I did a podcast on this show here:
Sika vs Moondog Spot
I'm liking this trend of freakshow matches. I'm interested to see who the face will be here.
|"What was he looking for?..Maybe he was looking for Rex or a milkbone or something." - Gorilla | "Fireplug, fire hydrant or something." - Heenan|
|"He says he's in communication with the late, great Grand Wizard or something." - Gorilla on The Wizard | "I'll have to go by that if that's what he says." - Heenan|
|"Maybe he just shed his coat, you don't know." - Heenan on why Spot looks thinner|
|"Sika from the Isle of Samoa...who I still believe has some cannibalistic tendencies." - Gorilla|
I had some buffering after this match so I skipped ahead a few minutes.
Ron Bass vs Special Delivery Jones
|"You know Blackjack Mulligan is trying to copy this guy. He's trying to live off of his reputation." - Heenan|
|"I like to wrestle a guy like SD Jones. I like people in my family to wrestle a guy like SD Jones because when you beat him, you beat somebody." - Heenan|
|"You know, Mulligan's got a saying. It'll take a good man to beat him, but it won't take him long." - Heenan | "That's not one of his sayings." - Gorilla|
They showed the Wrestlemania 3 contract signing:
|"You're both sick. If you wanted a title shot, all you had to do was ask me. I would have given you anything." - Hulk Hogan|
|"Wrestlemania 3 will be your last lesson." - Andre the Giant|
|"The belt they have now is made for Hulk Hogan. So it doesn't fit Andre the Giant. It was made for somebody smaller. The new belt is on the way." - Heenan|
|"One of the reasons that I wanted to do Wrestlemania III is so that I could be like Bobby Heenan. I like what you wear." - Bob Uecker|
Jesse was with Mary Hart:
|"Jesse, when you talk to me late at night on the phone, it's so much softer." - Mary Hart | "Don't let them know that." - Jesse Ventura|
|Visa and Mastercared accepted.|
Corporal Kirchner vs Johnny K-9
|"He's trying to buy fans." - Heenan on why Corporal Kirchner was waving the Canadian flag|
|"He's aggressive, he's a fighting man." - Heenan on K-9 | "He's a fruitcake." - Gorilla | "He doesn't have both oars in the water." - Gorilla | "But he's got both feet in the ring." - Heenan|
|"He'd be getting a disqualification if I were refereeing. Where is Danny Davis when you need him? " - Heenan|
Greg Valentine, Brutus Beefcake and Adrian Adonis vs The Can-Am Connection and Lanny Poffo
Jimmy Hart and Adrian are planning a surprise,
with a pair of scissors and a sleeper hold.
If Piper leaves for Hollywood with no hair on his head,
they figure his career is going to fold.
They have conjured up a scheme to ruin his happy day,
and make it hard to get an acting job.
I sure hope his plans aren't thwarted March the 29th,
because Adonis is a fat, disgusting slob.
|"I find Poffo's poem absurd, because I'm a star and I'm bald." - Jesse|
|"Adrian Adonis is indeed a dummy. A big dummy." - Gorilla|
King Kong Bundy vs Billy Jack Haynes
|"He can rear back, crack his head as hard as he can and maybe crack the shin of Bundy." - Heenan on The Haiti Kid | "Puleasee."- Gorilla|
|"Billy Jerk Haynes.He's got a temper, Billy Jerk, and he gets mad.." - Bobby | "Not very often does he lose his cool." - Gorilla | "Only when he looks in the mirror and sees what he paid for that ridiculous hat." - Bobby|
|Bundymania runnin' wild!|
|"King Kong Bundy's a big critter.." - Hillbilly Jim | "What if he comes crashing in on me?" - Little Beaver | "Or Me?" - The Haiti Kid | "Don't you worry little fellas, I'm gonna make sure that he don't do that." - Hillbilly Jim|
|"You suspend me, you don't have a champion to do business with." - Heenan|
|"He will be at Wrestlemania III. He won't be in the ring but he will be one of the first people to step in and congratulate the new world's champion." - Heenan on Orndorff|
The Killer Bees vs The Hart Foundation
|"He did the same thing all British people do in the heat of the battle. He quit." - Heenan on Dynamite Kid's injury in the tag title match|
Overall thoughts: Not a good one here. The opener was bad, Corporal Kirchner vs Johnny K-9 was bad and the Adonis angle was really awful.