Juggalo Championship Wrestling 10/1/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 101
Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/09/juggalo-championship-wrestling-9242026.html
Joe Dombrowski and Mark Roberts are on commentary.
Jasmin St. Claire is screaming in the back. She says she's having the baby. Violent J, 2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack in come in. J asks what they do. Tony says they need hot water and towels. J tells Mack he needs to grab tongs. Dr. Fadem is called in. Fadem says he specializes in hemorrhoids and is a family doctor. He grabs some pills he has, Jas takes them and he tells her they are for hemorrhoids. She then spits them out. Jas then takes Tony's alcohol and tony says she's not supposed to drink when she's pregnant. J says, "I have no idea what to do".
Kerry Morton comes out for his final JCW appearance. He says Violent J allowed him to come out once more and say his goodbyes. He talks about Russo putting him through 3 weeks of hell. He says he made it through the 3 weeks but was one second late in the final match. He says he stands in this ring unemployed.
He says since he's unemployed, he will expose Vince Russo. He says he will get wild. Caleb Konley comes out. Caleb says he won't expose anything. He says Kerry is good in the ring but one is a better politician and @ss kisser. He says Kerry had 5 minutes and couldn't get the job done.
Caleb tells him to say his goodbyes and get out of the ring. Kerry calls him a b!tch boy. Caleb says he's wearing custom made clothes and the fans and office love him. Kerry says Caleb is the JCW champ and says some people might applaud him. He says Caleb is officially "Mr. JCW" now. He says he will turn his back to him. He says Caleb knows he will never be Kerry Morton and will always be 2nd place to him. Kerry tells him to have fun. Caleb tries to hit him with the belt but is booted and takes a pumping knee to the side of the head. Kerry then says on the mic that this chapter of his life may have closed, but he's the author and he can gets to write what he does next.
Thoughts: This was a good segment and once of Kerry's best mic performances.
The commentators talk about the show. HoKane has been suspended indefinitely for bringing a hatchet to the ring last week.
Mack Davis and Mosh Pit Mike have trapped bigfoot in a shark cage. Mike says his plan will make him a legend and a billionaire. Mike says he will train Bigfoot to be the world's greatest wrestler and they will be the greatest tag team in the world. Mike says they will be called "Hairy Pits". Mike says he needs him just to listen to him and said he made him custom gear (a fanny pack). Bigfoot grabs both of them and puts the fanny pack on. Bigfoot likes the fanny pack and Mike says it's the first sign that he will be a great wrestler. He says he will put acorns, peanuts and a hint of tree bark in the fanny pack.
Vincenzo talks to Sally Boy in the back. He says he doesn't want to do this but J made the match. He says he loves him like a son but he's drinking Faygo and with the juggalettes. Sal says this is about revenge and his father. Vinny says Vito isn't here and it's just him. Sal says Vito killed his dad and he'll see him out there.
Violent J, Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony are in doctor's costumes and trying to help Jasmine deliver the baby. J says she's in good hands and they will deliver the baby. J tells her to spread her legs open far and wide. She does, there's loud sounds and Tony loses his hat. The Outbreak then appear and winds blow. J says everything is under control. J tells her to hang on and not do anything until they come back.
Italian Street Fight - Sally Boy vs Vincenzo
Vin runs at him and double axe handles him. He hits a big forearm and bangs his head off the buckles. Vin boots and foot chokes him. Sal hits lariats and dropkicks him. Sal corner splashes him.
Sal comes off the top and is hit in the gut with a kendo stick. Vin canes him in the back and suplexes him with the stick up in Sal's crotch.
Vin chokes him on the ropes and clubs his back. Vin chokes Sal with his own shirt. Vin chops Sal down. Sal hits punches and Vin back elbows him. Vin slams him. Sal enzugiri's him/pele kicks him. Sal dropkicks him into the corner. Vin lariats Sal down.
Sal spinning hedscissors Sal into a chair between the buckles. Sal chairs Vin and dropkicks a chair into his face . Sal then pins him.
Thoughts: It was an alright bout here. They used a few weapons and both guys did their heel and face roles fine.
Mack Davis interviews Caleb Konley. Caleb says he's going to the hot tub to relax as this place drives him crazy. Mack says he has a title match vs Father Bronson tonight and Caleb has forgotten. Caleb says he's had it up to here with him and Mack says, "tough sh1t".
Jasmine St. Clair is still delivering the baby. J pulls out a football between her legs. He tells Mack to go long and throws it at her. Jas then pushes out a "Sir Mixalot" record. Jas then shoots out Haley J's dog Stormy. Jas then shoots out a baby. Jas says to get that thing out of here. Tony says they did it. Jas throws her umbilical cord at Tony, Tony is disgusted and The Outbreak try to eat the cord.
Dani Mo comes out. She says she put her title on the line vs Big Al and they had a hell of a match until HoKane took Al out. She says HoKane is now suspended. Dani tells Big Al to come see her when she's healed. She says she came to fight and challenges anyone to come out. J-Rod comes out.
J-Rod grabs the kendo stick from the last match as she gets in. Mad Man Pondo then comes out. He says he doesn't think the ref can handle it and he will be the ref. Pondo says if J wants him to be a ref, he will be the ref in JCW. He says he's not only the ref but an enforcer and says it makes him his boos. He tells the ref to vacate the ring or vacate his teeth.
Dani Mo vs J-Rod
J comes at her with the kendo stick. Dani boots her in the gut and hits forearms. J misses a corner charge. Dani hits forearms and kicks her in the shoulder. Dani PK's her. Dani handstands in the corner, gets caught and hits a ddt off of it for 2.
Dani back elbows her out of the corner. J pulls her down from the 2nd rope. J hits Dani with a kendo stick then chokes her with it. Dani is hit with snake eyes and J running back elbows her out of the ring.
J is kicked over the 2nd rope. Dani chops and kicks her while she's between the ropes. Dani headkicks her. Dani top rope crossbodies her for 2. J samoan drops her. J exposes a turnbuckle and J gets sent into it a few times. J grabs brass knucks and hits her with it. J goes for the pin and Haley J stops Pondo from counting. Haley pounds on J and chases her around. They then run to the back and J is counted out.
Thoughts: It was average for the most part. Their hit their stuff clean but the work wasn't anything special and we had a countout.
Dani yells at Pondo after. Pondo throws her down and yells at her. 2 refs stop Pondo. Pondo attacks them and hits one of them in the head with his stop sign.
Krule has roses in the back. He then pushes the camera man away.
Mack Davis interviews Violent J. J tells him he stinks (from Bigfoot) and Mack tells him to wash his hand too. Mad Man Pondo comes in and says he loves this ref thing. J says Pondo hasn't been an official but has been kicking @ss out there. He says he gave him his ref shirt to show younger officials the way. He says all Pondo has been showing hem is @ss kicking. He tells him to get it together or he'll be on the employment line. J says no more chances. J then tells Mack to take a shower.
Krule vs Painful Paul
Krule hits punches on Paul and shoves him over the top by the throat. Krule sends him into the post. Paul sends Krule into the post. Paul is thrown over the ramp. Paul facekicks Krule and sends him into a pillar. Paul is then sent into the pillar. They go up into the bar area and fight. Krule is sent into a bar stand.
Paul and Krule hit each other with drinks. Krule is sent into a rail and a camera man. Paul's head is banged off a table and the bar stand. Krule is sent into the bar stand then he is whipped into the exit doors. They fight outside and the match is called off.
Thoughts: It was just a quick brawl here with them quickly going out. This is leading somewhere and we'll see where it goes.
We go to break and return. Krule and Paul are fighting outside. Krule is sent into rails. Paul is then sent into one. They go into the parking lot and fight. Paul is sent into the back of a car.
A ref is grabbing water in the back. Pondo throws the water in his face and asks what was that. The ref says they weren't listening to him so he threw it out. Pondo says he doesn't put up with anything and says he shouldn't either. The ref says Pondo is a deathmatch legend and he's not paid enough to be disrespected like that. Pondo hits him with a stop sign and stomps him. He says, "How about now? Do they pay you enough now?".
Violent J is cooling down in the back. He is given papers by someone and told he has been served. J then reads the papers and yells, "F*ck".
Mack Davis interviews Father Bronson. Bron tells him he smells terrible and tells him to get out of his face. Bron says Kerry Morton's dad just had a birthday and turned 70. He wonders how disgusted he must feel about Kerry having to leave his boots in the ring and make an @ss of himself. He says he wants Kerry to feel having something taken from him and not have it handed to him. He says his title isn't on the line but Caleb's is tonight. He says Kerry can refer to him as a double champ when it's all said and done and tells him to watch closely.
The hosts talk.
JCW Lunacy Title - Caleb Konley (c) vs Father Bronson
Cal wristlocks him to start. Bron side headlocks him. Bron takes him over and hits mounted shots. Joel Gertner comes onto commentary and Josh Bishop comes out with him. Cal runs into Josh on the ramp and backs off.
Bron boots Cal and sends him shoulder first into the post. Bron rolls up Cal for 2. Bron hits euros and belly to belly overhead suplexes him. Bron bends over, is booted and takes a neckbreaker or 2.
Cal goes up to Josh again and backs off. Cal eye rakes Bron and chops him. Cal kicks Bron in the back. Cal hits mounted corner shots on Bron. Cal foot chokes him. Cal messes up and up and over backcracker for 2.
Cal sits on his back and pulls on his hair. Bron powerbombs him. Bron death valley drivers him. Bron springboards and is superkicked in mid-air. Cal walks up the ramp and tells Josh Bishop to get out of the way. EC3 grabs Cal and bangs his head off the commentary table. We are told it's a no contest.
Thoughts: The finish was not good here and the match wasn't that great either. I was hoping Bron would throat Caleb around more here. At least the finish happened for a reason.
EC bangs Cal's head off the post and the commentary table again. Josh Bishop then powerbombs Cal through the commentary table.
Violent J checks out the papers he was served in the back. He is asked what the papers are. J says himself, JCW and The ICP are being sued for several million dollars.
Overall thoughts: Storyline wise, it was one of JCW's best episodes. The stuff with Jasmine was hilarious as was the stuff with Bigfoot. Kerry Morton had a good farewell segment too. I was fine with Sally/Vincenzo. Dani/J-Rod was average. Krule/Paul was more to set up their program than to solve anything. The main had a weak finish and the match wasn't as good as I had hoped. I'd give it a 7 out of 10 as I really enjoyed the non-wrestling stuff here but if it wasn't for that, it'd be like a 5 out of 10.. The show also went short at 1 hour and 17 minutes which helped speed things along and made it more watchable. I thought it was a good show.

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