Dramatic Dream Team 7/30/2022 Road to Peter 2022 in Osaka
Yukio Sakaguchi vs Kazuki Hirata
Hirata offers to help take off Yukio's jacket for some reason and folds it up. Yukio turns his back on him then Hirata puts it over his head and rolls him up. Hirata gets on his knees and they talk. Hirata gives Yukio his glasses for the Magnum Tokyo dance. Yukio puts them on and throws them. Hirata hits some forearms on him then Yukio stops him and pushes him over with one finger. Yukio punches him in the gut then chest kicks him down.
Yukio hits a knee to the gut then Hirata enzugiri's him. Yukio ducks a clothesline then Hirata knocks him over a clothesline. Hirata goofs around instead of using his advantage and is kicked again. Hirata pleads out of a pumping knee and they talk some more. Hirata then gives hi ma gift box and it's glasses. Hirata chops him in the back of the neck and does the Magnum Tokyo dance to music. Yuki gets up a lot later, puts the bag over Hirata's head and PK's him for the win.
This was stupid, comedy crap.
Burning (Jun Akiyama & Yusuke Okada) & The Bodyguard vs Yuji Hino, Yuki Ishida & Yukio Naya
Okada and Ishida sumo charge each other to start and do sumo. Ishida throws him and forearms him multiple times. Okada shoulders him over then Ishida does it back to him. Jun headlocks Naya and Naya shoulders him over. Naya misses an elbow and BG (Bodyguard) and Jun shoulder Naya over. Okada hits forearms on Naya then is forearmed down. Naya kicks and knees him in the gut for 2. Ishida gets in and hiptosses and slams Okada. Okada fights off his forearms then he ends up trading shots with Hino.
Hino chops Okada down easily and does machine gun chops. Hino then fallaway slams him without being hurt from the chops. Naya hiptosses Okada and elbow drops him for 2. Okada suplexes Naya then Jun gets in. Jun sliding knees Naya for 2 and they trade forearms. Jun headbutts him then takes a knee to the body. Jun blocks a facekick then exploders him. Naya no sells it though and knees him in the chest.
BG and Hino go face to face. Neither can hurt the other with chops and Hino has Ishida pull his shirt off. They trade more chops then trade more. BG lariats Hino over then they suplex each other. BG and Hino just stand there and lariat each other a couple of times then Hino knocks him over. Ishida gets in and splashes BG in the corner. BG misses a high kick and is rolled up. Ishida does a sumo fishing throw then battering rams him for 2. Ishida hits a palm strike flurry on BG then BG kind of hits him with a high kick to drop him. The pin is broken up then BG lariats him for 2. BG then camel clutches Ishida and wins it.
There was no way the 6 of them were having a bad match and they did not have a bad match. BG and Hino lariat battling was entertaining and the match was what I had hoped it would be.
DAMNATION T.A (Daisuke Sasaki & KANON) vs Akito & Antonio Honda
Damnation attacks at the bell. Sasaki trips Honda and Honda faceplants over it. Honda grabs the mic and is hit while holding it. Kanon stands on Honda and Kanon eye rakes Honda. Kanon kneels on Honda's gut multiple times and takes the mic from him. Sasaki eye rakes Honda and like sticks his hand in his mouth.
Sasaki side headlocks him and Honda tries to come back but is eye raked. Honda hits a shot to the gut then a kneelift. Akito gets in and fights a 1v2 soon after. Akito dragon screws Sasaki then then butterfly suplexes him for 2. Akito rolls Sasaki into an ankle lock then Sasaki rolls him into a pin attempt and a crossface. Honda does some weird tripping motion in to break up the crossface and gets on the mic. Sasaki kicks him as he talks and throws him out. Kanon volleyball spikes Akito then forearms him. Akito pops him up into a knee then sit out gordbusters him.
Honda trips again to get into the ring and grabs the mic. Kanon beats up on Honda and knocks the ref over when he tries to slam him. Honda low blows Kanon and Sasaki then his own partner. Honda talks on the mic for a while, eye pokes his own partner on accident then submits to Kanon's grounded cobra twist.
This was also comedy crap with no real explanation for a lot of stuff Honda was doing.
Gamma & HARASHIMA vs Makoto Oishi & Yuki Ueno
I wasn't that excited for this, but this suddenly looks good after 2 comedy matches. Oishi and HS (Harashima) do a stand off after a headscissors counter early. Gamma shoulders over Ueno then the two armdrag each other. Ueno kips up and Gamma tries to but slips and goes down. Gamma then tries again and does the kip up. Gamma offers to shake then kicks him. Gamma takes elbows and a double elbow from his opponents. Gamma gets the advantage on Oishi then HS hits pendulum knees.
HS stomps on Oishi and back kicks him. Gamma hits Oishi with a water bottle then enzugiri's him. Gamma does a figure four variation on Oishi and Oishi has to ropebreak. Oishi running forearms Gamma then Ueno gets in and overhead belly to belly suplexes Gamma. Oishi hits his flying crotch move in the corner. Gamma moves the ref and low blows Ueno. Gamma tries to hit Ueno with his stick but hits the ref instead and the ref takes an awful, slow motion, comedic bump to the floor. Ueno gets the stick and Gamma tries to roll away but Ueno hits him when he is done. Ueno hits him in the leg with the stick then the body. Gamma tries to block the shot and gets more before going down. Ueno then does a sword pose. The ref finally gets in and sees him with the stick. It ends up between Ueno's legs and HS pulls the stick up to crotch him.
Ueno tags out and Oishi hits HS with forearms. Oishi tornado ddt's him then does a delfin cluthc pin attempt for 2. HS facekicks Oishi into a Gamma lariat. HS misses a spingboard move on Oishi and Oishi calf-crushers him. Oishi drops the hold for some reason then HS chest kicks him down. HS falcon arrows Oishi for 2. HS does an impressive spinning gorilla press gutbuster on Oishi then Ueno flying shining wizards him. HS high kicks his own partner then surprise roll-ups Oishi to win it.
I didn't like this one at all due to the ref and weapon shot. It just completely brought this one down.
Tetsuya Endo vs Yuya Koroku
They lock up early and Endo shoulders him over. Yuya hits an armdrag and a hiptoss. Yuya kneedrops his hand outside and bangs Endo's hand off the floor. Endo drives Yuya's back into the apron then back body drops him on the floor. Endo stomps on him and pulls both his arms back. Endo then slams him. Yuya is whipped into the buckles hard then Endo single leg crabs him.
Yuya hits forearms then running forearms him. Yuya armwringer drops his arm then waterwheel drops him for 2. Endo springboard forearms him then lariats him. Endo goes up top and takes forearms and Endo misses a pele kick. Yuya rolls him into an armlock.
Yuya misses a top rope moonsault then Endo backbreakers him. Yuya backslides him and they reverse each others moves. Endo superkicks him then hits a standing spanish fly. Endo then sitout spinning reverse fireman's carry slams him and wins it.
This was basically a long squash with Yuya getting some hope spots in before his gauranteed demise.
Harimao (Kazusada Higuchi & Naomi Yoshimura) vs The 37KAMIINA (MAO & Shunma Katsumata)
Higuchi shoulders Mao over then Mao dropkicks him. Higuchi then runs him over with a shoulder. Noami and Shun go at it and Naomi is wearing his hair down and looks like a fat girl. Shun trips and dropkicks Naomi early then Mao kicks Higuchi off the apron. They all fight outside and Higuchi atomic drops Mao. Shun is thrown into the post and takes a big bump into it. Shun claps a "wet warning" sign on Naomi's head then Mao finds a giant tire. Both teams roll the tire at the other then Shun gets in the tire and is rolled at their opponents.
Mao then rides on the rolling tire and ddt's Naomi. Shun walks on the giant tire as it moves and hurricanrana's Higuchi off of it. Shun then walks the giant tire into Naomi who is standing on the apron. Naomi lariats him while he is on it, Shun falls on it then is rolled onto by it. Shun is then put in the tire and rolled around. Mao helps do this for some reason then Shun is lifted and dropped while in the tire. Shun is double shouldered then elbow dropped.
Higuchi hits chops on Shun then catches his hurricanrana attempt. Shun then satellite ddt's him. Mao dropkicks Naomi then corkscrew kicks Higuchi out of the ring. Mao and Shun then tope con hilo both opponents. Mao top rope kneedrops Higuchi then split-legged moonsaults him for 2. Higuchi slams Mao then Naomi overhead suplexes Mao out of the bearhug position. Mao and Naomi trade punches then Naomi chops him down. Naomi backdrops Mao then Mao corkscrew kicks him. Shun top rope M. Bison stomps Naomi then Shun gets more offense in. Shun top rope splashes Naomi for 2.
Higuchi and Mao trade shots then Mao and Shun double superkick Higuchi than double knee Naomi. Mao and Shun are held up and suplexed at almost the same time then Shun takes a double gorilla press slam. Higuchi lariats Mao. Shun superkicks Naomi and takes a side throw then Naomi powerbombs him to win.
There was too much screwing around early and I thought Mao/Shun got too much in for being underdogs here. It also went longer than needed at over 20 minutes.
Overall thoughts: I didn't like this at all. It was a comedy heavy show and I only really only liked one match.
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