Micro Wrestling Federation 2/25/2023 Micro PPV1: The Rivalry
Ivar says Jack isn't afraid to reach for the stars or anything on the top shelf. Jack says he hopes none of the wrestlers tarnish his company. Ivar says he doesn't like his odds.
They run down the card.
Lil' Show talks about his brother Baby Jesus. Baby gets some digs in back and Show is jealous of him. Show says losing a member of your family can tear it apart, but says it can also make it stronger.
Wendi Furguson interviews Pinky Shortcake. She says she wants to climb the ranks and taking down her baby daddy Psycho is the best way to do it. Psycho comes in and Pinky calls him a future chump while she's a future champ.
Hot Rod vs Zach Presley
Micro Jackson is the special guest ref and he's does a Michael Jackson gimmick. They say Rod is a former chippendale dancer and he has a glittery jacket on. Zack is an Elvis impersonator who Ivar says is Elvis' unclaimed child. Elvis dances his way to the ring.
Rod gets on the mic and says to make some noise. He says he looked at himself in the mirror and thought he looked good. He says he was expecting to see a lot of pretty women, nice looking kids and wealthy men when he came here. He says the fans are ugly and says he doesn't need these fat, ugly Tennessee morons to cheer for him. He says he's sexy and he knows it. He says a fan is ugly and he knows it. He says the men wishes they looked like him and the women wished their men looked as sexy as him. He then flips off the crowd.
They dance at each other. Rod slaps him and they do waistlock takedowns on each other. Zack's arm is banged over the top rope then he is wristlocked. Zack side headlock takeovers him twice. Rod side headlocks him then shoulders him over. Rod poses and dances then Zack slams him. Zack hits a nice slam then lariats him over the top to the floor. Rod ends up in the front row.
Zack goes for a dive and gets hit. Rod chokes Zack on the ropes then hits a nice dropkick for 2. Rod hits punches and boots in the corner. Zack springboard back elbows him for 1. Zack suplexes him and does an elbow drop after an Elvis dance.
Rod does a jumping kick and slams him. Rod elbow drops Zack's back. Rod then camel clutches him. Zack drops him backwards to escape. Rod superkicks him in the gut then Zack does a flying headscissors. Rod is sent out and Zack chops him outside.
Rod superkicks him in the gut. Zack is laid on the canvas and Rod legdrops him there. Zack hits some punches then bulldogs him. Rod springboard kicks him. Rod gorilla press slams him.
Rod lands on his feet off a top rope moonsault. Zack swinging fisherman's neckbreakers him for 2. Zack goes up top, Rod hits the ropes and Zack does down hard. Rod hits a stiff 2nd rope uranage on him and wins.
Thoughts: It went a little long but it was a solid match here with clear faces and heels. Both guys moved well. This was not a typical US style midgets match - it was just a normal match that happened to have midgets in it. Zack was a fun face and Rod is probably better at wrestling than most of the wrestlers on the indies. Zack took a hard bump from the top rope where he crashed and burned. I would have liked to have seen Zack get more offense in.
Hot Rod is interviewed. He says he plans on winning the rumble tonight and getting the title shot he deserves. He says there is nothing anyone can do about it. Wendi says that was oddly satisfying.
Syko vs Pinky Shortcake
Syko comes out with Little Chola, who we are told is the girlfriend of another wrestler. Syko gets on the mic before it starts. He says he's the most psychotic micro we will ever meet. He says he did escape from a mental hospital. He says he was tired of the nurse and her medication and says he wanted to win the micro wrestling title. He says the fans will notice he's not the smallest micro. He says he's not the tallest micro either. He says it's not the size of the micro but the size of the fight in the micro. He says Micoo will whoop them all.
Pinky does a promo. She says she's the sexiest micro diva in the game. She says she's making her micro PPV debut. She says she's all that and a box of shortcake. Syko says he's not wrestling her because he loves her. She says she's not here for love, she's here for the micro title.
Little Miss is the referee.
Syko slides out and goes under the ring. Syko gives Pinky a flower. She breaks it up and stomps on it. She says the flower is fake just like him. Syko says the only thing fake is the time she said she loved him. Syko slaps him around and rolls him up. Pink hits armdrags and crossbodies him for 2.
Syko elbow drops her for 2. Pink goes up and over then hits kicks. Pinky bulldogs him. Pink monkey flips him twice. Pink bites him in the butt then baseball slides him. Pink pulls him up by the hair then crossbodies him off the apron.
Syko brings some weapons into the ring. Syko puts a plunger in Pinky's face, the ref's face and his own face. He then yells "I'm Psycho". Pink hits him with a sign and vader bombs him for 2. Pinky slaps him around then dropkicks her. Syko airplane spin drops her then hits an attitude adjustment. Psycho hits another one then vader bombs her. Psycho goes up top and misses a top rope swanton. The ref takes the sign away from Pinky. Chola stops Pinky from hitting Syko with a chair then Syko suplexes her for the win.
Thoughts: I didn't like the ref allowing people to get in the ring and I didn't like her letting them use weapons. The work was pretty good though and both wrestlers moved around well. Both wrestlers were pretty likeable and it was a bit more believable as an intergender match since both wrestlers are about the same time.
Pinky is interviewed after. She says Little Chola earned herself a girls night out. She says she fights that little punk or she fights her next time. Syko begs for forgiveness.
Little Chola is interviewed after. She says "no ingles". Pinky pushes her and they shove each other.
Disco Dom vs Micro Tiger
Dom asks who's ready to dance with Disco Dom? He says there's a new dance machine in town and you are looking at him. He gets the crowd to yell "DISCO" and says disco's not dead. Tiger does a fun dance on the ramp and in the ring. Tiger gets on the mic and says "meow".
Tiger waistlocks him and fisherman suplexes him for 2. Tiger takes Dom down twice and ties his legs up. Tiger throws him by the arm and Dom legsweeps him. Tiger dropkicks him in the knee then rolls him up for 2.
Dom hits shots to the gut and hits a corner splash. Tiger boots him out of the corner and flips over him. Tiger dances and Dom hits him. Dom hits jabs and drops him. Dom sunset flips him but Tiger rolls through.
Tiger pokes him in the eye then la silla's him off the apron. Tiger handstands on the apron and headscissors him. Tiger is sent into the post. Dom pulls Tiger's crotch into the post. The crowd chants "disco sucks" and Dom slams Tiger. Dom tries to take Tiger's mask off and eventually does. Tiger has a 2nd mask on though. Tiger stunners him then hits a powerslam. Tiger hits a top rope splash for 2.
Dom superkicks Tiger then hits a 2nd rope moonsault to win.
Tiger dances to Dom's music after.
Thoughts: Tiger could have been a little cleaner here on some of his moves. I liked the mask under the mask spot here. I thought this was missing something though and could have been a little better.
Wendi interviews Baby Jesus. She asks if they can be best friends. Baby hugs her and Wendi says she's never been so happy in her life.
Flyin' Ryan vs Jamaican Jo
Flyin' Ryan has a flag with all the Boston teams on it and is wearing football shoulderpads. He calls Pigeon Forge a sewer and says he hates it. He says everything about it sucks. He says he's what a real man looks like and is the definition of greatness. He says various Boston teams are also great. He says he will win his match tonight.
Jamaican Jo does a taped promo. He says if you like to party, he's your guy. He says he's the high flying, always smiling, good timing wrestler. He says the MWF is the place to be. He says his co-workers are so cool. He says Ryan is an unpleasant dude and says Ryan will help him make a name for himself tonight.
They lock up and hockey fight. Ryan hits knees to the gut and wristlocks him. Ryan does it back to him. Jo flips out of it using the ropes. Ryan rolls out of it and side headlocks him. Ryan pulls Jo's wig off. Joe then hits dropkicks. Ryan goes out and calls for time out. He says he wants to use his "first time out" and the crowd chants "Boston sucks".
Ryan hits Jo from behind and does a nice slam. Ryan hits a nice splash. Ryan hits a nice dropkick then headbutt drops Jo in the crotch. Jo goes up and over and hits a headscissors on his way down. Jo does a pendulum double knee in the corner. Jo then does a nice slingblade.
Jo 2nd rope splashes Ryan for 2. Joe boots him in the gut. Ryan corner dropkicks him in the crotch and they slap each other. They try to dropkick each other at the same time. Ryan spinning lariats Jo.
Ryan is thrown out. Jo double axe handles Ryan off the apron then elbow drops him off the apron onto the floor. Joe pulls the cover off the ringpost. Ryan chops Jo against the post. Ryan drives Jo's crotch into the post. Jo slingshots over Ryan then hits a running headhunter. Jo top rope crossbodies Ryan for 2.
Jo suplexes Ryan then Ryan suplexes him back. Ryan puts Jo on his shoulder and drops him on his chest and gut. Ryan gyrates and takes off his elbow pads. Ryan then does the worm and legdrops Jo. Ryan grabs the ref and takes the Michael Jackson glove. He puts it in his pants and hits the ref with it. The ref slaps him then lariats him.
Jo goes for a cutter but is thrown off. Ryan boots Jo out of the corner then uses the ropes to pin him.
Thoughts: The finish was a little weak but it was a fun match. Jo's super athletic and can really fly and Ryan's real fast. The stuff with the ref was kind of fun. It could have been a little shorter but I liked this one.
Lil Show says he will break Baby Jesus in half for himself and his family. Baby says he will do it for all the little brothers in the world.
Battle Royal - Disco Dom, Hot Rod, Baby Ben, Flyin' Ryan, Syko, Zach Presley, Jamaican Jo, Micro Tiger, Brock Jr., Andrew the Giant and Chief Littlefoot
Andrew is beaten up on by everyone to start. He lariats various wrestlers over and splashes Ben. Ben is thrown out. Everyone lifts Andrew and throws him out.Jo hits shots on Rod in the corner and Brock gets thrown out by Tiger. Ryan takes a double suplex. Rod then takes one too.
Tiger ties Chief's head up in the ropes. Ryan ddt's Jo. Zack gets knocked off the apron by Rod. Rod then throws Tiger out. Rod superkicks Chief and Ryan flips off the 2nd rope onto Jo. Ryan poses on the ropes and is thrown out by Jo. Rod lariats Jo over the top to the floor.
Chief and Syko are thrown into each other. Syko takes a double suplex. Chief takes a double suplex. Dom throws Chief over the top. Syko stomps on Rod. Dom bangs Syko's head off the buckles. Syko takes a double gorilla press drop.
Syko flying headscissors Rod. Rod fallaway slams Dom then throws him out. Rod and Syko are the last two in the ring. Rod throws Syko across the ring then karelin's lifts him. Rod tries to powerbomb Syko over the top but Syko hurricanrana's him out.
Thoughts: It was fine. They got everyone out of there pretty quick and this wasn't a lot else but various eliminations.
Lil' Show is interviewed. He has nothing to say and walks off.
Micro 1 Title vs Micro 2 Title - Lil' Show (c) vs Baby Jesus
They said the MWF is split up into 2 brands, Micro 1 and Micro 2. They say the belts for both shows is on the line tonight.
Show gets on the mic. He says he's the redneck brawler. He says he will chew up his opponent and spit him out.
Show does push-ups to warm up. Baby cartwheels and backflips. They lock up and Show side headlocks him. Show shoulders him over. Baby flying forearms him then hits armdrags. Show hits a nice overhead belly to belly.
Show chokes Baby in the corner. Show chokes him in the corner then hits a jab flurry. Baby hits a splash in the corner then bronco busters him. Baby takes a mean facekick. Show chokes him on the ropes.
Show does a nice handspring into a ddt. Show slams him then misses an asai moonsault. Baby headscissors him into a ddt. Baby asai moonsaults him for 2. Show eye pokes Baby then puts him in a full nelson. Baby pulls Show's arms back.
Show full nelson drops him on his chest. Show then htis a nice sitout gordbuster. Show hits corner punches then Baby powerbombs him. Show lariats him over. Show hits a jay driller/package piledriver.
Show catches his crossbody and the ref gets hit with Baby's feet. The ref is down and Show hits a world's strongest slam. Baby flying forearms him then hits a top rope rogsplash. The ref is out though and can't count. Hot Rod comes in and chokeslams Baby. Show then pins Baby to win.
Thoughts: I was surprised the show ended with a dirty finish. You would think it would end with Baby winning since he was the face. Baby's selling could have been a little better towards the send but it was a solid match. They moved well and Baby really took a beating here. Show is a pretty good wrestler.
Hot Rod and Show beat up Baby after. Syko comes out to help. Then all the wrestlers get in the ring and fight. The heels then celebrate outside.
The commentators close the show. Jack says he's disappointed and discouraged but Ivar says the show was dazzling.
Overall thoughts: I liked the show and thought it was good overall. Like a lot of people, I expected the typical low quality midget wrestling with lots of comedy. This was not that though. This was a wrestling show just with smaller wrestlers, almost all of whom were athletic and could go. They also added some entertainment into it and gave everyone time to get their characters over. This was a big success and really couldn't have gone much better than it did. It surpassed all of my expectations and I recommend this. I give this a 7 out of 10 and thought they did a great job here.
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