Last week's show is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/01/wwe-monday-night-raw-172013-review.html
School is back so as usual, I have to miss the first 30 minutes. My apologies.
This is the Raw 20th Anniversary. This is also Raw Episode 1,025.
Show and ADR got into it earlier in the night with Show getting confetti thrown on him.
Booker met up with Eve and Teddy in the back. He said if he she gets caught cheating she will get stripped of the diva's title.
|"I like that he's tall, that he can set things on fire with his hands somehow and that he's a great dancer." - DB on what he likes about Kane |"I like his beard and I like that he's not afraid to admit to wearing women's clothing." - Kane on DB|
|"What kind of crackpot psychology is this?" - Cody|
|"Dr. PHIL? You know what, go get em." - Dr. Shelby on being called Dr. Phil|
Kane vs Damien Sandow
They showed a montage of some bad gimmicks:
|TL Hopper (Shoutout to my friend John)|
|Who? - Jim Neidhart|
|Real Man's Man Steven Regal|
Diva's Title - Eve vs Kaitlyn
|"I don't shuck and jive because I have to. I do it because I want to and his pipe bomb is about to blow up in his face." - Brodus Clay|
ProWresBlog Title Match - CM Punk vs Brodus Clay
CM Punk is still your ProWresBlog champion and therefore the title is on the line! You can read more about the ProWresBlog Title here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2012/10/introducing-prowresblog-championship.html
|"I was wondering if CM Punk pays Heyman in money every few weeks or just drops him a fish now and then." - Lawler|
Punk cut a promo after.
|"Finally, the Rock has come back to Houston".|
They announced that Saturday Morning Slam is moving to 10:30 AM. I don't know why there is a time switch but I do like the new time. Always rough getting ready for 10 AM.
|"This isn't fair to 3MB. They need more people." - JBL|
|"We should be talking about Los Conquistadors, Meat, Braden Walker. Wait, Braden Walker was never on Raw." - John Cena with the insider references|
|"Here's a hint, Woo!" - The Miz|
|"With past shows like The Highlight Reel and Pipers Pit." | "What about King||'s Court?" - King|
|"He's still got more wives than Hall of Fame rings." - King | "You played Musical Chairs once on Raw. I don't know why you played Musical Chairs." - Miz to Ric Flair|
|"Get a close up of me." - Flair|
|"We got a woo-off and a strut-off." - King|
|"Kiss stealin', Lillian." - Flair|
|Cesaro has new American tights.|
Daniel Bryan vs Cody Rhodes
DB won very very quick with a No Lock. Total waste of time here.
|" I don't need you, I don't need WWE. I'm gonna do a reality show. I quit. That's right, I quit. I don't need you, I don't need them. I quit." - Eve|
Cage Match - John Cena vs Dolph Ziggler
The Rock Concert
|"Sweet Moonwalking Baby Moses." - The Rock|
|"What was I thinking? I looked like an escaped mental patient trying out for the Backstreet Boys." - The Rock|
Well, the Rock knows all the diva’s. But one thing she’s the best. The one who wears the ugly suit and wears big floppy breasts. His name is Paul Heyman. His name is Paul Heyman. He’s so ugly, make you cry. When you’re running down the people, the rock knows your secret fears. Your fat covers up your little penis which you haven't seen in years. He hasn’t seen it. Nope, he hasn’t seeing it, not in years. He hasn’t seen it, cmon everybody, in years.
Late in the evening, she’s wondering what clothes to wear. She puts on her make up, she brushes her short black hair and then she’ll ask me, “Do I look alright?”. And I say, no biotch, you look horrible tonight. You abuse all your power. Waste every bodies time. You dress like a hooker. Not the expensive kind. So get your ass to the airport, take a one way flight. Because biotch, you look horrible, tonight. I said biotch, you look horrible tonight. We said biotch,(all) you look horrible tonight.
|"Fact, your manager has twinkie tits." - Rock|
|"You ain't God, but God as my witness in 13 days, I will beat you for the WWE title." - The Rock|
Overall thoughts: Good show overall here with The Rock being funny and lots of enjoyable cameo's and namedrops.