I did a podcast on the show here:
|"If you would have told me a year ago that you would be managing Andre the Giant, I would have called you a liar." - Gorilla|
Kamala vs George The Animal Steele
I love Kamala but I don't see any good coming out of this.
|"If you had these three in the dating game, I'd feel sorry for the girl." - Johnny V|
|"Claims to be a direct contact of The Grand Wizard who he claims to be somewhere around 40,000 feet." - Gorilla Monsoon on The Wizard|
|"Only a mother could love that face." - Johnny V|
|"They're looking at each other like King Kong looking at Godzilla." - Johnny V|
|"Grows everywhere but on top." - Gorilla | "Well, grass doesn't grow on a busy street." - Johnny V|
|"Look at the cranium of George Steele. Tell me that doesn't look like a throwback to the Cro-Magnon man." - Gorilla|
|"Beating the war drum or ringing the dinner bell...one of the two." - Gorilla on Kamala's belly slapping|
|"If I did not see it, I wouldn't believe it Monsoon." - Johnny V|
|"He's cold out there like a Jewish salami. He's out." - Johnny V|
Kamala won in a quick one with a whip to the throat and a flying splash. Johnny V was hilarious here and even though they didn't do much, it was entertaining. Steele tramped on Kamala's feet and touched the stars on his chest, even tasting one before scaring Kamala off. Kamala splashed him after.
|"My first pick would have been Nikolai Volkoff." - Heenan on who should sing the national anthem at WM3|
Terry Gibbs vs Jose Luis Rivera
This one even seems too low for PTW to air.
|"Jose Luis Rivera on a win streak here in the World Wrestling Federation." - Gorilla | "HAH" - Me|
|"But then you got guys like myself with a natural type of body and you don't have to go." - Johnny V on going to the gym|
|"They are just our resident mascots. They're not members of our family, they're kind of like a pet." - Heenan on Lord Littlebrook and Little Tokyo | "Like Koko B. Ware, he's got a bird and I've got two midgets." - Heenan|
|"...I'm sure Bundy avalanching those two midgets in the corner." - Heenan | "You'd love to see something like that, wouldn't you?" - Gorilla | "Well, everybody in the first 8 rows better wear a raincoat." - Heenan|
The Snake Pit with Jake The Snake Roberts and The Honky Tonk Man
|"The Honky Tonk Man, what kind of name is that?" - Jake Roberts|
|"My momma named me the Honky Tonk Man cuz I was born on a pool table in Jones Bar & Grille in Memphis, Tennessee." - The Honky Tonk Man|
|"You gonna sing? Well, will you sing for him?" - Jake|
|"Damien didn't help him much there, did he?" - Heenan|
Billy Jack Haynes vs King Harley Race
|"How do you trust anybody with a nose like Dick Woehrle?" - Jesse|
Billy Jack won by DQ when Heenan jumped in. The match wasn't that good. Race tried his best but BJ was a black hole of charisma here and the crowd wasn't into it at all. Race definitely bumped well here. Jesse and Bruno weren't bad on commentary at all.
Cowboy Lang vs Lord Littlebrook
|"Well, we know who Alfred is cheering on in this match." - Gorilla|
|"You know something about Lord Littlebrook? He happens to be the illegitimate child of Lord Alfred Hayes. I have documented proof on that." - Bobby Heenan|
|"You know this midget match? It's a short match. Haha." - Bobby Heenan|
|"All the sins of humanity written upon that one face." - Alfred|
|"Probably pound for pound the toughest midget ever. Distant cousin to Chief Jay Strongbow." - Heenan on Little Beaver|
|"I know one thing about Bob Uecker. He was responsible for the St. Louis Cardinal team that he played on for winning the pennant in 1967. Yes, the last month he had hepititus." - Heenan|
Jimmy Jack Funk vs Blackjack Mulligan
|"Oh sure, the man's 6 foot 10 and 350 pounds and he needs spurs?" - Ventura|
Blackjack Mulligan won in quick fashion with a rough looking flying back elbow. Total squash here with JJ Funk doing some nice bumps.
|"I will remove all doubt, yes I will retire." - Piper|
|"May it be a half an hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead." - Piper|
|"Who cares what that miserable bag pipe salesman does?" - Heenan|
|"Did you hear what happened to The Islanders? They thought they were going to Wrestlemania and sat over 8 hours in a Pontiac waiting for something to happen." - Heenan|
The Islanders vs Al Navarro and Joe Mirto
|"I think they need some kind of guidance." - Gorilla | "I'm too busy."- Heenan | "I'm not talking about your kind of guidance." - Gorilla|
|A fan jumped in the ring|
|"I ordered some catering while I watch you fumble around. Some bimbo from the back room brings me a pickle and a cheese sandwich." - Heenan|
WWF Title - Hulk Hogan vs King Kong Bundy
|Hulk nails a fan!|
|Bundymania runnin' wild!|
Heenan and Gorilla talked about WM 3 and Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant, saying it is the biggest match of all time. Heenan gave Gorilla a first class ticket to the secret training location of Andre the Giant to close the show.
Overall thoughts: I enjoyed the second half of this. The midgets were good, the Islanders were good and the main was good. Bobby Heenan had some hilarious lines and really helped the show along. Check this one out.