"I just wanna show the people how nice the holiday season is and how I'm in the mood and there's nothing you can do to bother me this week." - Bobby Heenan |
"You bring any lunch or dinner or anything? Maybe a turkey sandwich?" - Gorilla Monsoon "I don't need a turkey sandwich, I'm sitting next to one. Happy Thanksgiving." - Bobby Heenan |
"I'm going to have the world's biggest thanksgiving party. You're not invited." - Bobby Heenan "Stick around, maybe we'll need to stuff the turkey with something." - Bobby Heenan |
This is pre-Glamour Girls, so I did not label the champions as such.
"Oh my word, they call that the drip-dry in England and it certainly worked here." Lord Alfred Hayes |
Salvatore Bellomo vs Hercules
Hercules beat Salvatore Bellomo with a torture rack. This was all squash with nothing to it.
Gorilla Monsoon gave Bobby Heenan a letter from Jack Tunney with bounced checks that said insufficent funds for something. I'm not sure if it were for him buying Hercules off of Slick or for something else.
"We got Matilda, our new mascot to make sure none of our managers will interfere no more." - Davey Boy Smith |
These two fought to a time limit draw. Who books Billy Jack Haynes to go to a time limit draw? They clipped this and it still went on forever. Pretty boring match with no storyline or any purpose to it. Haynes tried to extend the match after and got a full nelson on but thankfully Ace escaped.
Heenan then invited Monsoon to thanksgiving but he rudely turned it down saying that its the time of year when you are with people you love. Gorilla came off like a jerk here.
Koko B. Ware vs Jimmy Jack Funk
"There's no way Koko is going to psych out Jimmy Jack Funk, because there is nothing going on upstairs there." - Lord Alfred Hayes |
"And the referee still hasn't rung the belt. I'm about to ring the bell." - Gorilla Monsoon |
"Where are you gonna mooch a meal this year Hogan? Enjoy your thanksgiving, champion." - Bobby Heenan "Hope the guy upstairs is listening." - Gorilla Monsoon "What? The director?" - Bobby Heenan |
Well, this one will surely turn this show around.
"He's impervious to pain and punishment. What can you do to a thing like him?" - Lord Alfred Hayes "Give him a bath and a haircut." - Gorilla Monsoon |
The Moondogs vs Lanny Poffo and Raymond Rougeau
Ray Rougeau pinned Rex here to get the win for team. This was just so-so. The Dogs never fit in the WWF and there wasn't much to this.
"This is your friend." - Gorilla Monsoon "He ain't no friend of mine." - Bobby Heenan |
"One turkey deserves another, I always say." - Gorilla Monsoon |
Overall thoughts: Bad episode aside from the women's match and the Heenan shenanigans. Everything here was long and had a stupid finish and it was punishment at times to get through it. Skip this.
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