Saturday, March 23, 2013

WWE Saturday Morning Slam 3/23/2013 Results and Review

WWE Saturday Morning Slam 3/23/2013 Results and Review

Last week's show is here:

The Great Khali vs Primo and Epico
"Of course the stipulations of this match is that Epico and Primo have to stand on each others shoulders and if they're still not as tall as The Great Khali then Rosa has to stand on their shoulders." - Brad Maddox
"A bit of hesitation from the two fiery uh spitfire balls." - Brad
"Josh, there's going to be a lot of new rules and regulations here on Saturday Morning Slam.." - Brad
"Yeah, thanks to our new General..." - Josh
"Assistant Manager to the GM, Brad Maddox." - Brad
"No, don't do it again." - Brad
"Of course, one of the major exciting changes to Saturday Morning Slam is that now will be called Saturday Mid-Afternoon Slam." - Brad
"Primo and Epico should be paying attention to The Great Khali. Of course the name of Saturday Morning Slam will not be changing." - Josh
The pin
Khali won by sitting on Primo's chest. There was absolutely nothing to see here but Brad Maddox was funny.

 Foley was getting interviewed when Sandow interrupted. He thought he should have been the GM and insulted Foley. Foley asked him if ever read Sense and Sensibility and Sandow said he did, but Miz walked in. Miz said that Foley was smart and Foley said he was getting the sense that they didn't like each other, so he made the match.

"I actually really liked Sense and Sensibility." - Natalya
"I never read it." - Foley

Damien Sandow vs The Miz

"Mr. Mizanin is the living embodiment of Jack of All Trades, Master of None." - Damien Sandow
"He's a triple threat much like myself, except I'm a quadruple threat." - Brad
"Okay, what's the fourth one?" - Josh
"I, uh, dress really well." - Brad
"I've also been a referee before. You might have seen my work." - Brad
"He's read over 1000 books in his lifetime. It's a number I hope to acheive, right after we get done here." - Brad
The Miz won with the figure four. The match was okay but nothing too special. It wa decent performance by both guys with Sandow looking the better of the two.
Foley was trying to learn the Gangnam style dance when the PTP's came in. They had to show Foley their dance and both teams argued. Foley then said they should wrestle next week to see who is better.

"Next week, right here.." - Foley
"In the locker room?" - Brodus
"No, in the ring, right there, on Saturday Morning Slam." - Foley
They danced to close the show.

Overall thoughts: The show was okay. Miz/Sandow was okay to good but the opener stunk. Foley was entertaining throughout as was Brad Maddox.

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