Portland Wrestling Uncut Episode 17 - 3/16/2013
Piper said he needed to get this resolved and brought out Thunder.
They talked about how they can't pin Kahagas if the keeps getting DQ'd or CO'd.
The Grappler came out with Wade Hess. He brought out the contract for Hess.
Piper had an idea. He asked for a match where it is No DQ and if Thunder can't pin his man, The Grappler gets $10,000. The Grappler said that he would accept it, but Thunder would have to wrestle Mike Santiago, Exile and Doc Cleaver at the same time. Piper agreed.
"What are you getting me into?" - Thunder | "Son, it's not my first picnic." - Piper |
"Son, remember. What are the rules? It's no DQ and Anything goes." - Piper |
"Hahaha" - Piper |
Mike Santiago said that he wasn't happy about being put in matches without his OK on it, but said he likes to fight. He said, "Thunder is temporary, but Mike Santiago is forever".
Mike Santiago vs Gentleman George Michael
"1 down, 1 to go" - Santiago |
"Thunder just scares people. What does damage is lightning." - Santiago |
"Anything goes." - Roddy Piper |
Mr. Ooh La La said the promoter asked him to be a talent scout. He said he had the greatest rapper we've ever seen and he brought out Ethan HD.
Ethan HD rapped and Mr. Ooh La La said he's "seen better rappers on a christmas present".
Ethan HD vs Quiz
Ethan HD won with a running knee. The match wasn't anything special and it was very indy with enzugiri's and other kicks. Nothing wrong with it but not that great.
CJ Edwards vs Eric Right
Big Ugly tried to explain that he did it to show that you can't trust promoters but I didn't really get it.
Big Ugly cut some weird promo about the promoter not paying them and taking 30% of his merchandise sales. I hate quazi-shoot promo's.
Roddy Piper brought out Wade Hess' son. He said that he was a legal ref in Oregon and said he would ref tonight's main event.
Handicap Match - Wade Hess gets out of his contract vs $10,000 - Thunder vs Exile and Dr. Cleaver
"Dominick Hess was doing his job and had to tie his shoe there. |
Thunder got the win with a cane shot. Piper gave him the cane and he won rather easily after it. They tore up Hess' contract after and posed for the crowd. The match wasn't much wrestling wise but the storyline was fine.
Overall thoughts: Good ending, but the rest of the show was rough. The shoot promo stuff was lame and the matches weren't that great.
I compare it to the best back yard wrestling promotion going. This is great wrestling but until the promoter decides to move it out of the back yard, this is still backyard wrestling to me. I hope they get better. Don and Barry Owen left some big shoes to fill.
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