Last week's show is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/03/wwe-friday-night-smackdown-382013.html
Sheamus and Randy Orton vs The Rhodes Scholars
|"You guys need a tag team partner that is the ultimate destroyer." - Show|
"I think we couldn't agree with you more." - Orton
"I'm telling you, you guys won't regret this decision. It's a smart move" - Show
|"You're dead right, Show. And that's why the two of us have picked him." - Sheamus|
Well, the segment did make Show look like a goof and it did make Sheamus/Orton look like jerks. I thought Ryback always should have been the choice for the 6-man as The Shield started by messing with him and he's been their biggest rival. However, the question is now, what do you do with Big Show? Please, please, please don't suggest Big Show vs Mark Henry. That is no buys.
Layla and Kaitlyn vs Tamina Snuka and Aksana
|"You influenced us and we grew up watching you." - Cameron|
|"Did you hear that Brie? We influenced two hoochie-mama's to come to WWE to shake their butts for the dancing dinosaur and his fat friend who thinks he is Japanese. Isn't that great?" - Nikki Bella|
|"Who you callin' hoochie-mama's?" - Naomi|
Kane vs Dolph Ziggler
Dolph won with the ZigZag. He mostly got beat down until the finish. It's a Kane match so it wasn't very interesting. The highlight of it was DB going after Langston on the outside and paying for it. Kane then booted Langston and came in to get pinned.
Ricardo Rodriguez and Alberto Del Rio did another impersonation of Zeb Coulter and Jack Swagger.
|"You snuck across our border, from CANADA." - Jack Swagger|
Fandango then said he wouldn't wrestle because of his name being said wrong. Booker T said that Fandango would wrestle or will face consequences last week, but that didn't happen here.
|"We got this. Just don't lose your cool, ok?" - Booker T|
Mark Henry vs Ryback
|"This is what you got in store for you.You will not run through me" - Mark|
|"Welcome to the HALL of PAIN." - Mark|
Jack Swagger vs Chris Jericho
Overall thoughts: The Bella Twins were the highlight of the show as their segment was awesome. The matches weren't that great on this show and there were alot of angles and talking. The show is skippable.