Juggalo Championship Wrestling 2/19/2026 Lunacy Episode 71

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 2/19/2026 Lunacy Episode 71

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/02/juggalo-championship-wrestling-2122026.html

Veda Scott and Joe Dombrowski are on commentary.  

Big Vito comes out to talk. Vito says it's great to be him tonight. Vito tells the fans to wipe the paint off their faces then go out, come in and pay $5. He says Faygo is not for sale tonight. He says Vince Russo had to leave for a family emergency. Vito says he's in charge tonight.

Vito goes to read off his paper and the crowd chants, "you can't read". Vito promises to kick the sh!t out of all of them. Vito says he will give Kerry Morton a chance of a lifetime against a man he can't stand. He says this guy snorts illegal substances and says his name is CoKane. He says if Kerry can beat CoKane, he will get his CoKane's title shot, compliments of the Luciano Enterprise. Vito asks the crowd how they like that for someone who can't read? 

Vito says he has evidence to ruin Ruffo and Yabo's lives. He then brings them out. Yabo and Ruffo come out. Vito say he has something belongs to them and gives them back their wallets that he took. He said he took their ID's and knows who they are. He says he took their credit cards too. Vito says they can do this the easy way or the hard way. He says they either come work for him or he ruins their lives. 

Ruffo says they will not be blackmailed by a bald-headed paizan named Vito. Ruffo says they won't do things the easy way or the hard way, they will do things the fun way. Yabo says this is JCW and they do clown sh!t here. Vito tries to hit them from behind but is caught. Mickie Knuckles and PCO then hit The Clown's. Ruffo takes a low blow. They stomp The Clown's and Vito asks for a little more. Vito then pays them and says we will have ourselves a party. Vito says we will do this the hard way to The Clown's.

CoKane's JCW Title shot is on the line - CoKane vs Kerry Morton

They both pose and do taunts to start. KM knees him in the gut and hits corner spears. KM back body drops him. KM chokes him on the ropes. Kane susnet flips him for 2. KM knees him in the gut and slams him for 2. KM chokes him with his leg.

KM chinlocks him. Kane hits shots to the gut and is thrown hard into the buckles. Kane's head is banged off the buckles. KM is headbutted off the buckles. Kane top rope diving lariats him. Kane is down and kips up. Kane hits punches then spinning backdrops him. Kane throws cocaine on himself.

KM slides out. Someone in a bandana beats up KM outside for the DQ. It turns out to be Matt Cross after security breaks it up.

Thoughts: What we go up to the DQ was acceptable but sadly we didn't get a finish here. Kane needs to cash-in his title shot already before he loses it. 

Alice Crowley yells at Big Vito in his office. Al asks what's up with Russo? Vito says Russo's wife got hurt at work and is in the hospital. Al asks if she's okay and Vito says she got what she wanted and Russo isn't here. Vito tells her to go back to social media, stick it up her @ss and get out of his office.

We get a video saying JCW needs cleansed and needs a hero. The Green Phantom says he's that hero. He says he's here to save everyone.

Big Vito is using an ATM in the back. Kerry Morton throws a trash can and yells "bullsh!t". Kerry says he's losing his mind. Vito asks what happened. Kerry says Matt Cross is what happened. He says Russo set up Matt to come after him. Kerry says he likes Vito and trusts him. Vito says he and Russo do their business in certain ways. Vito says if he's a business man and is coming to him, he will see what he can do. Vito tells him to have a cream soda, relax and don't get in any trouble.

Caleb Konley vs Hunter Grey

HG throws him into the corner and hits shots to the gut. HG misses a corner crossbody. CK stomps him and hits mounted shots. CK chokes him on the ropes with his leg. CK kicks him in the leg and dragon screws him. CK low sliding lariats him for 2.

CK pounds on him. HG headbutts him in the chest. CK baseball slides him in the leg and double stomps his back for 2. CK foot chokes him in the corner. HG bites CK's foot. CK clubs HG's back. HG hulks up and bangs his own head off the buckles. HB hits polish hammers on him then does a reverse AA. HG misses a senton.

CK PK's him. CK ripcord uraken's him and backdrops him for 2. HG headbutts him form the apron. HG hurts his ankle on a springboard. CK double jump moonsaults him and pins him.

Thoughts: It was a shorter bout and it was fine. CK was a decent heel here. Grey was kind of channeling The Ultimate Warrior on his hulk up and come back.

Choppa City argue in the back. They say they've been begging for an opportunity then they just took out one of the biggest teams in JCW. They ask what they are thinking. They say they came here to chop suckas. They talk about chopping zombies and the one said he chopped one in 1997 who may be the same zombie. The one says it'll be choptastic and says let's go chop these suckas. 

J-Rod goes up to Alice Crowley and asks what she will do in the street fight tonight to stakck the odds against her. Alice says it'll be a competitive match for her and she won't stack the odds against her.

Choppa City sees Barnabus of The Outbreak. They say he's the brains of The Outbreak. They say if they chop off the brains, all they will have are arms and legs flailing around. The one says they need to handle this.

We go to break and return. Choppa City is beating up Barnabus. They tie him to a rail. The Outbreak then come in and send them away. Barnabus says Choppa City must be sacrificed and says to tear their souls apart.

Choppa City (Bruce Wayans and and Atiba) vs The Outbreak (Abel Booker and Jacksyn Crowley)

The Zombies hit The Choppa's as they enter. They lariat one of them into the ring. The Outbreak do not have Barnabus with them. The Zombies hit a lariat on Atiba. Bruce takes a double lariat. The Zombies pound and tear at Bruce. Atiba is then flapjacked onto Bruce. The Zomies pile them on each other and pound on them. 

We hear a scream and The Outbreak head to the back. Choppa City wins via DQ.

Thoughts: It wasn't so much of a match but I liked the story of The Outbreak being more dangerous without Barnabus managing them.

We go to break and return. Choppa City is down in the back. Bruce tells Atiba no more ideas. Bruce says they got jumped by 16 ideas and blames Atiba for the horrrible idea. Bruce asks what happened. Atiba asks what he's talking about and Bruce starts talking about 1997. Bruce says it'll be alright and he's sorry.

Street Fight - J-Rod vs Dani Mo

They are in alley of the building outside. They pound on each other. Rod is sent into a dumpster. Dani hits her with a trash can and puts the can on her head. Dani boots the can. Rod throws the trash can at her. Dani is dropped face first on a dumpster. Rod slams the dumpster lid on her and sends her into a fence. 

Rod misses a charge and goes into a fence. Rod catches Dani's crossbody then slams her on a box. Rod misses a splash on a box. Dani bangs Rod's head off the box. Dani picks her up and nails the ref with Rod's feet. Rod takes an AA on a box.

Rod boots Dani then powerbombs her on a cart with stuff on it. Haley J and Amazing Maria then jump Rod with Dani. Dani then pins Rod while Rod is burrito'd in a carpet.

Thoughts: It was a short street fight here with them legit fighting in an alley for this. I liked this and it was something we don't normally see. This also furthers the Haley/Rod story.

Dani, Maria and Haley all stomp Rod after while she's wrapped up in the carpet. 

Big Vito talks to Mickie Knuckles in the back. He says she looks good. Mickie says she owes him a dessert. Vito's hand is near her crotch. Vito says he feels pressured and Mickie tells him to saddle up. Mickie says she wants his cream filled cannoli and grabs him by the crotch. She is then told she's up next and says she has to go.

We see clips of an old match between Breyer Wellington vs Matt Hart vs Johnny TV from 2012. Johnny ends up winning with starship pain on Breyer.

J-Rod is upset in the bathroom and comes out. Alice Crowley walks near. J-Rod says she was looking for her and says she was supposed to stack the match in her favor. They shove each other and Al is sent into the walls a few times and goes down. J-Rod tells her that next time, she knows better.

Funhouse Rules Match - The Brothers of Funstruction (Ruffo the Clown and Yabo the Clown) vs The Lucciano Family Enterprise (Mickie Knuckles and PCO)

MK and PCO are allowed use weapons but Yabo and Ruffo can't.

The four trade forearms. Ruffo hits punches on MK then pumping knees her out. Yabo chops PCO with his tie. Ruffo does the same. MK bites Yabo's hand. PCO uses a kendo stick on The Clown's. MK hits Yabo with a one-way sign. Ruffo is choked with a kendo stick and hit with the sign. Yabo is then hit with the sign. 

MK bites Ruffo in the face. Ruffo is tripped into an open chair. Yabo's face is banged off a chair then PCO chokeslams him onto it. MK misses a corner hip attack and is pump kicked. Yabo 2nd rope diving lariats PCO. Ruffo is thrown an Incredible Hulk fist and a rubber chicken. The ref tells them they can't use the weapons.

MK chairs Yabo. Ruffo punches through the chair with the hulk fist. PCO then chairs Ruffo. Yabo is back body dropped onto Ruffo. PCO top rope moonsaults Ruffo and pins him.

Thoughts: It was short and to the point. It was almost all weapons shots here and PCO's team got the win. What we got was acceptable enough.

Big Vito comes out and claps for PCO and MK.

We go to break and return. Big Vito is hyped for his team winning. He goes in a limo and says the camera man is coming out with him for dinner, dancing and a jacuzzi full of naked women. Jasmine St. Clair then pops up behind Vito in the car and kisses him. She asks if he missed her. She says she told him not to f*ck with her. She says he doesn't get away. Vito tells her to stay away. Vito tries to get out but is locked in. Mr. Happy and Kongo Kong surround the car and Vito says she set him up. Vito has the driver roll down the window and it's Violent J. J says he'll be his chauffeur and that means he's f*cked. Happy and Kongo then seemingly attack Vito as we cut away.

Overall thoughts: The show was pretty similar to last few weeks - shorter matches that are straight to the point and lots of storylines playing out in various segment following the matches. I really find this show hard to put down once it gets going and there's always a lot going on. The ending to this one was really good with Jasmine St. Claire getting her revenge on Big Vito. I thought the stuff with Choppa City and Vito/Knuckles was a lot of fun too. I'd give this show a 6 out of 10 and I thought it was good. As always, if you are looking for 5 star matches, this isn't it. But if you want a more storyline based show along with the craziness of ICP, this one is for you.