Thursday, June 11, 2026

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 6/11/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 86

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 6/11/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 86

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/06/juggalo-championship-wrestling-642026.html

Joe Dombrowski and Mark Roberts are on commentary. 

We see Jeeves and EC3 arriving in a car. 

Vince Russo comes out to talk. Russo says the fans have no idea what he's talking about when he talks about Italian New Yorkers. He says they don't represent the honor and respect like them. Russo then calls out Big Vito.

Big Vito comes out. Russo said they had a rough few months and it was tough love. Russo says they are a family and blood is thicker than water. Vito agrees and says let's shake. They then hug. Russo asks EC3 and Jeeves to come out. 

They come out. EC says this is about family and Jeeves is his family. EC says Russo hit Jeeves with a bat. EC says he will rip Russo's d!ck off and shove it down his throat. Russo says this is everything he was talking about to Violent J. He says EC will live up to the main event tonight after spending 3 weeks in Canada. Russo says EC left Jeeves by himself so his blood is on EC's hands.

Russo says EC will make up for his 3 weeks off. He says he will be in 3 matches tonight and says good luck. 

The commentators talk and run down the show. 

Joel Gertner comes out. Joel says he's been a juggalo since 1997. Joel sits down with the announcers. He says he was riding with the office after a show a few weeks ago. He talks about eating wings in record time at a restaurant. He says he's now officially the ICP Chicken Huntin' Champion. Joel says his mystery man isn't just coming anymore but has come. Joel then leaves.

J-Rod vs Sophia Rose

Dani Mo is on commentary for this and she has J-Rod's JCW Women's Title

J chops up Rose. Rose superkicks her and step up knees her in the corner. Rose casadora bulldogs her. Rose is caught off the 2nd rope and J fallaway slams her. J hits corner spears. J backdrops her for 2. J lifts her and Rose hits a backcracker off of it. Rose top rope moonsaults her for 2.

J goes out and grabs brass knucks. Rose pulls on her and J hits her with the knucks and pins her.

Thoughts: It was a short one and not much else. They hit their moves, no one botched anything and it was over before they could accomplish too much.

Dani Mo runs after and J chases her.

The Outbreak and Barnabus talk in the back. Barn says he figured out who the drug dealer was and says the mystery will be revealed. He says this addiction will come to an end before the end of the show.

Vince Russo and Violent J talk in the back. J complains to Russo about doing business with Vito again. He asks what is wrong with him. Russo says he's cleaning up J's EC3 mess that he created. J says they haven't seen Ruffo the Clown in over a month and don't know if he's dead or alive. He says that's because of Russo and Vito. Russo tells J to take it up with Vito.

Father Bronson talks before his match. He says he sees a bunch of people that want some Red Love. He says he's referring to people who haven't stepped into a gym in some time. He says they have a legend named "The Batman" here who makes Faygo hotdogs. He says The Batman is poisoning them with Faygo while they are overweight. Bron says he forgives the people though and gives the ref a rose to give to EC3.

EC3 vs Father Bronson

Bron hits EC and clubs on him. Bron sleepers him and EC throws him off. EC lariats him and bangs his head off the buckles. Russo chops him down. EC corner lariats him and flying back elbows him. EC suplexes him.

Bron trips him into a leglock. Bron boots him in the corner then wraps EC's leg around the bottom rope. Bron bangs EC's leg off the post. EC hits chops. Bron kneebreakers him. Bron toe hold's him and bangs his leg off the mat.

EC jawbreakers him. EC boots him away then lariats and back elbows him. EC thesz presses him. Bron pulls EC's throat over the top rope and springboard flying knees him for 2. EC holds him like a ddt and throws him down backwards.

The wrestlers go out and a Red Love video plays on the tron. They both end up getting counted.

Thoughts:
Bron mostly worked the leg here and EC got some of his signature moves in before we had the abrupt double countout finish. It wasn't anything too special and the finish didn't help.

Sally Boy talks to Yabo in the back and does Godfather quotes. Yabo says he's no godfather. Sally tells him to kiss his brass ring. Vito comes in and asks what he's doing. He says all Sally does is f*ck up since he's got here. He tells him to stop being a jerk off and tells him to give him his ring back. He says Yabo better smarten up too or he will get f*cked up more next time. He then yells at Vincenzo for not keeping Sally in line. Someone knocks on the door and Vito asks who the f*ck is that.

We go to break and return. Violent J goes into Vito's room. J asks Vito where the keys are to Yabo's handcuffs. J says he knows he can flatten Sally's @ss. J asks for Vito's handcuff keys. Vito says he's not getting sh!t. J tells Yabo he will be back and Vito tells him he'll take 2 Big Mac's on his way.

Barnabus and The Outbreak talk. Barnabus says the dealer wore a blue hoodie and it has to be one of the boys. He says once he finds it, the mystery ends. Barn says it's time to inspect the locker room and find that hoodie.

Kerry Morton vs Shane Mercer

They lock up and SM shoves him down twice. Kerry flips off of him as he bends over and armdrags him into an armlock. SM wristlocks him. Kerry rolls out and SM takes him down by the wrist. Kerry knees him in the gut.

SM release suplexes him. SM elbow drops him. SM fallaway slams him then chops him down. SM foot chokes him. SM slams him and chinlocks him. SM spinning sleepers him and grounds him with it. 

Kerry elbows out of the sleeper and jawbreakers him. SM gorilla presses him but Kerry hits a spinning ddt out of it. Kerry hits punches and dropkicks him. Kerry flying back elbows him. SM swinging backbreakers him for 2. 

They fight on the buckles. KM gets down, kicks him and powerbombs him. KM pump kicks him and pins him.

Thoughts: It wasn't bad. They had the logic right with Kerry having to be the underdog here and be crafty with Shane. He did a bunch of counters and pulled it off. I was fine with this one.

Big Al tells CoKane in the back that if he ever needs help with The Ring Rat again, give her a call.

Sally Boy shows up behind Al and asks if he can help her. He hits on her and she hits him. She tells him to get lost. Sally says he likes it and says he likes it when they do it rough. Violent J shows up behind Sally. He says he prefers when they are easy, like Sally. He then drops Sally with a kendo stick shot to the head.

Vito talks to Vincenzo and Yabo in the back. He asks where Sally Boy is. Vin doesn't know and is told to go find him. Vito says Yabo did a great job on the heist last week. He says he needs him to ride with the team.

Luigi Primo walks in. He says he watched gangster movies and is ready to be a made guy. Vito says "fabuloso". He says if he can do something for him, he will think about him. He tells Primo to watch Yabo. Yabo asks Primo for help in finding his brother. Primo says he can't as he's gonna be a made man. Yabo tells him he's a joke to them and Primo says he's no joke.  

Handicap Match - Choppa City (Bruce Wayans and Akiba) vs EC3

Atiba does a "chop" chant. He locks up with EC. Atiba chops him. Bruce chops him and Atiba tags back in. EC chops Atiba. Atiba shoulders him over. EC hiptosses him and Bruce. Choppa City double team double chop EC down.

Choppa City chop on EC together. Bruce chops EC off the buckles and russian legsweeps him. Atiba 2nd rope double axe handles EC in the gut. Atiba chops EC and armlocks him. EC TKO's Atiba.

EC takes a double elbow drop for 2. Atiba chinlocks EC. EC jawbreakers him. Atiba jawbreakers him. EC lariats Atiba and back elbows him. EC holds him like a ddt and throws him down backwards. EC back body drops Atiba. Bruce hits Atiba chop EC. EC takes a spinebuster into an elbow drop. The Backseat Boyz come down and distract Choppa City. Bruce tries to chop EC, EC gets a chair up to block it and hits a headlock driver on Bruce to win.

Thoughts: It was mostly all chops from Choppa City here. I liked the finish with EC blocking a chop with a chair. Choppa City beat The Backseats last week and they came out for revenge here. The match was about average but Choppa City really does try to add flair to everything they do and made it somewhat watchable.

The Backseasts beat up Choppa City after. Atiba is double stomped on then he takes a t-gimmick.

Caleb Konley and Russo talk in the back. Cal says what's going on is BS and he should be champ. Russo says Violent J has nothing left for him. He says Cal went through 3 weeks of hell and he came out strong. Russo says it ends tonight and then they pay his game which is Caleb vs CoKane for the JCW Title. He says he needs to skate by tonight and CoKane is next.

Barnabus and The Outbreak are looking through lockers in the back. The zombies spray themselves with some kind of powder and Barn yells at them. Barn then opens a locker and find the blue hoodie he was looking for. 

4 Weeks of Hell Match #4 - Caleb Konley vs Kruel

Kruel is cancelled right now for getting wrestling banned form a venue and for twitter comments on something I don't even want to mention. Vince Russo is on commentary for this. 

Kruel misses a charge and Cal hits some shots. Kruel shoulders him over. Kruel facekicks him off the apron. Cal is caught on tope and thrown into the rails. Cal superkicks him from the apron. Kruel slams him on the apron.

Cal chops him on the apron. Kruel pulls him down back first on the apron. Cal back elbows him out of the corner. Kruel catches him off the 2nd rope then fallaway slams him. Kruel corner lariats him then back elbows him. Cal hits superkicks. Cal tornado ddt's him for 2.

Cal misses a double jump moonsault. Kruel hits sitout chokeslam for 2. Cal burning hammers him and pins him.

Thoughts:
Kruel taking that burning hammer was pretty wild. He looked like he got dumped right on his head. They did fine with this. Kruel used his size against him some and Cal wasn't bad as the underdog. I'm glad this leads to Caleb getting a title shot as he kind of deserves it after surviving the 4 Weeks of Hell.

Vincenzo finds Sally Boy down in the back. Sally says Violent J did this to him and Vincenzo laughs. He says he can't wait to tell Vito. Sally begs him not to tell Vito and Vin says he really is a f*ck up.

Blast from the Past

This week's match is Twinkie Hop vs Butterbean. Hop slaps him then gets knocked out with one punch. Eugene comes out and cutters Bean. Eugene then runs.

Vito talks to his crew and Yabo in the back. Vito asks if Sally is sick. Sally says 5 guys beat him up. Vito says he saw Vinny picking him up and says he got jacked up by Ronald McDonald. Vito says they make him sick and he's tired of picking up their pieces. Vito tells Yabo to shut up and listen. He tells Yabo to shut up Violent J next week or he won't see his brother.

EC3 gets in the ring for his match. Joel Gertner comes out. He says tonight is the night and he who comes has come. Joel talks about his time in TNA. He says they stopped using him and he asked Jerry Jarrett how he can get back into TNA. Jerry told him "time". He says it's been 25 years and his time has come. He brings out "Big Money" Josh Bishop. Josh has a older version of the JCW Title with him.

EC3 vs Josh Bishop

EC hits JB as he enters. JB chops him in the corner and clubs on him. EC boots him out of the corner and JB fallaway slams him. Josh drops him with punches. 

Josh chokes him on the ropes with his leg. JB corner lariats him a few times. JB backdrops him. JB headbutts and chops him. EC chops back and JB drops him with a chop. EC jawbreakers him and hits punches. 

JB hits snake eyes on him and running boots him. Jeeves gets on the apron and JB throws him in. EC grabs a chair outside. JB chokeslams Jeeves. EC hits JB with a chair several times. Caleb Konley comes down and chairs EC. JB hits a powerbomb on him and pins him.

Thoughts: It was average. Josh is always a confusing guy to me. He looks good. He wrestles fine enough and yet nobody in the big leagues is interested. Josh's offense looked good here and he came across as intense. Caleb coming out should continue things with Russo and Violent J. 

JB poses with the old JCW Title after.

Mac Davis is trying to interview someone in the bathroom. He runs into Big Al and wants to talk about Dani Mo. Al says f*ck her and Mac. She asks why he is in the women's bathroom and calls him a pervert. She splashes him with water and says he needs to get out.

Al then runs into HoKane as she goes to leave. Al says fans aren't allowed in the back. HoKane won't let her past her. Ho throws her into the walls. She says "he's mine", which refers to CoKane.

Barnabus and The Outbreak talk. Barn says he smells a scent on the hoodie and says he hasn't smelled it in years. He says it can't be that person and says please tell him it can't be true.

Overall thoughts: The wrestling was average but nothing was bad and that's a bit of an upgrade. The non-wrestling stuff was entertaining as usual. Josh Bishop was a worthy surprise and I'd be happy to see him more. The stuff with the Outbreak is always good. I liked the stuff with Vito and I'd say Caleb vs Kruel was the best match here. A fair bit of wrestlers were missing here but that tends to happen with their taping schedule. I'd give the show a 6 out of 10 as the non-wrestling stuff carried this. This show was also about 30 minutes shorter than other JCW shows lately and that helped things.

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