Juggalo Championship Wrestling 2/12/2026 Lunacy Episode 70

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 2/12/2026 Lunacy Episode 70

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/02/juggalo-championship-wrestling-252026.html

Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary. 

Vince Russo comes out to talk. Vince says he loves that there's a mic in his hand and that you will never know what he will say or do. He says he loves that nobody can stop him. He promises us something we won't see on the other shows. He calls out two people who will be the refs for tonight. 

He brings out the refs and says they are locals from Albuquerque. He says he went into the locker room when he showed up today and said he smelled the putrid smell of vomit. He says that means someone puked, someone didn't wash their gear or Vader is in the house. He says there was no puke, no dirty gear and Vader is dead. He says he saw them. 

He says they are suppose to be representatives of JCW. He says they look like they don't bathe and says they look like Cheech and Chong. He says they are supposed to represent him and the company. Russo says they are fired after tonight and tells them to get out and hit the showers.

He says now all about Mr. Anderson, the new JCW champ. Mr. Anderson comes out. Russo says there as a small problem with what happened after his match last week. He says James Storm will be out for a couple of months. He says we won't have the old Mr. Anderson, who was a troublemaker and caused problems for people. He says he was an @sshole when they worked together in TNA. 

Russo says he wasn't in charge then but is in charge now. He says we won't have that behavior now and need some changes in attitude. Anderson tells the fans to shut the f*ck up. Russo says there's a code of ethics. He says Ken doesn't dress like a champ and complains about him using the f-word. He says everything Ken does is a reflection on him. He says Ken needs to clean up his act and be championship material.

Ken says he had a previous boss who wouldn't let him do the stuff he wanted to do and his name happened to be Vince (McMahon). Russo says he doesn't need to be corporate but needs to fall in line. Ken tells him he's not doing any of that sh!t ever. Russo says that's fine but says he's the boss. Ken says he's not as long as he has the title. Ken then leaves.

The commentators talk then Vince Russo interrupts. He says he will never come back to this sh!thole.

The commentators then run down the card.

Big Vito talks to The Brothers of Funstruction. He says they are always clowning around and he's tired of them. Vito says he wants to have fun tonight but says to drop the bomb when you need to drop the bomb.

Ninja Mack vs Mosh Pit Mike

Mike is dressed up like a football player today.

Mike shoves him off the lock-up. Mike charges at him and rams him into the buckles. A fan throws Mike a football and he tackles Mack over. Mack hits shots on Mike. Mack comes off the 2nd rope and is booted in mid-air. Mike misses an elbow drop off the ropes. 

Mack hits shots in the corner then running euros him. Mack misses a phoenix splash off the buckles. Facade comes out. Mike canadian destroyers Mack and pins him.

Thoughts: It was short and nothing too special. Facade came out, Mack got distracted and Mike picked up the win. Facade and Mack have been battling lately so this will continue that program. 

Vince Russo hypes up Kaleb Conway and says they are on their way to get the JCW Title now. Russo says he has to beat CoKane and get the title shot. He says he got the job done.

Kerry Morton comes in. He asks if Russo is The Chosen One like Jeff Jarrett was Russo. Kerry says they both know he's Mr. JCW and he runs this b!tch. Russo says he's delusional. Kerry picks up the phone. He is told the problem isn't with Russo, it's with someone else. That person says they are waiting outside. Kerry say he will take care of Matt Cross and come after them. Russo says he can get on who killed JFK after.

Amazing Maria vs J-Rod

J poses on the ropes and is pulled down. Maria boots her twice and back elbows her. J's head is banged off the buckles and she takes a running back elbow. Maria is dropped face first on the buckles. 

J hits forearms and chops in the corner. J facekicks her for 2. J side slams her for 2. J pulls Maria's arms back. Maria superkicks her. J samoan drops her. J hits a big spear and wins.

Thoughts: It was another shorter bout. What we got was fine, but we didn't get a lot of it. J won which should continue the feud with Haley J.

Jasmine St. Clair tells her crew that this is war and says Vito and PCO can't make fools of them. She says she wants Mickie Knuckles' blood on her hands. She says to spread their name with the way of pain.

J-Rod and Alice Crowley talk. J wants a match with Dani Mo. She says she likes what Alice is doing around here and reminds her of herself. She says money is power and Alice has the money so she has the power. She asks if she will get her the match but Alice doesn't respond.

CoKane's Title Shot is on the Line - CoKane vs Caleb Konley

Kerry Morton is on commentary for this.

Caleb boots Kane as he tries to enter. Caleb slams him on the ramp. He asks if Kerry likes that. Kane's head is banged off the apron. Kane is backdropped on the rail. Kane pulls his throat down over the top rope then topes him. 

Kane hits a top rope swanton. Caleb pulls him down backwards and sentons him. Caleb hits forearms then stomps him. Caleb russian legsweeps him. Caleb chinlocks him. Kane hits shots to the gut and facekicks him. Kane throws cocaine on himself while on the 2nd rope. Caleb superkicks him and Kane superkicks him back.

They trade shots. Caleb hits a spinning punch then lariats him down. Kerry Morton gets in the ring. He pumping knees Caleb and causes the DQ.

Thoughts: It was an average to acceptable match for the most part with a DQ finish. Kerry interfered which will continue this thing he has going on with Russo and Caleb.

Matt Cross comes in and hits shots on Kerry. Kerry fires back. Matt hits a TKO on the knee. Matt double stomps Kerry's back from the top and pump kicks him. Matt then standing moonsaults him. Kerry then goes out and runs.

Coach's Corner

Jonathan Coachman says he wants to address one of the biggest weaknesses in JCW - the use of stupid gimmicks. He names The Outbreak and says they are so mentally challenged that they identify as zombies. He says the thing that is so bizarre about their manager Barnabus is his mouth. He says they kidnapped Big Vito to get what they wanted and threatened to eat Vince Russo. He says The Outbreak slept their way through training and are finding out the hard way that it takes more than a stupid gimmick to become champ in JCW.

JCW World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match - The Brothers Of Funstruction (Ruffo The Clown & Yabo The Clown) (c) vs. The Outbreak (Abel Booker & Jacksyn Crowley)

Barnabus The Bizarre does the intro for his team as usual. 

BoF attack The Outbreak in the corner to start. The Outbreak are it with a leg lariat in the corner. BoF try to climb out and get stopped. A Clown takes a top rope russian legsweep. A Clown is thrown into the cage then the other is thrown into  the cage. The Clown's hit stereo back elbows to the gut and punches. The Outbreaker are sent into the cage but they rebound and hit stereo lariats.

Abel (stripes) is stopped by Ruffo (white and orange shirt) while climbing the cage. Ruffo is crotched up top. Ruffo then crotches Abel with him. Abel's head is banged off the cage. Yabo and Jack fight near the top of the cage. They punch each other up there. Yabo hits him with his tie on the top rope. 

Jack is hit with a balloon with powder in it. Barnarbus pulls on Yabo's leg. Abel knocks over Ruffo. Ruffo takes a neckbreaker + splash from the top of the cage. 2 wrestlers come in and drag The BoF out. They then attack The Outbreak too. The Brothers of Funstruction win.

Thoughts: It's a shame we didn't get a clean finish here. What we got was alright but sadly we didn't get any blood. 

The 2 new wrestlers (Choppa City - Bruce Wayans and Atiba) attack The Outbreak and celebrate. The Outbreak do the spider walk and The Brothers lock Choppa City in the cage. Choppa City then climbs out and runs. One of them gets on the mic and says they are on the house. They say the C in JCW stands for Chop. Barnabus screams and says, "no more f*cking games".

Big Vito tells Mickie Knuckles and PCO that they gotta beat The Monster Corp and stomp them and take charge. Mickie says her and Vito have tension between each other. She says they gotta talk about an extra incentive in desert after and pulls Vito towards her like she wants to kiss him.

We get clips of a 2011 JWO vs New Age Outlaws match. The JWO end up winning. 

Big Vito gets on the mic before his teams match. He tells everyone to wipe the clown paint off their faces as they are jack@sses in Albuquerque. He says they have no balls and says let the match begin.

St. Claire Monster Corporation (Kongo Kong & Mr. Happy) vs. Luciano Family Enterprises (Mickie Knuckles & PCO)

Jasmine St. Claire is with her crew and Big Vito is with MK and PCO.

The four pair off. Kong and PCO trade in the corner. MK rubs Happy's face in her chest. Happy then does it to her. MK headbutts him in the gut and bites him in his lower parts. MK corner hip attacks him. Jas trips PCO with a kendo stick. Kong splashes PCO from behind on the ropes.

Kong corner splashes PCO then Happy corner splashes PCO. Happy takes a double suplex and MK breaks the pin up. PCO hits a double lariat. MK gets on Kong's back with a sleeper. PCO lariats Happy. MK and Kongo go outside with the sleeper. PCO chokeslams Happy.

PCO sitout moonsaults Happy off the top. MK holds down Happy and PCO barely hits a top rope moonsault to win on Happy.

Thoughts: It was quick and all brawling as expected here. PCO's really gotta stop doing the top rope moonsault as he's not getting enough air. I thought this worked as a freak show type of match that didn't overstay it's welcome.

PCO chokeslams Happy after. Jasmine leaves with her crew and Mickie kisses Big Vito. 

Vito hears the song and sees the ICP logo after. Vito gets upset.

Overall thoughts: It was pretty similar to the other episodes. It's a very easy show to get through, it's never really boring and something is always happening. They also just make you want to see what happens next. You aren't going to great matches but the matches are enough to get the point across of whatever story they are doing. I liked the show though there was nothing great here. I'd give it a 6 out of 10.