|"I just wanna show the people how nice the holiday season is and how I'm in the mood and there's nothing you can do to bother me this week." - Bobby Heenan|
|"You bring any lunch or dinner or anything? Maybe a turkey sandwich?" - Gorilla Monsoon|
"I don't need a turkey sandwich, I'm sitting next to one. Happy Thanksgiving." - Bobby Heenan
|"I'm going to have the world's biggest thanksgiving party. You're not invited." - Bobby Heenan|
"Stick around, maybe we'll need to stuff the turkey with something." - Bobby Heenan
This is pre-Glamour Girls, so I did not label the champions as such.
|"Oh my word, they call that the drip-dry in England and it certainly worked here." Lord Alfred Hayes|
|Heenan sets up his Thanksgiving Day party list|
"There weren't any legal pads during that era, why don't you get authentic?" - Gorilla Monsoon
"The only one who was around during that time was Moolah." - Bobby Heenan
Salvatore Bellomo vs Hercules
Gorilla Monsoon gave Bobby Heenan a letter from Jack Tunney with bounced checks that said insufficent funds for something. I'm not sure if it were for him buying Hercules off of Slick or for something else.
|"We got Matilda, our new mascot to make sure none of our managers will interfere no more." - Davey Boy Smith|
Heenan then invited Monsoon to thanksgiving but he rudely turned it down saying that its the time of year when you are with people you love. Gorilla came off like a jerk here.
Koko B. Ware vs Jimmy Jack Funk
|"There's no way Koko is going to psych out Jimmy Jack Funk, because there is nothing going on upstairs there." - Lord Alfred Hayes|
|"And the referee still hasn't rung the belt. I'm about to ring the bell." - Gorilla Monsoon|
|"Where are you gonna mooch a meal this year Hogan? Enjoy your thanksgiving, champion." - Bobby Heenan|
"Hope the guy upstairs is listening." - Gorilla Monsoon
"What? The director?" - Bobby Heenan
Well, this one will surely turn this show around.
|"He's impervious to pain and punishment. What can you do to a thing like him?" - Lord Alfred Hayes|
"Give him a bath and a haircut." - Gorilla Monsoon
The Moondogs vs Lanny Poffo and Raymond Rougeau
|"Due to a serious leg injury he is unable to wrestle. I would like to introduce, Jacques Rougeau." |
"You know how he hurt his toe right? Last week, he found out he was Raymond's sister." - Bobby Heenan
|"This is your friend." - Gorilla Monsoon|
"He ain't no friend of mine." - Bobby Heenan
|"One turkey deserves another, I always say." - Gorilla Monsoon|
Overall thoughts: Bad episode aside from the women's match and the Heenan shenanigans. Everything here was long and had a stupid finish and it was punishment at times to get through it. Skip this.