Last week's show is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/04/wwe-monday-night-raw-4292013-results.html
Welcome to my WWE Monday Night Raw Review for May 6th, 2013. I haven't read any spoilers for this but Paul Heyman is promising to do something extreme tonight and that is really about all I know. I'm not expecting a big tonight but I do expect a Cena match and I'd love to see some longer matches like last week.
Randy Orton vs Damien Sandow
Randy has voices inside his head, just watching him puts me to bed, puts me to sleep. Randy walks down here on this ramp, his expression stays the same. Does his pose up in the corner, can't think of anything more lame. All his tattoos are disgusting, all that oil on him is heinous. I guess you get to sit back and watch me beat this ignoramus.
|"You're Welcome." - Damien Sandow|
Big Show laid out Orton while he was leaving. They didn't show it when it happened so they had to go to a replay to show it.
They announced Alberto Del Rio vs Dolph Ziggler for tonight.
Fandango vs R-Truth
|Fandango was dancing in the back in preparation. As you can see, Mrs. Fandango aka Summer Rae is not with him tonight.|
They announced Kane vs Ryback for later.
Alberto Del Rio vs Dolph Ziggler
Kaitlyn was talking with the Funkadactyl's, Khali and Natalya about the secret admirer. The admirer sent a text from the Simpsons where Ralph Wiggum sent a card saying, "I Choo Choo Choose You". They agreed to have The Great Khali go undercover to figure out who the mystery lover was. When you have a secret plan, it's best not to reveal on television to millions. They also brought up The Great Khali being a cop in India.
Here's the Simpsons Choose You card:
The Shield vs The Uso's and Kofi Kingston
Antonio Cesaro vs Zack Ryder
Last week's Superstars is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/05/wwe-superstars-532013-results-and-review.html
Last week's Saturday Morning Slam is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/05/wwe-saturday-morning-slam-542013.html
They announced Antonio Cesaro vs Randy Orton for WWE Main Event 5/6/2013. Since I'm shilling away, I'll be reviewing that live here with pics and gifs.
Paul Heyman was doing a satellite interview.
|"Brock, put that back. You know you'll never have even a chance at a title as long as Triple H is making decisions here." - Heyman|
|"I do like the way that looks on you." - Heyman|
|"Killer Kowalski...who'd he ever train?" - Paul Heyman|
|"Chief Operating Officer and World Champion, Brock Lesnar." - Paul Heyman|
|"Now Brock, Triple H might get really mad if you do something like this." - Paul Heyman|
|"Mr. Lesnar, you have a future as an interior decorator." - Paul Heyman|
|Brock Lesnar broke the sledgehammer while breaking a desk. That's power.|
Heyman and Lesnar destroying the office was an all-time great WWE segment. Heyman was absolutely hilarious here and had so many good one-liners. Brock was great too. They also teased Brock Lesnar vs The Rock here as they had Brock Lesnar stare down a Royal Rumble 2013 poster with The Rock on it. By the way, the office wasn't Triple H's real office. I think that was obvious, but I want to point that out. Believe me, Triple H has couches, bath's and giant television screens in his office and no title belts and sledgehammers.
They announced that WWE Total Divas will be on Sundays on E!.
AJ Lee and The Bella Twins vs Kaitlyn and The Funkadactyl's
They said Mark Henry was mad and he was out to talk.
|Sheamus had yellow stuff near his eye. It's mostly a black eye or bad makeup.|
Wade Barrett vs Sheamus
|"Whoop you like you stole somethin', boy." - Mark Henry|
They announced a dance-off between Chris Jericho and Fandango for next week. If they were going to debut Emma, this would be the perfect time.
Ryback vs Kane
Overall thoughts: Pretty good show. There were two decent matches, the Brock Lesnar in the office segment was great and I liked Henry beating up Sheamus. I didn't get bored and the show went pretty quick.