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"Amy the Farmer's Daughter would rather climb the top of the Empire State Building than the local library. She heard that the library has more than a thousand stories." - Sir Miles Headlock |
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"Did the other student's like you?" - Susie Spirit
"Certainly, they voted me the class monitor." - Headlock |
The line-up:
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Some of the GLOW girls from a quick rap |
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Little Fiji |
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Amy the Farmer's Daughter |
Little Fiji and Amy the Farmer's Daughter vs Matilda the Hun
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"I tear my opponent's from limb to limb, with Matilda the Hun, you'll always win." |
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At GLOW, Whips = Legal |
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Matilda eats raw meat in-ring. |
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Matilda eats a bone as Fiji ties her legs with rope |
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Matilda's arms are tied and her opponents take her animal hide |
Matilda won this one easy. This was interesting to be honest. I kind of was entertained to be honest.
Ashley Cartier vs Mana the Headhunter
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The girls sang for her. |
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"All of her opponents are in fear, when Mana comes with her spear." - The Bad Girls |
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I'll take gimmicks that wouldn't fly in 2012 for $200, please. |
Ashley Cartier won this when Mana the Headhunter was DQ'd for choking her. Well, Mana played up to her gimmick.
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"I heard Little Fiji invented a new flying manuever." - Chainsaw
"Yeah, a crash landing." - Spike |
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"Soul Patrol, can you make a sentence using the word cider?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna hit you upsider your head." |
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"Tina Ferrari's just a clown, I'll take my bike and run her down." |
Angel vs Tina Ferrari
Tina Ferrari got the win here after a samoan drop. This wasn't that bad by GLOW standards. Then Palestina came out to attack.
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"Vladimir, I will gladly find you a new position on our olympic team...as a javelin catcher." - Ninotchka |
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Tara the Southern Belle |
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The Housewives, my favorite team |
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"First, I wanna say that I don't like this room. SHUT UP" - Phyllis |
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"Phyllis likes to cook and Eileen likes to slouch, on the terlet, on the dining table, watching tv on the couch." - Eileen |
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"We'll still make good opponents for those hussies and those tramps, we're gonna beat their butts, despite our aching cramps." - Eileen |
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The Housewives make the Doll put on pants |
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They force Tara to put a blouse on |
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One of them decides to make a cake mid-match |
The Housewives got DQ'd for using facial cream on the ref's head. Okay, there was no wrestling to this, but the Housewives entertain me to no end. I cannot believe Vince never signed these two as you KNOW they are up his alley.
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"Taste the sauce, David. It's been handed down from generation to generation." - Aunt Kitty
"Probably because nobody wanted to get stuck with it." - McLane |
Overall thoughts: This was as GLOW as GLOW can get. The wrestling was poor as usual but the Housewives and the handicap match interested me. If you are interested in GLOW, I would probably recommend this.
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