.
Mac Davis interviews The Backseat Boyz. Tommy talks about getting injured at a JCW vs GCW show and said JCW didn't send them even a Faygo over it. Tommy says they attacked Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony. JP says Backseat is back and justified.
The BackSeat Boyz (JP Grayson & Tommy Grayson) vs. Choppa City (Atiba & Bruce Wayans) vs Future Endeavored (Matt Cross and Shane Haste)
The Boyz take double teams to start. JP takes a fallaway slam from Shane. Choppa City chop Cross and Shane then they get sent into each other. Cross enzugiri's Bruce then Shane release suplexes Bruce. Shane takes a samoan drop + 2nd rope flipping neckbreaker. Atiba takes a stunner into a killswitch for 2.
Cross punches The Boyz. Cross is hit with a hart attack then held for a legdrop and basement dropkick. Shane double backdrops The Boys. Tommy takes a top rope double stomp into a death valley driver. Bruce is belly to belly suplexed over the top by Shane. Shane 2nd rope fallaway slams Atiba. Kerry Morton comes out and hits Shane and Cross with a street sign.
Shane chases Kerry to the back. Atiba is superkicked. Bruce double backhands The Boyz. Choppa City superkicks The Boyz. JP is lifted for a top rope diving bulldog. Choppa City pick up the pin.
Thoughts: It didn't get a lot of time but it was your usual 3-way. Bruce took a big bump to the outside off a belly to belly suplex. It was fast paced and The Boyz brought their double teams as usual. Thankfully, Shane and Cross didn't lose clean.
Violent J reviews video camera footage in the back. We see Yabo kicking boxes around and getting mad as he thinks Vito is making him do this and doesn't know it's JCW merch.
Vito's crew talks in the back. Vito says Yabo is back with the family and isn't a clown like his brother. Yabo asks where his brother is. Vito says he will see him in time. Yabo spits in Vito's face. Vito then drops Yabo with a hard slap. Vito says to lock him up and throws handcuffs at him.
Joel Gertner comes out. He doesn't want to do his usual lines but then does anyway. He rants about various things and says someone is coming. He won't say who. He says he's not Elvis but the sh!t that killed Elvis. He still doesn't say who the mystery person is though but says the mystery guy is coming next week.
JCW World Tag Team Title Match - 2 Tuff Tony & Willie Mack (c) vs. Luciano Family Enterprises (Sally Boy & Vincenzo)
All 4 fight to start. Tony lariats Vin. Vin takes a double shoulderblock down. Mack slaps Vin. Vin eye rakes him. Sal facekicks Mack and clubs on him. Sal boots Mack in the gut. Sal boots him out of the corner. Sal is caught off the 2nd rope and Mack exploders him.
Sal mises a corner splash. Mack slaps him. Sal takes a double back body drop. Tony germans Sal then snapmares him. Sal high kicks Tony then stomps on him. Vito hits Tony from the outside. Vin punches Tony down for 2.
Tony takes a double boot and is thrown down backwards. Sal chinlocks Tony. Sal knees Tony in the gut for 2. Tony hits a double flying lariat. Mack tags in and drops the heels. Mack pop-up forearms Sal. We get a tower of doom spot where Mack goes down.
Violent J comes out. Vito goes up top him and they fight on the stage. They both go to the back. Sal pretends Tony hit him with a kendo stick and the ref DQ's Tony.
Thoughts: The finish was stupid. There's no rules half the time in JCW and people can do anything, yet there was a DQ here. There's no consistency and it makes no sense. The match was acceptable otherwise as Tony and Mack did the underdog face routine while the heels did their thing. It was one of the smarter Tony and Mack matches.
Sal punches the ref out after. Vin stomps the ref.
We see a drug dealer giving The Outbreak drugs after.
Overall thoughts: It was a longer show at over 2 hours. Russo and Vito are back to being friends again after Russo screwed him. Dani Mo has stolen J-Rod's title again. The I-Quit match was a clown show as expected with Mac Davis being biased and helping Bronson win. Violent J later overturned the decision. I hated the Caleb Konley handicap match. CoKane/Flowe was alright enough. The 3-way tag didn't really get enough time but they did the best they could with the time given. Joel Gertner came out again but told us we have to wait until next week to find out who his mystery guy is. The main had a dumb finish as the faces were DQ'd while others haven't been lately for doing similar things.
I didn't like this show that much. Russo's booking always starts well but then starts going downhill permanently after due to things not making sense and it really feels like we are getting close to that point. I'd give this a 4 out of 10 and I thought it was below average. The wrestling was better than usual though.

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