Saturday, February 7, 2026

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 2/5/2026 Lunacy Episode 69

Juggalo Championship Wrestling 2/5/2026 Lunacy Episode 69 

Last week's show is here: https://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2026/02/juggalo-championship-wrestling-1292026.html

Joe Dombrowski and Veda Scott are on commentary.

We get clips of last week's show to start.

Big Vito talks about meeting some women last night and bringing them over. Vince Russo complains about Vito being friends with PCO without him knowing about it. Vito asks him about his friendships that he doesn't know about. Vito says PCO was a friend from a while back and he offers him a hit job. He said PCO took care of business. Vince asks if they are keeping secrets.  Russo complains about him putting out hits. He says they got casualties because of him and says there will be no more hits. Vito says Vince is forgetting how to be VinnyRu. He tells him to have a cream soda and relax. He says he has to go see the hot chick and Vince tells him no hits. Vito then runs into Kerry Morton and pats him down before he goes in.

Kerry Morton talks to Vince. He says there's something keeping him up at night. He says he wants to talk about "The Rat". He says Vince sees something in him he doesn't like and says he's responsible for Matt Cross getting involved in his matches. Vince says his dad was great but wrestlers suffer from a serious disease named paranoia. He says that's what this sounds like. Vince says Kerry's letting his imagination run wild.

Kerry says there probably isn't proof. He says Vince knows what he's able to do and can see what others are capable of. He says Vince thinks he's one hell of a wrestler. Vince says he's also cocky, arrogant and uncontrollable. Kerry says he needs his opportunity to run his company. He says he wants the JCW Title. Vince says he will give him an opportunity. He says Kerry can face Facade for the JCW American Title. He tells him to go and conquer the world, starting with the American Title. Kerry says they will talk if he finds out he's involved with Matt Cross. Vince tells him to take off the tinfoil hat and talk to his dad about wrestler paranoia.

The commentators hype up the show.

JCW American Title - Facade (c) vs Kerry Morton

Fac poses on the ropes and KM pulls him down. KM pounds on him and knees him in the gut. Fac hits chops and KM pulls him down by the hair. Fac handstands in the corner and boots him away. 

Fac snapmares him then 2nd rope dropkicks him. Fac's throat is pulled down over the top rope. KM hits shots to the gut in the corner. KM says he's the next champ in the camera. KM slingshot suplexes him. 

KM mises a pumping knee and is rolled up. Fac hits chest kicks. Fac springboard kicks him. Fac rope walk rider kicks him. Ninja Mack comes, superkicks Fac and causes the DQ.

Thoughts: We didn't get an ending here so it's a little hard to rate it. I think they had the right idea here with KM being the heel and Facade being the flying face.

Mack suplexes Fac then standing corkscrew moonsaults him. KM sees Matt Cross in the crowd and chases him to the back.

Big Vito complains about the camera man following him into the bathroom. He shows the Italian wristbands covering the wallets he got last week. He says this is La Cosa Nostra and says all the mafia tricks are coming out tonight.

James Storm does a promo. He says him and Mr. Anderson fight for the title tonight. He says they have history in other companies and now have history in JCW. He says he's been going into the matches hating him but he needs to keep his emotions low. He says he will beat his face in when he gets him on the ground. He says Anderson will be looking at the lights and hear, "Sorry, about your d@mn luck".

Vince Russo is doing a video call with someone. Alice Crowley walks in. Vince asks about being sent pictures of someone riding something. Alice then says nevermind and leaves.

PCO vs Mosh Pit Mike

Mike is "Mike Diaryaire" today and is dressed up like The Mountie. Mike says he's not The Mountie, he's a Quebecer.

PCO misses a charge and Mike bangs PCO's head off the buckles. They shoulderblock battle. PCO running lariats him. PCO running boots him then corner cannonballs him. Mike's head is banged off the buckles. PCO running corner forearms him then corner lariats him. PCO ddt's him.

PCO throws him down backwards. PCO reverse ddt's him. PCO hits a top rope moonsault and pins him.

Thoughts: It was all squash and it wasn't much of note here. PCO hit an okay lariat and a big moonsault to win.

The Brothers of Funstruction talk in the back. The one says Vito knows and they are dead men. The other says there's nothing they can do about it if Vito knows as they have to fight some zombies tonight.

Haley J is asked how it feels to have her mom back here. She says it feels good to have someone who has her back in her flesh and blood. J-Rod then comes in and bangs J's head off the fence. She says J stole her spot in OVW and this is a receipt that is a long time coming.

Mr. Anderson says the bar is closed tonight. He says this will be the 4th time him and James Storm fought. He says he sees a pattern emerging. He says one of them leaves battered and bruised. He says the other is reminded of where the bar is or isn't and that neither has pinned or submitted the other as James keeps having people interfere. Anderson says everyone knows it except The ICP, who hate pro wrestling and the country. He says this one is special tonight as it's for the JCW Title. He asks for it to be him and James tonight, no one else. Anderson promises James won't walk out the same.

Big Vito is betting on basketball. Jasmine St. Clair interrupts and takes his phone. She blames him for taking her wrestlers out. She asks what she did to him. She slaps him. Vito says he told her what would happen if she put her hands on him. Vito says she better watch her back the rest of the evening. Jas asks what he will do. Vito tells her to run along and says she's done here. Jas says she doesn't take orders from him and Vito says he will.

Haley J comes out. She tells J-Rod to come out now. J-Rod comes out. They fight on the ramp and Rod is thrown in. Rod goes out and Haley meteora's her off the apron. They fight outside. Haley's head is banged off the apron. J-Rod is thrown into the front row. Haley is then thrown in with her. They fight in the crowd and trade forearms and chops. Haley is thrown into a wall.

Haley chops her and throws a trash can at her. Rod's head is banged off the stage then off the apron. Haley is sent head first hard into the post. Rod hits mounted forearms. Amazing Maria, Haley's mom, comes out. Rod forearms Maria down and Haley is down as well. Rod then leaves.

Thoughts: This was a good little brawl and Rod's surely going to pay for this.

Russo talks in the back to an unknown person. He says tonight is the night and there's no turning back. He says to get this done tonight.

We get a nice hype video for Stranglemania Las Vegas. 

Big Vito is headed to the lady's room. The camera man tells him and he says he knows what it is. Jasmine St. Clair is down in the back. Mickie Knuckles says she wants the money. Vito says he hated her and says Mickie is prettier and hotter. He gives her the money and a bonus. Mickie says she's happy he's happy and says he'll be back for the tip later. She then grabs his butt. Vito tells Jas while she's down that he told her this would happen. Vito says this is so good. Vito then sees the ICP's symbol and the music. The symbol is written on a mirror. Vito says, "you gotta be kidding me, holy sh!t".

Jeeves comes out and tells the crowd to do him a favor and shut the f*ck up. Someone throws a bottle at his head and he brings out Caleb Konley.

CoKane's JCW Title Shot Briefcase is on the line - Caleb Konley vs CoKane

Caleb has The Ring Rat with him. 

Caleb and CoKane stare down. Caleb waistlocks him and Kane wristlocks him. Caleb snapmares him and chinlocks him. Caleb side headlocks him then shoulders him over. Kane armdrags him into an armlock. Kane uppercuts him down.

Kane wristlocks him, walks up the buckles and is pulled down on the ropes. Kane is on the top rope and Caleb top rope double stomps him for 2. Kane is thrown hard into the buckles and goes down. Caleb slaps him down then dragon screws him.

Caleb sliding lariats him for 2. Caleb chinlocks him. Kane hits elbows to the gut then he jawbreakers him. Kane uppercuts him. Kane is up top and Caleb rolls into a shotei uppercut to him. Caleb is knocked off the buckles. Kane top rope diving lariats him. 

Kane hits shots on him. Kane spinning backdrops him. Kane grabs hos cocaine. Jeeves hits Kane with the briefcase from behind for the DQ.

Thoughts:
Ugh, another dirty finish here. The crowd was really into it and it was fine. Kane wasn't bad as a face but the finish was disappointing.

Kane then grabs Jeeves by the throat. Caleb hits Kane from behind and throws him out. Caleb yells at Jeeves, uraken's him and burning hammers him. The Ring Rat checks on Jeeves and is pushed down. Jeeves takes another burning hammer then a third one.

The Ring Rat flirts with Caleb and Caleb uraken's him. Vince Russo then comes out and claps in approval. Jeeves is then hit with another burning hammer. A stretcher is brought for Jeeves. Caleb and Russo hug. Russo tells him he did it and holds his arm up. Caleb then tips the stretcher over with Jeeves on it. He then hits another burning hammer. 

The camera man talks to Caleb Konley in the back. He says he almost killed Jeeves. Caleb agrees and tells him to f*ck off.

JCW World Tag Team Title Match - The Brothers Of Funstruction (Ruffo The Clown & Yabo The Clown) (c) vs. The Outbreak (Abel Booker & Jacksyn Crowley) 

Barnabas The Bizarre introduces The Outbreak. The Outbreak are zombies and look pretty freaky. 

Abel is rolled up and cradled by Yabo to start. Abel rolls up Ruffo for 2. Yabo crucifix bombs him for 2. Yabo whips him with a tie. Abel takes elbow drops. Crowley lariats Ruffo from the apron. Ruffo takes a running corner elbow and a corner splash. Abel neckbreakers Ruffo.

One of The Outbreak is crotched up top when his partner is sent into him. Yabo comes in and hits a lariat and a pump kick. Yabo flying corkscrew elbows him. Yabo gets his foot bitten and hits a spinning enzugiri for 2. 

Ruffo chops a zombie outside and then both zombies are dumped over the rails. They fight in the crowd. The zombies' heads are banged off the camera stand. They fight to the exit area and the match is thrown out.

Thoughts: It was a shorter one with possibly a double countout finish. The Outbreak have one of the best looks in wrestling and should be in a bigger promotion because of it. They totally do look and act like zombies and you can't help but pay attention. What we got wasn't bad and the crowd was into the brawl outside.

Billy Corgan talks in a taped video and hypes up NWA Powerrr. 

They show highlights of a classic match from 11/8/2007 with Ultimo Dragon vs Jimmy Jacobs. Ultimo won with the asai ddt.

We return and The Outbreak are still fighting The Brothers in the back. They head to another part of the building.

JCW World Title - Mr. Anderson vs James Storm

This is for the vacant title. Anderson tries to hit James before the intros are done but he is stopped. James thesz presses him and hits mounted punches. James enzugiri's him from the apron. He back elbows Anderson out. 

James hits him outside. Anderson is sent into the rails. James chops him against the rails. Anderson eye rakes him and bangs his head off the apron. They bang each other's heads off the rails. James hits mounted corner punches. James corner lariats him. James holds his leg then Anderson clips him.

Anderson stomps on him. Anderson facewash kicks him in the corner for a 1 count. Anderson elbow drops James' leg. Anderson punches the knee. Anderson slams him. James blocks a 2nd rope move and has his leg ddt'd. James throws him out. Anderson comes back in and is thrown out again. They then double clothesline each other down. 

James hulks up and hits punches. James back elbows Anderson then atomic drops him. James spinning lariats him. James backcrackers him for 2. Anderson avoids a powerbomb then finlay rolls him for 2. 

Anderson grabs James' beer bottle. He dumps it out and teases hitting him with it, but give the bottle to the ref. Anderson then hits James with the belt and pins him.

Thoughts
: It was fine. Anderson worked the knee a bit here and won via cheating. Anderson had a little trouble getting him up at times but I was alright with this. Anderson complained about interference in the promo for this and said he wanted a one on one against Storm, just so he could cheat in the end.

The ref helps James onto the stage. Anderson hits James in the leg with the title then shoves the ref. He then whips the leg with the title and hits the leg with the title more. Anderson then throws the ref hard and whips the knee with the title more. 

Overall thoughts: The wrestling isn't the greatest, but a lot happens and they make you want to see what happens next. They easily kept my attention for most of the show and they kept things interesting. The main was probably the best thing on here and while both Anderson and Storm are older, they put on a suitable match. I liked the Haley J/J-Rod brawl and The Outbreak are a super intriguing team to watch. I wish we could have gotten some clean finishes here but I liked the show overall. They are really onto something here with Russo around and I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes. I'd give this a 6 out of 10. I would recommend watching it but don't expect classic matches.

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