Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/16/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 91

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 7/16/2026 JCW Lunacy Episode 91

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/07/juggalo-championship-wrestling-792026.html

Mark Roberts, Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary. 

Mac Davis interviews Yabo and Ruffo. They are told they have a match and they say they face paint goes back on tonight. They says The Brothers of Funstruction return tonight. They tell Big Vito that if he wants Vincenzo back, they will give him an offer even he can't refused.

Jasmin St. Claire comes out. She says the time is up and her time is money. She tells Violent J and Dr. Fadem to come out to tell her who the father of her baby is.  

Violent J and Dr. Fadem come out. Jas threatens to sue J and his company for sexual harassment. Jas says J turned her sex life into public entertainment. The crowd calls Jas a "ho". She says sleeping with 50 wrestlers in 30 days does not make her a ho. She says it makes her a master of psychological warfare. Jas says JCW will be hers and it will be called Jasmin Championship Wrestling. 

Fadem talks. He says it's been a long process to narrow it down to just one. He says they have a final answer and will share it with everyone. J says it's true. J says it was not an easy process and says the baby's daddy was not on Jas' list. J says they did research and says they know the daddy is part of JCW one way or the other. J says he doesn't know if she was ashamed or forgot and said Jas knocked that person off the list. J says they have it down to 3 possible candidates. J says the test involved hypnosis and waterboarding. J says the dad will be on the show by the end of the episode. J says to have patience so we can get started with JCW Lunacy. 

The hosts talk. 

Caleb Konley and Vince Russo talk. Cal says he's been watching Josh Bishop and he's a beast. He asks what he is supposed to do with him. Russo says he may be a beast but is he a star? Russo asks if he is forgetting who he is. He says Cal is the champ and it doesn't matter who he is in there with. Russo says if there are problems, he has Plan A, B, C and D. He tells him to go be him and it'll take care of itself.

There's a trios match with Sonny Kiss that I'm not watching.

Joel Gertner and Josh Bishop do a promo. Joel says Mac Davis told him that Caleb Konley has been sending messages to Josh. Joel asks what that means and says messages don't win wars. Joel says Russo is trying to give him deals and pay him off. Joel says deals don't win wars. He says winning does wars and Josh has been doing all the winning. Joel says the winning won't stop soon and says they haven't forgotten about Father Bronson either.

JCW Tag Titles - Choppa City (Atiba and Bruce Wayans) (c) vs The Backseat Boyz (JP and Tommy Grayson)

Tommy has the long hair.

Atiba and JP go at it. JP boots him and chops him. Atiba hits chops on him. Atiba goes up and over and head chops him. JP's head is banged off the buckles. JP is double chopped then Tommy is double chopped. Bruce corner lariats JP. JP takes a chop + side slam combo. Atiba slams JP and chop drops him for 2.

JP 2nd rope dropkicks Atiba. The Boyz chop Atiba together. JP poses on Atiba while choking him with his leg. JP knees Atiba in the gut. JP running euros Atiba in the corner then Atiba takes more corner attacks. Tommy neckbreakers Atiba for 2. JP pulls Tommy off the top into a twisting splash on Atiba.

Willie Mack and 2 Tuff Tony come out to watch. Tommy argues with them and Tony hits Tommy in the head with a bottle. JP yells at Tony. Atiba chops JP in the head. JP takes a flapjack + 2nd rope bulldog and is pinned.

Thoughts: Choppa City brought the chops here and The Boyz heeled it up some before getting beaten. The Boyz didn't lose clean and their feud with Mack and Tony will be furthers here. Tommy got busted open from the bottle shot. It was acceptable and this went as you would expect. 

Father Bronson does a video. He said he had a vision that the rivers ran red and him and Josh Bishop watched the rivers. He says Joel Gertner isn't his brother but is vermin and feces. He says he doesn't take too kindly to his threats. He says he knows envy must consume Josh Bishop and says they will have their dance. He says Josh will find out what it means to be consumed with red love.

Barnabas The Bizarre talks to HoKane in the back. 

Big Vito does a promo with Sally Boy. He says big deal about The Brothers of Funstruction returning. He says they will always be rat b@stards to them. Vito tells them that they will either deliver Vincenzo or their heads will be on top of a Ronald McDonald outfit.

Dani Mo comes out for an interview. HoKane nails Dani from behind on the stage. She bangs Dani's head off the ramp and pushes her off of it. Barnabas yells to destroy Dani. Dani's head is banged off the post. Ho sends Dani into the rails and post again. Ho pounds and stomps on Dani. Ho then chokes her then chokes her with an article of clothing.

Ho throws Dani in the ring and beats her up more. Ho slams Dani's head off the side of the post. Dani is totally out and Ho drags her. Barn gives Ho a chair. HO goes for a chairshot and CoKane comes out. Barn and Ho then leave. Dani is stretchered out. 

Big Vito and Sally Boy come out. Vito says there isn't a person in the building who can kick his @ss. He calls out The Brothers of Funstruction and they come out.

Ruffo says they are The Brothers of Funstruction and they do clown sh!t. Ruffo says it feels good to be back. Ruffo says Vincenzo is tied up in the back. Ruffo says if they beat them in a match right now, they get Vincenzo back. Yabo then says if Vito loses, he's out of JCW forever. 

Vito says they are out of their minds. Sally says he accepts.

The Brothers of Funstruction (Yabo and Ruffo) vs The Luciano Family (Big Vito and Sally Boy)

The clowns jum pin and stomp Vito. Vito nails Yabo outside and Ruffo pulls on Sally's mouth. Ruffo chops Vito with his tie then puts popcorn in his face. Vito low blows Yabo. Ruffo foot chokes Vito. 

Vito takes corner splashes then chops up Ruffo. Vito back elbows him. Yabo hits Sally with something outside. Vito knees one of the clowns in the gut. 

Ruffo hits Vito in the legs with a kendo stick. He then hits him in the head with it. Sally covers Vito up and he gets chaired. The ref tries to take the chair away and Ruffo pushes him down. Ruffo gets DQ'd for it.

Thoughts: I didn't really get this one. The clowns used weapons the whole time but pushing the ref got them DQ'd. Vito mostly sold here and they did a lot of outside brawling. This wasn't much.

Jasmin St. Claire comes out to find out who the baby daddy is. 3 chairs are in the ring. Jas says she can't wait another second to find out the result and threatens her baby for kicking. She says there's a loser who was supposed to give her 2 minutes of pleasure but gave her stress and back pain. Jas says it's time to pay the piper and tells Dr. Fadem and Violent J to come out. 

Dr. Fadem and Violent J come out. J says he doesn't believe in hurting women but says if Jas punches her baby for kicking, he will have to punch her in the face. J says they went through 50 men and none of them are the dad. He says they found 3 more candidates and we have a father. 

Joe Dombrowski is brought out as the first candidate. The whole announce team is shocked by this. Mad Man Pondo is then brought out as the next candidate. JCW's DJ Clay is then brought out as the third candidate.

Violent J gets on the mic and says we have 3 potentially very lucky gentlemen. J says he has questions for each of them. J asks Joe if she wants to be the father. Joe says "f*ck no, of course not". J asks DJ Clay the same and Clay says, "I'd rather f*ck a hornet's nest raw than f*ck with that b!tch". J then asks Pondo what he will do if he's the dad. Pondo says he will have no evidence and will kill everyone in this room and ring right now. Pondo then says he will kill the baby and says he will take care of it right now. J stops Pondo.

J says DJ Clay is not the father. Clay celebrates and hugs J and Dr. Fadem. Clay then runs back to the DJ booth. J says Joe Dombrowski is not the father. Joe celebrates, Jas says he sucks in bed and slaps Joe. J says that was uncalledfor. J tells Jas not to put her hands on anyone else. J says we don't have much to choose from and says Pondo is also not the father. Jas says she was blacked out when they did the deed. Pondo goes to use his saw stick on her but J stops him.

Dr. Fadem says all the chairs are empty, so who could it be? Doc says there was one more who slipped through the cracks. J tells Jas to take a seat. He says one man slapped through the cracks. He says wears a facemask, has no identity, is from Parts Unknown and has no license or SSN. J says the 1000% father is 665lb Mr. Happy. 

Mr. Happy comes out with balloons and a teddy bear. He is happy. Jas slaps Mr. Happy and runs off. J tells Happy not to cry as the baby is still his. Mr. Happy runs around the ring and is happy. Happy hugs the doc and J.

Thoughts: They could have gotten a bit more out of the story but there's still more than they can do here. Happy could lead to some fun results. They should totally pull a soap opera story here, age the kid very fast and then give a wrestler the gimmick. This was a fun segment and was definitely inspired by Maury.

Blast from the Past

Ultimo Dragon vs Jimmy Jacobs is this week's match. Dragon won with a standing shiranui.

JCW Lunacy Title - Caleb Konley (c) vs Josh Bishop

Vince Russo is on commentary and Joel Gertner is with JB.

Cal shoves JB and is pushed down. JB back elbows Cal and chops him. JB shoves Cal over the top and Cal kicks the rail top with his shin on accident. JB headbutts him outside and Cal headbutts him. 

Cal punches him and basement dropkicks him. Cal hits him in the gut. Cal is caught off the 2nd rope and JB fallaway slams him. Father Bronson comes out and Russo says "Plan B". The ref tries to get Bron out of the ring. Cal then chairs JB in the back. JB no sells the chair shot then punches the chair into Cal's face. JB grabs the chair, the ref takes it and Cal hits 2 superkicks on JB. 

JB release suplexes Cal for 2. JB foot chokes Cal. JB yells at Russo from the ring. Cal backhands JB and springboard kicks him for 2.  

Cal yells at the ref. Vince Russo heads down to the apron. Russo throws a bat in, JB grabs it and JB breaks it over his knee. JB hits punches on Cal then boots him over. Russo distracts JB and JB black hole slams Cal for 2.

Cal hits punches on JB and Kruel comes out. Kruel gets in the ring and chokeslams JB. Joel Gertner is shocked and JB wins via DQ.

Thoughts: There was a lot of shenanigans here but I thought they got the story right. Caleb needed to cheat a lot and Josh threw him around like should have. Russo also helped Caleb cheat as expected.

Kruel helps Caleb up after. Kruel holds JB for a shots from Cal. Kruel chokeslams JB. 

Overall thoughts: It was one of the better JCW shows. There was nothing must see wrestling wise but none of what I saw was bad either (I didn't see the opener). The stories made sense and the stuff with Jasmine was entertaining as expected. I enjoyed the show and would give it a 6 out of 10 overall.