The Crash Lucha Libre 5/16/2025 Tijuana, B.C. Parte 1

The Crash Lucha Libre 5/16/2025 Tijuana, B.C. Parte 1

We are in Tijuana, Mexico.

The announcers Leo Magadon, Isauro Mercado and Damian 666 welcome us to the show. They talk about a bull terrier match

Anubis and Gallo Extreme vs Chris Nasty and Atomick Star

Star flips around Anubis then backrolls him. Anu rolls him with the waistlock. Star then wristlocks him and Anu flips out using the ropes. Anu headflips up and they stand off. Gallo and Chris go at it. Chris shoves him then takes a double chop. Gallo hits kicks then belly to belly overhead suplexes him.

Chris twists into an armdrag on him. Gallo is enzugiri's while on the 2nd rope and Chris uses the ropes to reverse headscissor him down. Chris then topes him outside. Anu comes off the top and is dropkicked by Star in mid-air.

Anu's head is banged off the buckles by Star. Gallo gets double stomped on by the heels. Star then mocks Gallo's chicken dance taunt. Gallo takes a double superkick. Star chops Anubis. Anubis is dropped into a codebreaker.

Gallo comes in to help out then is thrown out. Anu is popped up into a headscissors. Gallo then top rope dropkicks Chris. Anu tope con hilos outside then Gallo tope con hilos through the ropes. Anu tries to throw a drink at Star but Star ducks.

Chris takes a double flapjack. Anu rolls Star into a splash on Chris. Gallo superkicks Chris. Star takes dropkicks from both opponents in the corner for 2. Anu slaps Chris then Chris handsprings into a cutter on him. Gallo belly to belly overhead suplexes Christ into the buckles and we get some code red's and crucifix bombs.

Chris superkicks Anu. Anu corkscrew headscissors Chris out. Anu then tope con hilos him into the front row. Gallo canadian destroyers Star for 2 and is pushed onto the ref. Star and Gallo kick each other in the crotch and Star rips off Gallo's mask then pins him as he covers up.

Thoughts: It was average work then they started spamming big moves near the end which brought things down. We also had a dirty finish here.

Gran Pandemónium, Hijo de Pandemónium, Pandemónium Jr. vs Decnnis, Microman, Zumbi

Valentino was replaced here by Decnnis, but the graphic didn't reflect that. 

The heels all look the same and there's no telling them apart. The faces dance then all of them get stomped on to start.

Micro is spun around by a heel then thrown down. Zumbi's mask is pulled on outside. Micro is sent into a facekick then is stomped on by the heels. Dec is double kicked in the knee then takes a basement dropkick. Zumbi takes a triple basement dropkick.

Micro is triple stomped on and the heels pose. Micro takes a double slap to the head in the corner then a heel just boots him over. The heels tease doing a triple basement dropkick but strut instead. Micro is triple stomped on. Micro is rocked like a baby by the heel and thrown into another, who he headscissors. Zumbi plancha's outside then Dec topes outside. Micro then teases a dive.

Dec misses a dropkick then armdrags a heel into the ropes. Decn then poses and dances and spinning armdrags a heel twice. Dec is double hiptossed into the ropes and does a double armdrag off of it. Zumbi dances at a heel in the ring. The heel then dances back. Zumbi twerks then superkicks the heel. Zumbi back handsprings into an headscissors then does a scorpion kick. Zumbi does a split legdrop fameasser. Zumbi headscissors another heel then does a handstand double knee drop.

Zumbi corner lariats a heel. The heel pulls Zumbi's pants down exposing his butt. Zumbi then superkicks the heel and neckstand (yes, a neckstand) pendulum double knees him in the corner.
Micro gets booted over by a heel. Micro sweeps a heel then does a small flying headscissors spike. Micro dropkicks the heel into the bottom rope and does a 619. Micro is lifted an hits an armdrag out of it. Micro teases a basement dropkick of his own but dances. Micro is then double kicked and stomped by the heels.

Micro is tossed around by the heels and they play catch with him. They do a triple smack to the head on the apron and do a triple strut. Zumbi superkicks a heel then a heel takes a double suplex. Dec does a tope on 2 opponents outside. Zumbi then top rope plancha's outside onto 2 heels.

Micro hits a 2nd ropoe vader bomb on a heel but Dec pulls the ref out on the count for some reason. Dec then kicks Micro and michinoku drivers him. A heel then top rope splashes Micro and pins him.

Thoughts: Well this was an unusual one. For those who may not know, Micro is maybe 2 feet tall and is too small to even be a mini. He was naturally abused here. It's hard to really buy any of his offense as actually hurting, but he's a lovable character. I have no idea why Decnniss turned on him and they did not explain that one well in the match. . The match was entertaining as the heels had a bunch of fun and Zumbi had some creative capoeira.

I believe Valentino, who Decnnis replaced then comes out. He says he gave Decnnis his spot and this is how he thanked him. He calls him a traitor. He asks if this is about what happened last time with Guapos VIP in Saltillo. Valentino challenges him to a match. Decnnis tells the crowd to shut up. He said he asked him for a chance in Saltillo, but says he's a 4th rate dancer. He says him, Shocker and Alan Stone will beat him. He calls Zumbi a pumpkin and offers to set up a mask vs mask match with Zumbi, Valentino and Micro vs him, Shocker and Alan Stone.

Overall thoughts: There were only 2 new matches here. Neither was must see but the heels beating up on Micro in the 2nd match was entertaining at times. Unfortunately, we had a dirty finish and the lead-up to it was non-existent. I wouldn't recommend this one and would say it was just just around average. I'd give it a 4 out of 10 total.