Last week's show is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2012/12/wwe-super-smackdown-live-12182012-review.html
Sheamus said he got a years supply of sunscreen for christmas from his mom and drank gallons of eggnog ale. He called out Show.
He said Show was fatter than Santa Claus. Show said Sheamus is suffering from amnesia and said he was in his Christmas vacation mode Monday, so his win didn't count.
Sheamus tried to start a fight and Booker T came out.
"No, uh uh, I see right where you're going Booker. I'm not having anything more to do with Sheamus." - Show |
"When I walk through that locker room, it reeks of inferiority. Nobody is worthy of my World Heavyweight Championship." - Show |
"I got this playa." - Teddy "Teddy, stop being a jerk." - Eve |
"See what ya did." - Teddy |
"The winner is...Santino Marella." - Booker T |
"You want a chance at this? Hahah." - Show |
Naomi and Cameron then beat up Rosa for no apparent reason.
"I beat Big Show with the Brogue Kick. It seems to be the only thing to take him down." - Sheamus "I must learn this Brogue Kick." - Santino |
Santino then hurt himself trying to do the Brogue Kick |
The finish |
"Ricardo? What makes you think you can be World Heavyweight Champion?" - Show |
"Let me put the championship on you. Does that feel good?" - Show |
Booker said this was ridiculous and they cut away.
Zack Ryder vs Antonio Cesaro
Josh said Zack Ryder's new year's resolution was to find a girlfriend and JBL told him to put down the video games to meet one.
Antonio Cesaro won with a Neutralizer. Not a real great squash here and it was quite quick. Surprise, surprise.
The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler
"If I could, everytime you'd say something dumb, I'd slap you. But it'd happen so often, it'd sound like applause going off." - JBL on Josh |
"Good grief. Big E never moved. Unbelievable." - JBL |
Miz insulted AJ after saying "No matter which Superstar you are with New Year's Eve, we all know it's going to end in a bang. Happy New Year sweetheart".
Dolph and Miz fought and Big E hit the Big Ending.
The announcers then said that Ricardo is out for tonight. They cut to the back where Brad Maddox jumped into the trainer's room:
"I just wanted to ask you for one more chance, Book." - Maddox "I don't got time for this." - Book |
"The moment I see the Big Show, I'm going to turn him into a giant pinata." - ADR "How about I put you in that WHC match tonight against the Big Show?" - Booker |
Brad Maddox vs Sheamus
"It's like teeing up a penalty for Lionel Messi." - JBL on this match |
The Uso Brothers vs The Prime Time Players
Ugh, this show never ends.
The Uso's won this very quick match with a cradle out of nowhere. The only highlight was Young accidently hitting O'Neil.
The Big Show vs Alberto Del Rio
I'm not sure of the official result of this one. Big Show walked off, but Sheamus jumped him. Therefore, it could have been a countout or a DQ on ADR for the Sheamus interference. Does it matter? No.
The whole ending was really stupid. As I mentioned above, Show walked off for basically no reason while he was in control. Sheamus and the other wrestlers tried to stop him then he got beat up by all of them plus ADR. He ate a Brogue Kick to close the show.
Overall thoughts: Garbage. This show took me near 4 hours to finish because it sucked. The matches were rather boring, some of the stuff made no sense and it felt like a thrown together show. Total waste of time here. Skip it.
WWE is on break mode until 2013.
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