Thursday, July 23, 2026

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/23/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 92

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/23/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 92

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/07/juggalo-championship-wrestling-7162026.html

Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary. 

Choppa City talks in the back after last week's show. Atiba is hyped up and Vince Russo walks in. Atiba says he doesn't know what Bruce Wayne did and he's sorry. Russo says he made them proud. He says he brought them over from Rocky Mountain Pro and now they are here. Russo says he will give them a bone or a treat. He says he won't be at next week's show and asks them to book the show. Russo says if Bruce screws up, it'll be on Atiba's head. Bruce tells Russo he needs a bat and Russo says he doesn't need a bat. Atiba says he needs Russo's Giants jersey. Russo says he needs it dry cleaned and says he doesn't want Bruce wearing it. Bruce asks if Russo is pregnant like Jasmine St. Clair. Russo asks if he's talking about his belly and tells Bruce "salad bar". Russo tells Atiba not to let Bruce screw up.

Big Vito and Sally Boy come out. Vito does his usual lines and tells the fans to wipe the facepaint off. Vito says there's no one that can kick his @ss or Sally's @ss in this building tonight. He says he hopes the fans have nightmares and diarrhea for the rest of the evening.

Vito says Vincenzo had an accident and isn't here with them, only in spirit. Vito asks for the fans to cheer for Sally for showing loyalty to Vito. Vito says The Brothers of Funstruction aren't here tonight. Vito says they can't stand The JWO and says he can smell them from the ring.

The JWO of Violent J, Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony come out. J says he's tired of hearing Vito talk. He says Vito and Sally got stomped out last week and they don't look too tough without Vincenzo. J says 3 doofuses is tougher than 2 idiots. J says he's tired of Vito's mouth and calls Tony and Mack on them. Tony and Mack attack. 

They all fight outside and go into the crowd. Vito clubs Mack there.  Sally is put in a chair and Vito crossbodies him against a wall, breaking the wall. Vito bangs Mack's head off a pole. Tony lets the fans chop Sally. Mack's head is banged off a wall. Tony pounds on Vito. 

Sally is hit with a trash can. Vito sends tony into the wall. Tony chases Vito down with a woman in a wheelchair. The woman puts her foot up and Mack rams her into Sally with a boot. Vito lariats Tony. 

Vito takes a double back body drop in the ring then a double punch from The JWO. Sally takes a big spear from Mack. Vito pulls Sally away and they head to the back. Violent J celebrates with the faces.

Thoughts:
It wasn't an actual match but it was a fun little fight with them breaking a wall and using people in wheelchairs as weapons.

Kerry Morton talks while outside. He says he's not supposed to be here and is supposed to be in India. He says he became friends with the office that is in charge tonight. He then walks by a dumpster and says he didn't know Russo was supposed to be here tonight. Kerry says he has a lot to get off plate and says his vacation ended early. 

The JWO celebrates in the back. Choppa City come in and celebrate too. Bruce says The Luciano Family asked for that and they gave them in. Bruce says they are running the show tonight and got a show set up. J tells Bruce that he's the other half of this control. Bruce says Choppa City will face 2 unknown people, Mack and Tony face The Backseat Boyz in a bacardi on a pole match. Atiba says Kerry Morton will take on Mr. Happy. Bruce says it'll be Krule vs Josh Bishop too. J says Choppa City did a fantastic job. J says he's the one who is really running sh!t though. J tells them not to f*ck it up tonight. J says if Atiba f*cks up, its Bruce's fault and if Bruce f*cks up, it's Atiba's fault.

Kerry Morton vs Mr. Happy

They lock up. KM goes up and over him then Happy shoulders him over. Happy shoulders him over again when KM tries to shoulder him. KM then shoulders Happy over. KM hits punches on Happy. KM is thrown out. Happy goes for a dive and KM hits him. KM chokes Happy on the ropes. 

KM boots Happy then 619's him. Happy corner splashes KM then spinning heel kicks him. Happy splashes KM for 2. Happy hits corner spears then a corner splash. KM 2nd rope twisting crossbodies him for 2. KM hits punches on Happy then hits a flying shot on him. Jasmine St. Clair comes out. She distracts Happy and says Happy will take care of the kid on his own if it's his. Jasmine says she's too busy to take care of it. KM flying pumping knees Happy and pins him.

Thoughts: It was a little slower and not as exciting as it should have been. The end didn't help either. This wasn't that good. 

Choppa City talks in the back and Bruce is excited about being in charge. Big Vito and Sally Boy come in. Vito said Russo made the dumbest mistake of his life in putting Choppa City in charge. Vito says they should have done their job and done something during the brawl earlier. Atiba says Vito needs to be more professional. Vito says to go f*ck yourself. He tells them to stay out of his way or he will put them in a dumpster. 

We go to break and return. Bruce talks about being tag champs and says they had to sneak in here 2 months ago. Russo calls in via a webcam and says not to make them look stupid. Choppa City says he doesn't look stupid (the webcam has a toupee and his Giants shirt on under it). Russo tells them not to do anything they wouldn't do if he was sitting there in front of them. Atiba says they got it under control and Bruce makes the call disconnect.

JCW Tag Titles - Choppa City (Bruce Wayans and Atiba) (c) vs Malcolm Monroe III and The Purple Phantom

PP is thrown out then Monroe is double hiptossed and double chopped on. PP double lariats Choppa City then chops them. PP corner splashes both and bangs their heads together. Monroe sweeps Atiba and hits forearms. Monroe pumping knees Atiba in the corner. PP wants tagged in and argues with Monroe about it. PP tags himself in.  PP takes flapjack + facebuster and is pinned.

Thoughts
: It was basically a short one and not much of note. No one looked that good here in this. Choppa City won as expected.

The Outbreak and Barnabas The Bizarre do a promo. Barn says everyone in JCW wants to play games. He says he will make Dani Mo's life a living hell and shows us HoKane.

Purple Phantom talks to a photo of Russo on the monitor. Phantom says he's been sucking balls and says the real hero JCW needs is his twin brother, The Orange Phantom. Phantom says he will go to Japan and let the real hero take over. He thanks Vince for the opportunity. 

Choppa City come in and ask Phantom what he's doing. Phantom says he came to say goodbye and says to check on Russo as he's on silent mode. Choppa City laughs when he leaves. 

Mac Davis interviews Kerry Morton. Kerry says he was in India and was supposed to stay there. He says he missed the Lunacy fans. Mac says Russo will be p!ssed that he's here. Kerry says this place doesn't give a sh!t as to what Russo thinks. He says Russo can kiss his shoes. He says he wants Caleb Konley to know that this is the beginning and he will be JCW champ.

Barnabas and The Outbreak do a promo. Barn says Dani Mo mistook him for something he's not. He says he adopted a new daughter in HoKane. He says this daughter understands and listens and obeys every word he says. Barn says Dani Mo won't give The Outbreak drugs when this is over and says the days of their drug escapades are over.

Josh Bishop and Joel Gertner do a promo. Joel says Russo brought a bat into play then does baseball announcer sounds for Josh. Joel says bats are made out of wood and Josh Bishop is made out of Josh Bishop. Joel talks about Josh breaking Russo's bad. Josh says he's gonna break and snap Krule and tells Joel to say more sh!t he will do. Joel says he doesn't need to and says he will do it well.

Barcardi on a Pole Match - The JWO (2 Tuff Tony and Willie Mack) vs The Backseat Boyz (JP and Tommy Grayson)

Tommy has the long hair.

Tommy clubs on Mack then JP clubs on Mack. Tony puts his hat on Tommy then punches the hat. JP is slingshotted in by Tony. The Boyz take double back body drops. The JWO are pulled over the top and The Boyz dropkick them through the ropes. The Boyz then hit stereo slingshot plancha's outside.

JP chops the post when Mack moves. JP stabs Mack with straws then Mack stabs him with stars. Tony lets fans hit shots on JP. JP is slammed on the ramp and Tommy is dumped into the front row. JP superkicks Tony. JP almost has the bottle and Mack stops him. Mack stunners JP. Tommy twist of fate stunners Mack. Tommy goes for the bottle and Tony low blows Tommy. Tony drops Tommy chest first from his shoulder.

All 4 men fight. JP hits corner spears on Tony. Mack step up enzugiri's JP. Mack goes for the bottle and Tommy stops him. Mack and Tommy get powerbombed.

JP and Tony trade shots. They double lariat each other. Tony piledrivers JP. Mack grabs the bottle from the pole. Tony piledrivers Tommy. Tony drinks the bacardi and pours it on JP and Tommy. Tony does his meteorite punch on Tommy then he pins him with Mack.

Thoughts: The pole was not very high up at all and you could grab it just from the 2nd rope. What we got was alright here. JP's selling was too goofy here. The stip was dumb as getting the bottle didn't mean you won the match and it wasn't really used as a weapon.

Big Vito and Sally Boy attack The JWO after. Vito and Sally beat up Mack and Tony with a kendo stick and a belt.

Blast from the Past

This week's match is Big Baby B!tch Boy vs The Jail Bird Man. Baby won via DQ when Eugene of WWE fame beat him up.

Mac Davis talks to The JWO and ask what is going on. J says it's explosive violence. J says he likes it as he likes to fight. J says they have a special challenge for The Luciano Family. J says he wants Gore Games with Tony, Mack and The Brothers of Funstruction vs Vito, Sally and anyone else they can find. 

Josh Bishop vs Krule

Krule comes in and is bakdropped. Krule backdrops him in return then  JB hits another backdrop. Krule release suplexes JB. They lariat each other at the same time. Krule hit uppercuts then knees him in the gut. JB backdrops him. Krule corner splashes JB then JB corner lariats him. Krule corner splashes him again and JB corner spears him. 

JB splashes the ref when Krule moves. Krule full nelson slams him. Caleb Konley comes down and gives Krule a title belt. Krule hit JB in the back of the head with it and JB no sells it. JG bits punches on Krule and slams him. JB AA's him. Caleb Konley pulls JB out and they punch each other. The ref DQ's Krule.

Thoughts: It was a bit rushed and some of the suplexes didn't look good. We then got a DQ finish which didn't help things. This wasn't that good. 

JB is double teamed after and chokeslammed in the ring. Caleb counts a 3 count from Krule. Caleb pounds on JB and Krule chokeslams JB.

Big Al says she talked to Russo on the phone. She says Russo wants her to be the showrunner and says Dani Mo needs to get healed up as the JCW Women's Title is coming back where it belongs. Kerry Morton shows up behind her. Kerry says he has a proposal for her. 

Overall thoughts: Choppa City were entertaining here in their role as guest GM's. I liked the opening brawl. Kerry/Happy wasn't that good. Choppa City won a squash. The bacardi on a pole match was dumb since the only point in getting the bacardi was to use it as a weapon, but the wrestlers didn't. Josh/Krule was short and had a dirty finish. The show sounds worse than it actually was, as it was watchable but it was not one of the more memorable episodes of Lunacy and there's nothing I can really physically point to that would really put this over.. I'd give it a 4 out of 10 a this could have been better and it was a little below average.

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